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[USEC_OFFICER]

Missile spam the vegetarian

hit = false;

You ready your flying sheep for a blow against the mass of worms. However your blasts seem to do nothing against the worms, and merely results in a thick cloud of smoke and wool.

Shoot another worm! Smile upon destroying it utterly!

hit = true;
damage = 7;

Your beautiful trumpet notes impact against the hide of one of the worms, blasting chunks of data out of its thick hide. However the worm still seems to be alive, so you can't just celebrate yet.

Strike foe with fireworks.

hit = true;
damage = 10;

Seeing that your firecrackers seem to be doing nothing against the worm's skin, you decide to do something risky. You gather up a bundle of firecrackers as one of the worms charges towards you, and throw it into its mouth as it roars! The server briefly turns white as the firecrackers all go off in the monster's mouth.

Sakura-chan waits for the worms to attack or dodge and continues intercepting them with shots during those maneuvers.

hit = true;
damage = 3;

After waiting for your vision to return, you heft your cannon and draw a bead on the remaining worm. Your shots don't seem to do much damage, but least you manage to distract it.

Try to cook the unimaginative worm

hit = true;
damage = 26;

Hankering for some worm meat, you ready a fireball. Surprisingly this time it manages to actually hit the quivering, giant pile of worm meat. Unfortunately you realize that worm meat is probably going to be bland and tasteless, since they don't have initialized flavour variables. Drat.

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 29/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 54/60

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 33/45

-snip-

Nice! Everything looks good. You'll be joining at the same time as Corsair which shall be soonish, depending on how quickly the turns go by.

(Will there be any items for improving accuracy because our base hit chances are basically 50% (and ask the FE players their thoughtss on 50% hit rates))

8-Bit Scouter is an accessory that increases hit rates by 15%, and could have been bought from the start. Oh, and I'll probably be adding in an Accuracy stat after this section of the game, since I just realized how stupid it was to have a skill that increases both accuracy and damage. Balance, how does it work?

[Empiricist]

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for (var i=0; i<enemies.length; i++)
{
enemies[i] = null;
}
"So, north or north?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

"So, north or south?"

You came from the south, so...

[Empiricist]

((Oh. Edited, thanks.))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Router - 5.11.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

This server is another router, with connections to the north, south, east and west. However the connection to the north is blocked by a shimmering, pitch black wall, evidently some kind of firewall. Trying to access or cross the firewall brings up the following screen:

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 29/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 54/60

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 33/45

[xelada]

Go north

What? I can't always find kooky ways to say that I follow everyone.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Go north

You head north in an entirely non-kooky and normal manner. Perhaps you'll find a kooky way to get past the firewall as some kind of karmic realignment.

[xelada]

try as the password:
password
1234
letmein
420yoloswag
What? It might work!

[USEC_OFFICER]

try as the password:
password
1234
letmein
420yoloswag
What? It might work!

Oddly enough, none of the passwords seem to work.

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan inspects the fire wall seeing if there are any penalties for incorrectly guessing the password too many times.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan inspects the fire wall seeing if there are any penalties for incorrectly guessing the password too many times.

As far as you can tell, the firewall won't attack you for incorrectly guessing the password. However it probably has some protections in place to prevent brute-force attacks.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Let's try this.
Strike firewall with--

However it probably has some protections in place to prevent brute-force attacks.

...
Meh.
Strike firewall with fireworks.

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan backs away from the firewall and any related or linked parts. She stays away from Angel and readies her weapon.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Strike firewall with fireworks.

Sakura-chan backs away from the firewall and any related or linked parts. She stays away from Angel and readies her weapon.

Luckily brute-force attacks do not involve actually attacking the firewall. As such your fireworks cause no response from the wall, besides tearing some small gouges out of it. However with the explosives you have, blasting through the firewall would probably take several days.

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan peers into the gouges looking for anything of interest.