"Plan U? But we don't have any gerbils? Oh wait, Q! Gotcha!"
Plan Q!
Name: Larry Hinn
Description: A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders. Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family. Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up: To get money for his nephew Thrak. Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1
Team: BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 9
Inventory: Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries: Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.
You charge over towards Destio.
"Disappointment! Terror! Horror!"
Gilbert looks at Bubba.
"Pfft! Hahahahahah!"
Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1
Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang
Bubba raises himself using his arms, spits into the pit, and wipes the blood (and loose teeth?) off his face if there is any, glares at Gilbert "You think this is funny? Come laugh at me face to face!" and starts crawling towards Gilbert with the intent of (take a wild guess =p).... Punching him in the face
Name: Bubba
Description: Roid Junkie. He looks a mix between the Govenator and a meth head
Reason for signing up: One of his fellow junkies said he wasn't man enough to apply. He decided to prove him wrong. That and because an unending supply of roids and meth would be amazing
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:15
Dexterity:1
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Hmm. Intelligence 1.
HMMMM
You crawl off after Gilbert, who fell into the water last turn. By which I mean you throw yourself down into the water like an idiot.
"Is this about shooting you in the gut? I feel like this is about shooting you in the gut. Man, that was like two episodes ago. Let it go already! Larry, screw plan B, go to plan Q."
Enact plan Q! With the Shackle commands and the dodging and the oh my!
Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (0). Mostly used first aid kit
((Also, one of my points should have transferred to Hapah for taking the shot during the turn.))
You point your shackle at Navarro and pull a combination of triggers.
What appears to be a very long mono-razor or really more of a sword, unfolds from the shackle and buzzes as it turns on. Dang it.
"Five bullets. I almost felt that one through the painkillers. Oh yeah, Die Mason!"
LASER MASON TO DEATH. <-IMPORTANT
Kill Larry with the same laser charge if I can BUT FOCUS MAINLY ON MASON.
DODGE BULLETS (or anything else that would be beneficial to dodge).
Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3
((Hapah has 3 bullets left, by my count. I'll update Reply #1 later.))
Prepare to act. Then act.
Name: Destio Dravani
Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.
Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1
The last few actions are a confused mess of lasers, specifically Destio and Navarro's laser fun show. Navarro fucks up hard and manages to do nothing except cut the beams out of under himself and fall into the water. Destio slices the beams out of under Larry's feet, and Larry, despite a valiant last ditch effort to leap for a beam, falls into the water as well. The damage to the grid is reaching a point that it is starting to collapse and Destio's shield is sliding free of where it was caught and will soon drop, along with him. Dark Pariah is still completely idle and Mason is uninjured for the moment. Lets see what the audience has to say about that.
The arena is looking kinda ill.
AUDIENCEThe Chateau de Senor Ganesh looks pretty good. You reserve a table and send a message to Holly about dinner.
Await response from Holly.
((After this, it's the single-person punishment game, right?))
(Yep, with TCM, since he fell off first. Unless the crowd wants to choose someone else.)
She doesn't respond yet.
Throw random objects at Navarro in an attempt to throw off his aim.
Wasn't even necessary. Took himself out like a champ.
stand next to Hapah and shank him in the throat if he even thinks about shooting mason.
I gots too much money riding on this.
If Hapah aims at Mason, attack him and try to steal his rifle. Otherwise stay away from him and cheer.
((Sorry Hap, but I gotta protect my money.
And Paris, you're threatening to shoot the audience, while hanging precariously by one hand on a shield barely wedged in place? Seriously?))
Hapah Threatening Intensifies.