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Author Topic: The Failed Defense of Valorland!  (Read 19235 times)

Nirur Torir

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The Failed Defense of Valorland!
« on: April 05, 2014, 06:28:22 pm »

The kingdom of Valorland is under attack by the forces of Evil! In desperation, they have begun recruiting peasant levies! Will they survive the coming days of darkness?

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[b]Name:[/b]
[b]HP:[/b] 2/2 [-2]

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Attacks at 1d4
Blocks 0

[b]Inventory:[/b]
Peasant clothes
No money

Waiting List
Closed.

Currently, the city of Valorville is ringing the alarm bells, alerting the levies that they have two turns to join the battle. Judging by the general location of the clashing dragon riders, the battle is south, at open plains by the river. Peasant levies are expected to bring their own equipment.

The first six applicants get in. The waiting list is limited to four players at a time. The deceased must wait at least one turn before re-applying.
Please post actions as you apply.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2014, 02:33:57 pm by Nirur Torir »
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Aseaheru

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2014, 06:32:09 pm »

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Look for a bow/crossbow/throwing spears and a shield of some flavor.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2014, 06:36:05 pm »

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Look for a riding dog alongside a halberd or spear of some sort and a shield.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2014, 06:39:16 pm »

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Pray to the gods for help. Then look for a pole arm and some kind of rudimentary armor.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2014, 06:44:27 pm »

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Action: Try to find a pitchfork, or some other improvised polearm.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2014, 06:46:10 pm »

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Raid the graveyard/closest ditch/butcher's shop for a bone club!
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2014, 06:48:23 pm »

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Search for some kind of armor!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2014, 06:52:27 pm »

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Find some nice smooth rocks and fetch a sling.

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Wait, first 6 to post? :X
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2014, 06:55:18 pm »

Well hey, death is likely.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2014, 07:19:00 pm »

((No skill-ups for partial successes on scavenging.))

Look for a bow/crossbow/throwing spears
{1d4=2} - You find a rock along the side of the road, and equip it in your right hand.

Look for a riding dog alongside a halberd or spear of some sort and a shield.
{1d4=2} - You find a puppy! It looks half-starved and feral. You feel bad for it.

Pray to the gods for help. Then look for a pole arm and some kind of rudimentary armor.
{1d4=2} - You stop and give a half-hearted prayer for help. It solves nothing, but someone empties a pot of water out their window. It probably would have hit you if you hadn't stopped. {2} - No skill gain.

Action: Try to find a pitchfork, or some other improvised polearm.
{1d4=1} - There it is, lying in the street! An unattended pitchfork! You walk forwards to claim it, but an innocent child accidentally runs into you. He yells at you to watch where you're going. In the distraction, another child runs off with it. Your pockets appear to have been rifled through, and the first child is nowhere in sight. {1} - No skill gain

Raid the graveyard/closest ditch/butcher's shop for a bone club!
{1d4=4} - You talk the butcher into giving you a magnificent horse femur. What a nice lady. {1} - No skill gain

Search for some kind of armor!
{1d4 = 1} - You politely ask the nearest armorer if he could loan you a breastplate or something. He {4} gets annoyed and yells at you to stop wasting his time. {1} - No skill gain.


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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2014, 07:20:51 pm »

Well hey, death is as certain as taxes, which are basically why we're here in the first place.


Dash to battle! But first attempt to find, a, um... a broken wheel wagon to use as a shield!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2014, 07:21:28 pm »

Find something to protect myself with then head to battle.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2014, 07:21:44 pm »

Find another pitchfork, and march off to battle!
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2014, 07:22:43 pm »

Find some meat and feed it to the puppy.
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Re: In Defense of Valorland!
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2014, 07:28:09 pm »

Fine, find a club-worthy branch!
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