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Author Topic: The Failed Defense of Valorland!  (Read 19292 times)

IronyOwl

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #120 on: April 25, 2014, 09:34:38 pm »

You'll pay for this treachery, Yang. Not that I'm going to say that out loud; please enjoy your new technology. As if bleeding 500 credits and a tech or two off me will save you from my inevitable rise.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #121 on: April 25, 2014, 09:36:23 pm »

Hopefully you'll pull some inspiration from that ;)
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #122 on: April 26, 2014, 07:58:30 am »

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HP: 2/2

Skills&Stats:
Attacks at 1d4
Blocks 0

Inventory:
Peasant clothes
No money

Nirur Torir

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #123 on: April 26, 2014, 04:39:35 pm »

((The end begins. Waiting list closed.))

Ride bearcub into battle valiantly. Scavenge a weapon and armor before doing so.
{1d4=4} - You linger outside the immediate area of the giant frog, searching dead bodies until you find an exceptional barkcloth vest. You quickly put it on over your clothes.
Scavanging skill up

Find anything that looks like it could be a weapon.
{1d4=1} - You find a severed arm. You feel sick at the thought of clubbing something with it, and decide your fists would work better.

FIND SOME ARMOR!
{1d4=2} - You pick up a few extra sets of rags and take a few minutes wrap them around yourself. In your expert opinion, they'll all fall off at a sudden jolt.

Take my mob and go find the invaders
{1d4=1} - You stand around staring while the giant frog calls up not two, but three ranking minions. You have the strangest feeling that this is your fault, somehow.

Attack a regular frogman.
{1d5=1} vs {1d5+1=5+1} - Rather than resting while the boss is preoccupied, you try to stab a lesser frog in the back. The offended creature bites your throat off.
Deceased

Strike opponent again.
{1d6=1} - You stumble and fall. Since the frog is too busy with its rather long croak, he doesn't notice.
HP regenerates by 1


The frog boss continues its call, and three greater frogmen arise from the river. They look to be somewhat more threatening than the normal militia. Cromwell's horde steels themselves for the fight, but the trickle of peasant reinforcements seems to have cut off for the day. One of the flag-bearers at the back shouts out that at least three people should be distracting the giant frog at any one time.
Leon joins the battle.
Ochita the Second joins the battle.
Will Smyt the Second joins the battle.
Kyle Johnson joins the battle.
Sarah joins the battle.
Everett Owen joins the battle.
Gerard joins the battle.
Deathdeath the deathly death joins the battle.
Karn joins the battle.

No further reinforcements available today!

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2      1
4      3
1      3
3      2
4      1
1      3
1      3
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1      2
1      1
2      1
3      1
3      3
1      1
2      2
3      1

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« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 04:53:25 pm by Nirur Torir »
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #124 on: April 26, 2014, 04:41:45 pm »

Keep the lesser frogmen in the river! Hold them back so the others can fight the big frog!

(Aka, attack a lesser frogman.)
« Last Edit: April 26, 2014, 05:07:48 pm by Playergamer »
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #125 on: April 26, 2014, 04:41:58 pm »

Attack the Grey Frogman!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #126 on: April 26, 2014, 04:49:08 pm »

What happened to my application? I was at the top of the waitlist. :/

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #127 on: April 26, 2014, 04:56:18 pm »

What happened to my application? I was at the top of the waitlist. :/
I do not know.

In apology, I increased your chances of starting with better stats to 50%. You are in.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #128 on: April 26, 2014, 04:57:00 pm »

Attack a lesser frogman.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #129 on: April 26, 2014, 05:09:15 pm »

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #130 on: April 26, 2014, 05:25:13 pm »

Charge the Frog sarge! Club his leg off! I'll club yer legs off!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #131 on: April 26, 2014, 05:33:12 pm »

Charge the sergeant on my Bear Cub. Attack him with when I get close enough.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #132 on: April 26, 2014, 05:40:36 pm »

Find a good weapon to defend myself with!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #133 on: April 26, 2014, 09:01:56 pm »

((So I got a 3,3 at skill gains, right? What does that mean?
and a 3,2 at equipment? What does that also mean? :P
Also yay, In'd!))

Attack the Grey Frogman!
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Hopefully the guys attacking the random lessers actually pick one specifically

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #134 on: April 26, 2014, 09:05:36 pm »

((So I got a 3,3 at skill gains, right? What does that mean?
and a 3,2 at equipment? What does that also mean? :P
Also yay, In'd!))
+1 HP, +1 attack skill.
Sturdy +1 weapon and +1 armor that breaks half the time when you get hit.
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