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Author Topic: The Failed Defense of Valorland!  (Read 19298 times)

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #105 on: April 20, 2014, 10:49:47 am »

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #106 on: April 20, 2014, 10:51:04 am »

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #107 on: April 20, 2014, 03:47:31 pm »

((I've been convinced to deal with the waiting list. Everyone who has posted for it since last turn [the one on the 12th] is now on it.))

Fight back and don't die.
{1d5+1=5+1} vs {1d8+2=1+2} = 1 damage dealt. {1d8=1} Plus super critical hit. ((Huh? Nearly dead people can't do what? I cannot hear you.)) Composing herself after very nearly dying, she gathers her strength for one massive blow. The giant amphibian is taken completely by surprise. His coral shield is shattered, and the rake pierces a wide gash in his chest, ripping away much of his natural armor. Her trusty weapon snaps on the follow-through strike. The monster lets loose a long "Ribbet," and refrains from chasing the other peasants for the moment.
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HP recovers by 1

((Oops, I should not have added the two block to the boss. Problem solved by lucky rolls before I could retcon anything.))

Ride bearcub into battle valiantly. Scavenge a weapon and armor before doing so.
{1d4=2} - The bear cub squeaks when you sit on it, and begins crawling slowly towards the giant frog. You reach down and grab a badly dented frying pan on the way.

Find some of my allies, and fight back the invaders!
{?} - You begin to rally more peasants ...

Find a shield and some armor.
{1d4=4} - You find a thick branch that could be used as a shield and, lucky you, a slightly tattered hardened leather vest. The branch will need both hands, and isn't a very effective weapon.
HP recovers by 1

Find a weapon! Any weapon!
{1d4=2} - You find a coral spear. It looks cracked.

Grab a weapon, preferably Playergamer's Pitchfork
{1d4=1} - Another peasant has already beaten you to the loot. You briefly contemplate just how much more effective the militia would be if there had been time for everyone to grab a stick along the way.

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #108 on: April 20, 2014, 04:11:21 pm »

Right, add me back to the list, I cant stand this.

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First action would be looking for a ranged weapon, again.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #109 on: April 20, 2014, 04:39:54 pm »

Waitlist.

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #110 on: April 20, 2014, 04:41:30 pm »

Ride bearcub into battle valiantly. Scavenge a weapon and armor before doing so.
Same action as before.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #111 on: April 20, 2014, 05:47:25 pm »

Find anything that looks like it could be a weapon.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #112 on: April 20, 2014, 05:54:07 pm »

Waitlist!

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #113 on: April 20, 2014, 07:40:12 pm »

FIND SOME ARMOR!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #114 on: April 20, 2014, 07:41:40 pm »

This game is fantastic!

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Try to find a sword of some kind before happily joining the battle.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #115 on: April 20, 2014, 11:56:17 pm »

Take my mob and go find the invaders
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #116 on: April 21, 2014, 10:56:11 am »

Attack a regular frogman.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #117 on: April 21, 2014, 03:00:12 pm »

Strike opponent again.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #118 on: April 25, 2014, 01:54:24 pm »

Ba-bump?
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #119 on: April 25, 2014, 09:26:56 pm »

Sorry, blame Alpha Centauri. Expect a turn during weekend-ish time.
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