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Author Topic: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Get in here and vote on some Murder.  (Read 310655 times)

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2100 on: August 10, 2014, 05:46:53 pm »

Sneaky Bastard wanders over to the washrooms to ambush and disable anyone there that doesn't look TOO dangerous. And take their DD while unconscious.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2101 on: August 10, 2014, 09:35:28 pm »

Swim over to Gilbert and punch him in the face

"You silly bugger, you can't outpace me! You ain't got no feet!"

Swim away from Bubba while taunting him if possible.
"Shut yer trap! Or don't, I'll be shutting it for you anyways"
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2102 on: August 10, 2014, 10:22:17 pm »

((I wonder if theres a mechanical hand combination?))

Continue protecting my interests, be polite if possible.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2103 on: August 11, 2014, 08:23:11 am »

"Blub blub blub"

Be wet.  Beware of sharks.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2104 on: August 14, 2014, 09:51:08 pm »

Swim over to Gilbert and punch him in the face

"You silly bugger, you can't outpace me! You ain't got no feet!"

Swim away from Bubba while taunting him if possible.
"Disappointment! Terror! Horror!"

Gilbert looks at Bubba.

"Pfft! Hahahahahah!"

Bubba raises himself using his arms, spits into the pit, and wipes the blood (and loose teeth?) off his face if there is any, glares at Gilbert "You think this is funny? Come laugh at me face to face!" and starts crawling towards Gilbert with the intent of (take a wild guess =p).... Punching him in the face
Spoiler:  Bubba sheet (click to show/hide)
Hmm. Intelligence 1.


HMMMM


You crawl off after Gilbert, who fell into the water last turn. By which I mean you throw yourself down into the water like an idiot.



((xD This is exactly how I envisioned this character acting))

Swim over to Gilbert and punch him in the face

Spoiler:  Bubba sheet (click to show/hide)
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"I'm sorry. I don't do requests."

Attempt to get up and face Mason on an honorable Duel of shield versus sword.

If he attempts to do shackle things to me, then do shackle things to him.


Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)
((If you want, you can put the shield down, I'll share the monorazor combo with you, And we can have an even better duel. And then I can be like "My name is Mason Caldwell. You killed my Larry. Prepare to be knocked off."  :P))
((Sure, if I manage to get up. That would be fun (and good for ratings, I imagine). The only thing is, I'm afraid we're both going to miss due to rule of funny and end up flailing around like idiots, trying to hit each other with our fists... or worse, given what piecewise sometimes does with failed dex rolls.))

Hey, wait a second. If DP is brain-dead, shouldn't he had been hit by the wire?
DP falls off his bar, the reaction apparently very delayed.

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(Yep, with TCM, since he fell off first. Unless the crowd wants to choose someone else.)
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She doesn't respond yet.

Check cellphone now and again to see whether she's answered.

She has texted back
"K. When?"

Sneaky Bastard wanders over to the washrooms to ambush and disable anyone there that doesn't look TOO dangerous. And take their DD while unconscious.
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Dunno if anyone is over there.

((I wonder if theres a mechanical hand combination?))

Continue protecting my interests, be polite if possible.
Hard to threaten slitting someone's throat politely.

"Blub blub blub"

Be wet.  Beware of sharks.

I can't help myself.

"I'm sorry. I don't do requests."

Attempt to get up and face Mason on an honorable Duel of shield versus sword.

If he attempts to do shackle things to me, then do shackle things to him.


Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

((So red team has 1 member left who will soon fall off, and we have Mason and a brain dead monkey at the far end of the arena for insurance? Not even going to hide my actions this time.))

"Larry, noooooo! You bastard! Why won't you fall off already?"

Just wait for Destio to fall. Unless he seems to be doing Shackle things, at which point keep my distance and respond with Shackle things of my own, along with dodging. They can't all be close range weapons, right?

Destio manages to get one leg up on the beam and then clamors up the rest of the way onto the slowly collapsing structure. The entire thing is now leaning so heavily that both men practically have to walk on the corners of the beams to stop from falling in.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2105 on: August 14, 2014, 10:14:09 pm »

((I knew I should have gone and poked him till he fell. Hey Parisbre, you want the monorazor sword combo so we can duel?))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2106 on: August 14, 2014, 11:01:23 pm »

((Use the Dr. Jones school of swordfighting. Shoot him with your laser.))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2107 on: August 15, 2014, 05:07:43 am »

((I've got a better idea. My limbs are probably going to hate me for this, but...))

Audience! What do you say about forcing Destio's and Mason's shackles to be stuck at monosword form for the rest of the round, as long as we both agree to drop the rest of our equipment?

((That way, neither of us can cheat.

Collapsing arena, lasers, duel with ultra lethal swords... Feels like we're in a Star Wars film. Now all we need is some epic music like Duel of the Fates.))

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2108 on: August 15, 2014, 07:55:36 am »

((Those of us in the pool below can end up lazored too =D))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2109 on: August 15, 2014, 08:43:46 am »

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She has texted back
"K. When?"

Send message back:"Tonight, after this episode of DMR. Pick you up at eight?"

Oh, and reserve a table beforehand.


((I've got a better idea. My limbs are probably going to hate me for this, but...))

Audience! What do you say about forcing Destio's and Mason's shackles to be stuck at monosword form for the rest of the round, as long as we both agree to drop the rest of our equipment?

((That way, neither of us can cheat.

Collapsing arena, lasers, duel with ultra lethal swords... Feels like we're in a Star Wars film. Now all we need is some epic music like Duel of the Fates.))

Ernie votes in favor of this proposal.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2110 on: August 15, 2014, 12:29:36 pm »

((Epic music, you say?))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2111 on: August 15, 2014, 11:37:50 pm »

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2112 on: August 16, 2014, 01:49:04 am »

((Seems like the audience wants to see a duel, so I'll send you the combo, Parisbre. I hope I can trust you to not try and laser me at the last minute. ))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2113 on: August 16, 2014, 08:45:16 pm »

((Seems like the audience wants to see a duel, so I'll send you the combo, Parisbre. I hope I can trust you to not try and laser me at the last minute. ))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Gridbased Murder
« Reply #2114 on: August 17, 2014, 12:51:00 am »

((Well, I sent the code. Epic sword duel time.))

"My name is Mason Caldwell. You killed my Larry. Prepare to be knocked off."

Epic monorazor duel. Aim for his feet or lower leg. Parry any attacks. Unless he cheats and uses the laser again, at which point try to dodge and respond with that Shackle combo I sent last turn. The one I haven't used yet, not the monorazor or shock spike.

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