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Gooooooooooodevening ladies and gentleman and welcome to:
 Dead Man Running!
Earth-3's most popular game show!
Our contestants come to us from all corners of the planet and beyond; destined for death, driven by desire or just plain crazy!
And here upon these hallowed grounds of sportsmanship they will compete for the ultimate prize: To have their greatest desire fulfilled, whatever it may be!

But such things do not come easy folks! Need I remind you of last week's show and its staggering 100% fatality rate?
Our competitors will face adversity the likes of which they have never seen as they do battle against our Challenge courses and against each other! In the end, the first to 50 points is the winner!
Now, lets meet our EIGHT new contestants!

Ohhh, Don't feel bad, viewers! Only eight will be chosen today, but any fatalities will be replaced by next week! Keep sending in those entry forms! Because by the end of this show, at least one person will be dead!

And viewers (Ie non-playing people reading this thread) make sure to make your opinion known! Cheer for your favorites! Boo your hated contestants! Message the production staff about what you want to see in the Contestant vending machines! Your actions may be the difference between life and death for these contestants! Doesn't that just give you a raging...sense of self worth?
I THOUGHT SO!

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Name:
Description:
Reason for signing up:
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:1
Endurance:1
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Parisbre56]

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Red Team:

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Lost the 1st Team Challenge
Won the 1st Head to Head Challenge
Won the 2nd Team Challenge
Lost the 2nd Head to Head Challenge
Lost the 3rd Team Challenge
Won the 3rd Head to Head Challenge
Won the 4th Team Challenge

Magarth Tuchivimov (TCM) | 7 Points | Ice Pick , Peg Leg made of Actual Leg |

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Episode 1: Team Challenge:
Took out Piecewise with a Red Spike Ball
Taken out by Larry's Red Spike Ball
Episode 1: Head to Head Challenge: Disarmed Larry Got 5 points for Victory
Intermission 1:
Bought Ice Pick for 1 Point
Episode 2: Team Challenge:
Stabbed Mason in the thigh.
Team Victory: Got 1 Point
Intermission 2:
Left leg cut off by Mason's katana and then bandaged by Mason.
Peg leg crafted using materials from his actual leg by Navarro.
Episode 3: Team Challenge:
Got shot in the chest
Fell in the water while fighting with Larry.
Episode 3: Head to Head Challenge:Got 1 Point for Team Victory
Episode 4: Team Challenge: Got taken out by Mason, when he was forced to dodge into the water
Got 1 point for team victory.

Destio Dravani (Parisbre56) | 6 Points | Replacement Arm, Riot Shield |

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Intermission 3: Got 5 point from audience conversion
Bought a random item for 3 points. Received Riot Shield.
Episode 4: Team Challenge:
Caused Larry to fall after lasering him.
Was locked into monoatomic sword duel with Mason.
Mason cut off his shackle arm and part of his face face with his monoatomic sword.
Bisected Mason, thereby winning the challenge.
Got 5 points for victory + replacement limb.

Gilbert Garplacks (Harry Baldman) | 3 Points | Admiral's hat | Explosive Vest , Flashbang |

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Intermission 2: Got 2 points from audience conversion.
Episode 3: Team Challenge: Volunteered to be captain. Gained Admiral's hat.
Fell in the water after being injured by Mason.
Was voted MVP. Got 5 points.
Episode 3: Head to Head Challenge:Volunteered
Got shot in the stomach and the back of his leg with a crossbow bolt
Won by hitting the target above his head. Got 5 points
Intermission 3: Bought a deadman explosive vest for 7 points (and ate the pills for it) and a flashbang for 3 points.
Episode 4: Team Challenge: Eliminated by obstacle: Piano Wire caused him to dodge into the water
Got 1 point for team victory.

Navarro (NAV) | 3 Points | 3 Painkillers |

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Episode 1: Team Challenge:
Taken out by Piecewise's Blue Impact Ball Episode 1 Team Challenge 1 Loser: Will play the penalty game.
Episode 1: Penalty Game: Survived
Episode 1: Head to Head Challenge: Got 1 point for team victory.
Episode 1: Elimination Round: Survived
Intermission 1:
Helped Cromwell cut off Kriellya's pinky.
Got 1 point from Cromwell
Episode 2: Team Challenge: Team Leader
Was shot by Mason
Team Victory: Got 1 Point
Intermission 2: Crafted peg leg for Magarth using materials from Magarth's actual leg.
Got 5 painkillers. Ate 1.
Episode 3: Team Challenge:
Got shot in the arm by Larry
Fell in the water after Mason cut the ship in half
Episode 3: Head to Head Challenge:Got 1 Point for Team Victory
Episode 4: Team Challenge:
Ate a painkiller
Shot his shackle's laser thrice, one of them causing him to fall in the water.
Got 2 points for Third place.

Blue Team:

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Won the 1st Team Challenge
Lost the 1st Head to Head Challenge
Lost the 2nd Team Challenge
Won the 2nd Head to Head Challenge
Won the 3rd Team Challenge
Lost the 3rd Head to Head Challenge
Lost the 4th Team Challenge

Larry Hinn (Toaster) | 12 Points | Revolver (0/6 rounds) |

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Episode 1: Team Challenge:
Took out Cromwell with a White Normal Ball
Took out Magarth with a Red Spike Ball
Came in first place: 5 points + Revolver with 6 rounds
Episode 1: Head to Head Challenge: Got disarmed by Magarth.
Intermission 1:
Lent Revolver to Mason for 1 Point.
Bought a replacement arm for 5 Points.
Episode 2: Team Challenge: Scored 75 points
Got 1 point from Unholy_Pariah (Valhar) in exchange for Kriellya's severed arm.
Episode 2: Head to Head Challenge: Got 1 point for team victory
Episode 2: Elimination Round: Fought with Xen as per audience vote
Intermission 2: Revolver returned by Mason.
Episode 3: Team Challenge:
Shot Navarro
Shot Magarth
Got severely injured in the lung by Magarth
Fell in the water along with Magarth while they were fighting.
Got 1 point for team victory.
Intermission 3: Got 5 points from Shackle challenge.
Episode 4: Team Challenge:
Shot Navarro with pistol, missed.
Fell down after Destio lasered the beam under his legs.
Got 3 points for Second Place

Ace "Danger" Clements (darkpaladin109) | 1 Points |

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Intermission 3: Got 1 point from audience conversion
Episode 4: Team Challenge:
 Eliminated by obstacle and braindeath: Piano Wire cut his legs and caused him to fall.

Bubba (Kedly) | 0 Points |

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Intermission 3: Got no points from audience conversion
Episode 4: Team Challenge:
Obstacle: Piano Wire cut his legs
Jumped into the water so that he could keep chasing Gilbert.

Waitlist:
Tsafi Gohn (Yoink) 22DD + 8 - 6 | 1 Bottle of Beer |
Nerg (Sarrak) 0DD |
Malcolm Mackarney (Scotsmen) 4DD | 1 Bottle of Beer
Fredrick Diezler (Alarith) 15DD + 5 |
Valhar (Unholy_Pariah) 13DD + 8 - 21 | Left eye missing | Bone fragment |
Sheamus Quirkel (Kriellya) 18DD + 8 |
Mister Cheese (syvarris) 11DD + 5 - 16 | GWG's Hand | Bet: 1DD each on NAV,TCM,Harry,Paris,Toaster,darkpaladin,Kedly Survival (1.5x:1.5DD each)
Hapah (Hapah) 19DD + 4 - 1 + 10 | Rifle (3/10 rounds) | 6 Bottles of Beer | 1 Empty Bottle of Beer
Hyacinth (Playergamer) 7DD | No shirt. I'll just keep this here until indicated otherwise.
Xon (Xantalos) 5DD + 8 |
Sneaky Bastard (flabort) 0DD + 4 - 1 - 3 | 2 Bottles of Beer | 1 Empty Bottle of Beer |

Audience:
Ernie (Radio Controlled) 18DD + 6 | 2 Bottles of Beer | 1 Broken Bottle of Beer | GWG's Ear | 1 Empty Bottle of Beer
Holly (NPC) | 1 Bottle of Beer
Bert (Pancaek) 14DD | 1 Broken Bottle of Beer |
Sword (swordsmith04) 6DD + 9 - 15 | 1 Bottles of Beer | 1 Empty Bottle of Beer |
PyroDesu (PyroDesu) 5 DD |
Doomblade187 (Doomblade187) 12DD + 5 - 4 + 6 | 1 Bottle of Beer
Taricus (Taricus) 9DD |
Weasel (smurfingtonthethird) 0DD | Is a dead weasel.
Shane (renegadelobster) 8DD |
IronyOwl (IronyOwl) 8DD |
Execute/Dumbo.exe (Execute/Dumbo.exe) 0DD + 6 - 6 |

Graveyard:
Piecewise Young (syvarris) | 1 Points | Blue Team

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Episode 1: Team Challenge:
Took out Navarro with a Blue Impact Ball
Taken out by Magarth's Red Spike Ball
Got 1 point for team victory
Episode 1: Elimination Round:
Was stabbed by Cromwell
Disembowelled Cromwell
Bled to Death

Kriellya Niabs (Kriellya) | 3 Points | Blue Team

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Episode 1: Team Challenge:
Taken out by Allen's Yellow Tazer Ball
Got 1 point for team victory
Episode 1: Elimination Round: Survived
Intermission 1:
Had her pinky cut by Cromwell and Navarro.
Got 2 points from Cromwell.
Suceeded her Shackle's challenge: Slapped Allen in the head. Got a First Aid Kit.
Episode 2: Team Challenge: Team Leader
Was killed by Xen's bad knife throw

Allen Marc (renegadelobster) | 4 Points | Red Team

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Episode 1: Team Challenge:
Took out Kriellya with a Yellow Tazer Ball
Taken out by Mason's Yellow Taser Ball
Came in third place: 2 Points
Episode 1: Head to Head Challenge: Got 1 point for team victory.
Intermission 1:
Failed his Shackle's challenge: Medical aid is not offered during the next episode
Episode 2: Team Challenge:
Team Victory: Got 1 Point
Episode 2: Head to Head Challenge: 5 wins
Lost the following bodyparts: Left hand, Right foot, Right arm, Genitals, Kidney, Everything

Xen (Xantalos) | 2 Points | Blue Team

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Intermission 1: Got 1 point from audience conversion.
Episode 2: Team Challenge:
Killed Kriellya with a throwing knife.
Killing team leader caused Team defeat. Will play the penalty game.
Episode 2: Penalty Game: Survived with Kriellya's awesome help
Episode 2: Head to Head Challenge: Got 1 point for team victory
Episode 2: Elimination Round: Was shot in the head with a rifle by Hapah as per audience vote.

Flimsy Not-Wizard (Elephant Parade) | 4 Points | Blue Team

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Intermission 2: Got 3 points from audience conversion.
Episode 3: Team Challenge:
Went comatose. Audience decided he will play the penalty game.
Got 1 point for team victory.
Episode 3: Penalty Game: Head crushed after darkpaladin109 answered many questions wrong.

Wasted Bastard (flabort) | 0 Points | Blue Team

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Intermission 2: Got 4 points from audience conversion
Gave 4 points to Cromwell
Episode 3: Team Challenge: Volunteered to be captain. Gained Admiral's hat.
Went semi-comatose.
Got 1 point for team victory.
Episode 3: Head to Head Challenge: Volunteered.
Lost but remained unharmed.
Episode 3: Elimination Round: Fought with the audience for his survival.
Blew up Xan's guts and broke Darkpaladin's spine with his shackle.
Burnt to death from Yoink's molotov

Cromwell Jackson (mastahcheese) | 6 Points | Red Team

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Episode 1: Team Challenge:
Taken out by Larry's White Normal Ball
Episode 1: Head to Head Challenge: Got 1 point for team victory.
Episode 1: Elimination Round:
Stabbed Piecewise
Was disembowelled by Piecewise
The audience voted for him to survive.
Intermission 1:
Suceeded his Shackle's challenge: Cut off Kriellya's pinky with Navarro's help. Got 5 points
Gave Navarro 1 Point
Gave Kriellya 2 Points
Episode 2: Team Challenge:
Melted Mason's right shoulder with his Shackle's acid.
Was voted this challenge's victor. Got 5 points.
Gave 1 point for the random item vendor
Intermission 2: Got 4 points from Wasted Bastard.
Spent 5 Points on an artificial stomach.
Episode 3: Team Challenge:
Fell in water after Mason cut the ship in half
Episode 3: Head to Head Challenge:Got 1 Point for Team Victory
Intermission 3: Euthanized by Navarro

Mason Caldwell (Beirus) | 9 Points | Blue Team

Spoiler: History (click to show/hide)

Episode 1: Team Challenge:
Took out Allen with a Yellow Taser Ball
Came in second place: 3 points
Intermission 1:
Rent Revolver from Larry for 1 Point
Episode 2: Team Challenge:
Shot Navarro 3 times.
Upper right shoulder melted and thigh stabbed by Cromwell's Shackle's acid and Magarth's knife respectively.
Episode 2: Head to Head Challenge: 3 wins
Lost the following bodyparts: Right pinky, Left leg, Appendix, Genitals, Right ring finger, Right middle finger, Right index finger
Won because opponent died because both bet their entire bodies but he had more bodyparts left.
Got 37 points
Intermission 2: Got replacement hand and leg, an athlete suit and a katana for 31 points.
Returned revolver to Larry.
Succeded his shackle's challenge: Cut off Magarth's leg with his katana and then bandaged the wound.
Episode 3: Team Challenge:
Cut the red ship in half.
Got 1 point for team victory.
Intermission 3: Got 3 points from Shackle challenge.
Episode 4: Team Challenge:
Took out Magarth by forcing him to dodge into the water like a dwarf
Shot his shackle's electro-spike
Used his shackle monoatomic sword
Gave 1 point to Hapah for rifle shooting
Was locked into monoatomic sword duel with Destio
Used his monoatomic sword to cut Destio's shackle arm and part of his face.
Bisected by Destio's monoatomic sword.

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[Xantalos]

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Kriellya]

(( Oh gods. I'm afraid. ))

Name: Kriellya Niabs
Description: A short, 29 year old woman. Has pale skin and medium length sea-green hair, tied back in a ponytail. Otherwise looks like she belongs in a library, not a deathmatch.
Reason for signing up: Was looking at bankruptcy and eternal ruin, or come die for the people's entertainment.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:3
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:10
Luck:1
Will:2
Perception: 5

(( Or did I read that wrong XD
I read it as 'min 1 in everything, +20 to distributed'))

(( edit: added description and such, all good to go, me thinks))

[TCM]

Name: Magarth Tuchivimov
Description: An elite soldier from the Neo-Capitalist-Communist-Fascist-Libertarian-Republic-Kingdom of the Soviet Union, who killed 289 terrorists and filthy dissidents during his military service. In actuality, he spends the day roaming the streets and mugs various pedestrians, stealing any coffee creamer they have. He claims this is, "All part of the defense strategy."
Reason for signing up: CABBAGE. [Not specified any further.]
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:2
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:3
Perception:5

No penalty having a 0-stat?

[syvarris]

Name: syvarris

Everything else: later

I HAD A BETTER IDEA!

Name:Piecewise Young
Description: Looks like this.
Reason for joining: Wishes he could spend all his time working on his internet games, rather than being used as a slave on planet-7.  Since this show promised whatever he wanted, he figures that it's his only chance.
Stats:
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:5
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

[NAV]

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

[Beirus]

Count me in.

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

Wait, is it 20 points to allocate including the 1 in each stat to start, or not including it?

Edit: Fixed stat total to account for already having 1 in each stat

[Toaster]

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1



I'm assuming every stat starts at 1 and then you add 20 more points, because that's how the Perplexicon test and the anime fighting game went.

[piecewise]

yeah, each stat starts as 1. 0's in stats will result in...fun.

[piecewise]

So looks like we have 5 people ready. Need a few more. MORE FLESH!

[Beirus]

Ok, fixed it.

[NAV]

((So, we basically have 28 points instead of 20, or am I wrong?))

[piecewise]

((So, we basically have 28 points instead of 20, or am I wrong?))

The 1's that start in the stats can't be moved. Stats just start at 1 rather then 0.

[Kriellya]

(( And now I have to figure out exactly what system PW made that causes 0 to glitch out so badly... must be something like 'can never run away ever' with a zero in speed, or 'will get hit by everything and miss' with 0 dex

... it has suddenly occured to me that we are now in a Schwarzenegger movie. Except in ER. Awesome. I'm going to die. Or live against all odds. One of the two.))