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[Toaster]

"Good thing I did all those superman pushups!"

[Beirus]

"Oof! A cat I am not. Hey Larry, looks like it's two on one for right now. You thinking what I'm thinking?"

[Toaster]

"Sure, but where are we going to get a rubber hose and a sack of onions at this hour?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Disappointment! Terror! Horror!"

Gilbert looks at Bubba.

"Pfft! Hahahahahah!"

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

[Beirus]

"Oh, right. Plan B, then. Also, rifle guy, I'll give you another point if you shoot him again."

[Parisbre56]

((Hapah has 3 bullets left, by my count. I'll update Reply #1 later.))

Prepare to act. Then act.

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

[NAV]

"Five bullets. I almost felt that one through the painkillers. Oh yeah, Die Mason!"

LASER MASON TO DEATH. <-IMPORTANT
Kill Larry with the same laser charge if I can BUT FOCUS MAINLY ON MASON.
DODGE BULLETS (or anything else that would be beneficial to dodge).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

[Radio Controlled]

The Chateau de Senor Ganesh looks pretty good. You reserve a table and send a message to Holly about dinner.

Await response from Holly.

((After this, it's the single-person punishment game, right?))

[Unholy_Pariah]

Throw random objects at Navarro in an attempt to throw off his aim.

[Beirus]

"Is this about shooting you in the gut? I feel like this is about shooting you in the gut. Man, that was like two episodes ago. Let it go already! Larry, screw plan B, go to plan Q."

Enact plan Q! With the Shackle commands and the dodging and the oh my!

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-10 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (0). Mostly used first aid kit

((Also, one of my points should have transferred to Hapah for taking the shot during the turn.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Well hapahs fucking rich now.

1 point = 10 dd and youve paid how many points so far?))

[Beirus]

((Well hapahs fucking rich now.

1 point = 10 dd and youve paid how many points so far?))

((Just 1, which I am in the process of currently paying him.))

[Kedly]

"Disappointment! Terror! Horror!"

Gilbert looks at Bubba.

"Pfft! Hahahahahah!"

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

Bubba raises himself using his arms, spits into the pit, and wipes the blood (and loose teeth?) off his face if there is any, glares at Gilbert "You think this is funny? Come laugh at me face to face!" and starts crawling towards Gilbert with the intent of (take a wild guess =p).... Punching him in the face

Spoiler:  Bubba sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bubba
Description: Roid Junkie. He looks a mix between the Govenator and a meth head
Reason for signing up: One of his fellow junkies said he wasn't man enough to apply. He decided to prove him wrong. That and because an unending supply of roids and meth would be amazing
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:15
Dexterity:1
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Well hapahs fucking rich now.

1 point = 10 dd and youve paid how many points so far?))

((Just 1, which I am in the process of currently paying him.))

Didnt you say you were giving him another afterwards as well though?

[Toaster]

"Plan U?  But we don't have any gerbils?  Oh wait, Q!  Gotcha!"

Plan Q!

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 9
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.