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[flabort]

Sneaky Bastard wanders over to the washrooms to ambush and disable anyone there that doesn't look TOO dangerous. And take their DD while unconscious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sneaky Bastard
Description: Tall and wiry, but no where near as thin as Wasted. Usually hunched over, and usually ignored and not noticed.
Reason for Signing up: Each photograph of a cousin (around 285 photos) has a clump of hair attached. His wish is to resurrect them all.

Str: 1
Dex: 5
End: 1
Spd: 10
Int: 4
Luk: 1
Wil: 1
Per: 5

[Kedly]

Swim over to Gilbert and punch him in the face

"You silly bugger, you can't outpace me! You ain't got no feet!"

Swim away from Bubba while taunting him if possible.

"Shut yer trap! Or don't, I'll be shutting it for you anyways"

[Unholy_Pariah]

((I wonder if theres a mechanical hand combination?))

Continue protecting my interests, be polite if possible.

[Toaster]

"Blub blub blub"

Be wet.  Beware of sharks.

[piecewise]

Swim over to Gilbert and punch him in the face

"You silly bugger, you can't outpace me! You ain't got no feet!"

Swim away from Bubba while taunting him if possible.

"Disappointment! Terror! Horror!"

Gilbert looks at Bubba.

"Pfft! Hahahahahah!"

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

Bubba raises himself using his arms, spits into the pit, and wipes the blood (and loose teeth?) off his face if there is any, glares at Gilbert "You think this is funny? Come laugh at me face to face!" and starts crawling towards Gilbert with the intent of (take a wild guess =p).... Punching him in the face

Spoiler:  Bubba sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bubba
Description: Roid Junkie. He looks a mix between the Govenator and a meth head
Reason for signing up: One of his fellow junkies said he wasn't man enough to apply. He decided to prove him wrong. That and because an unending supply of roids and meth would be amazing
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:15
Dexterity:1
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

Hmm. Intelligence 1.


HMMMM


You crawl off after Gilbert, who fell into the water last turn. By which I mean you throw yourself down into the water like an idiot.

((xD This is exactly how I envisioned this character acting))

Swim over to Gilbert and punch him in the face

Spoiler:  Bubba sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Bubba
Description: Roid Junkie. He looks a mix between the Govenator and a meth head
Reason for signing up: One of his fellow junkies said he wasn't man enough to apply. He decided to prove him wrong. That and because an unending supply of roids and meth would be amazing
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:15
Dexterity:1
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Yakety Sax Intensifies]

"I'm sorry. I don't do requests."

Attempt to get up and face Mason on an honorable Duel of shield versus sword.

If he attempts to do shackle things to me, then do shackle things to him.

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

((If you want, you can put the shield down, I'll share the monorazor combo with you, And we can have an even better duel. And then I can be like "My name is Mason Caldwell. You killed my Larry. Prepare to be knocked off."  ))

((Sure, if I manage to get up. That would be fun (and good for ratings, I imagine). The only thing is, I'm afraid we're both going to miss due to rule of funny and end up flailing around like idiots, trying to hit each other with our fists... or worse, given what piecewise sometimes does with failed dex rolls.))

Hey, wait a second. If DP is brain-dead, shouldn't he had been hit by the wire?

DP falls off his bar, the reaction apparently very delayed.

(Yep, with TCM, since he fell off first. Unless the crowd wants to choose someone else.)

((I have an idea for that game, if you want.))

She doesn't respond yet.

Check cellphone now and again to see whether she's answered.

She has texted back
"K. When?"

Sneaky Bastard wanders over to the washrooms to ambush and disable anyone there that doesn't look TOO dangerous. And take their DD while unconscious.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sneaky Bastard
Description: Tall and wiry, but no where near as thin as Wasted. Usually hunched over, and usually ignored and not noticed.
Reason for Signing up: Each photograph of a cousin (around 285 photos) has a clump of hair attached. His wish is to resurrect them all.

Str: 1
Dex: 5
End: 1
Spd: 10
Int: 4
Luk: 1
Wil: 1
Per: 5

Dunno if anyone is over there.

((I wonder if theres a mechanical hand combination?))

Continue protecting my interests, be polite if possible.

Hard to threaten slitting someone's throat politely.

"Blub blub blub"

Be wet.  Beware of sharks.

I can't help myself.

"I'm sorry. I don't do requests."

Attempt to get up and face Mason on an honorable Duel of shield versus sword.

If he attempts to do shackle things to me, then do shackle things to him.

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

((So red team has 1 member left who will soon fall off, and we have Mason and a brain dead monkey at the far end of the arena for insurance? Not even going to hide my actions this time.))

"Larry, noooooo! You bastard! Why won't you fall off already?"

Just wait for Destio to fall. Unless he seems to be doing Shackle things, at which point keep my distance and respond with Shackle things of my own, along with dodging. They can't all be close range weapons, right?

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (0). Mostly used first aid kit

Destio manages to get one leg up on the beam and then clamors up the rest of the way onto the slowly collapsing structure. The entire thing is now leaning so heavily that both men practically have to walk on the corners of the beams to stop from falling in.

[Beirus]

((I knew I should have gone and poked him till he fell. Hey Parisbre, you want the monorazor sword combo so we can duel?))

[NAV]

((Use the Dr. Jones school of swordfighting. Shoot him with your laser.))

[Parisbre56]

((I've got a better idea. My limbs are probably going to hate me for this, but...))

Audience! What do you say about forcing Destio's and Mason's shackles to be stuck at monosword form for the rest of the round, as long as we both agree to drop the rest of our equipment?

((That way, neither of us can cheat.

Collapsing arena, lasers, duel with ultra lethal swords... Feels like we're in a Star Wars film. Now all we need is some epic music like Duel of the Fates.))

[Kedly]

((Those of us in the pool below can end up lazored too =D))

[Radio Controlled]

She has texted back
"K. When?"

Send message back:"Tonight, after this episode of DMR. Pick you up at eight?"

Oh, and reserve a table beforehand.

((I've got a better idea. My limbs are probably going to hate me for this, but...))

Audience! What do you say about forcing Destio's and Mason's shackles to be stuck at monosword form for the rest of the round, as long as we both agree to drop the rest of our equipment?

((That way, neither of us can cheat.

Collapsing arena, lasers, duel with ultra lethal swords... Feels like we're in a Star Wars film. Now all we need is some epic music like Duel of the Fates.))

Ernie votes in favor of this proposal.

[flabort]

((Epic music, you say?))

[Doomblade187]

((Epic music, you say?))

((Or maybe this or this?))

[Beirus]

((Seems like the audience wants to see a duel, so I'll send you the combo, Parisbre. I hope I can trust you to not try and laser me at the last minute. ))

[Hapah]

((Seems like the audience wants to see a duel, so I'll send you the combo, Parisbre. I hope I can trust you to not try and laser me at the last minute. ))

Laser treachery is punishable by bullet to the face.

[Beirus]

((Well, I sent the code. Epic sword duel time.))

"My name is Mason Caldwell. You killed my Larry. Prepare to be knocked off."

Epic monorazor duel. Aim for his feet or lower leg. Parry any attacks. Unless he cheats and uses the laser again, at which point try to dodge and respond with that Shackle combo I sent last turn. The one I haven't used yet, not the monorazor or shock spike.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (0). Mostly used first aid kit