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[GreatWyrmGold]

Time to put my immense cuteness and pathetic musicness to the test...

Sell product.

[lawastooshort]

Sell with maximum lasertrumpet!!

[scapheap]

Let make them a offer they can't reuses.

[Empiricist]

Enter, then start selling via cuteness.

[xelada]

Wait, before we go in, we better, like, get ready with, like, music and stuff. Luckily I know a guy! Take it away DJ Snorgy!
Before entering cast Back-up Singers and put on the beret.

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKysll0GDFM

[Lord_lemonpie]

Ptw, this is why i love the bay12 community.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sakura-chan heals Tzuke-tan after all, having burnt off eyebrows could affect her sales.

Before entering cast Back-up Singers and put on the beret.

After some last minute preparations and the return of Tzuke-tan's eyebrows, everyone heads into the Website server, eager to sell their amazing products!

Website Server - 5.10.XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

This server has connections to the north, west and south, but none of those matter right now for the server also contains a Website!

You have 5 turns before anti-spambot measures take effect.

Spoiler: Customers (click to show/hide)

Name: Katenka Neville
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 20/20

Name: Edith Kelly
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 20/20

Name: Gereon Vankov
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 30/30

Name: Rebeca Ambrosi
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Old (2.0x Charm)
Time: 3 turns
Willpower: 10/10

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 29/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 51/60

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 28/40

Back-up Singers (2): Musical Ability +4

Sorry about the delay. I'm not the best website designer in the world...

((I'm not sure if this was an error, or a purposeful red herring, but shouldn't BIGTENS only be 28.6% corrupted?))

Shit.

Ptw, this is why i love the bay12 community.

Because we force prepubescent girls to sell products on the internet?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sell to Rebeca Ambrosi.

[kaian-a-coel]

PTW

[scapheap]

Sell to Katenka Neville

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[xelada]

GET CATNIP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP BUY NOW GOOD

*SELL TO EDITH KELLY*

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan prances over to Gereon Vankov and starts enthusiastically saying something innocently that involved Japan and cultural differences but still mentioning her company's new infra-red biofluorescent cacti (which obviously doubles as a heater).

[lawastooshort]

No! I also want to sell to the lovely Gereon! Sell... wait... Sell TOP VALUE PRINTING TONER! SAVE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$! Use EXTRAMUSIC! Save EXTRA $$$ if you click now!


Possibly shoot the laser a bit for extra flashy effects.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sell to Rebeca Ambrosi.

Under such a barrage of cuteness and charm, Rebeca Ambrosi quickly breaks down and orders several copies of your DVDs. At the very least they'll make nice gifts for her grandchildren.

Sell to Katenka Neville

You throw up a shower of sparkles from your firecrackers, and do a little dance. It's fucking adorable, and despite her best efforts Katenka can't help but watch.

*SELL TO EDITH KELLY*

You jump over to Edith Kelly, chanting the praises of your wonderful catnip while your back-up singers provide melody and harmony. Being a fan of catnip and rhythmic chanting, Edith Kelly is only a couple seconds away from buying your product.

Sakura-chan prances over to Gereon Vankov and starts enthusiastically saying something innocently that involved Japan and cultural differences but still mentioning her company's new infra-red biofluorescent cacti (which obviously doubles as a heater).

You prance over to Gereon and start talking about your amazing biofluorescent cacti and how wonderful they are. Gereon only half listens, being distracted by your... clothing.

No! I also want to sell to the lovely Gereon! Sell... wait... Sell TOP VARUE PRINTING TONER! SAVE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$! Use EXTRAMUSIC! Save EXTRA $$$ if you click now!

You gracefully bump Sakura-chan aside and begin to play a catchy tune, punctuating each toot on your horn with flashy effects and colourful slogans for buying printer toner cheap.

Gereon eyes move between both girls, not entirely sure who to focus on.

Edith Kelly musters up the remains of her willpower and logs off without buying anything. If only you had a bit more time to work your magic...

Whitney Penders, Corinna Slater and Radimir Radkov all log onto the website.

You have 4 turns before anti-spambot measures take effect.

Spoiler: Customers (click to show/hide)

Name: Katenka Neville
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 10/20

Name: Gereon Vankov
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 2/30

Name: Corinna Slater
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 3 turns
Willpower: 30/30

Name: Whitney Penders
Traits: Female (2.0x Cuteness), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: Leaving now!
Willpower: 10/10

Name: Radimir Radkov
Traits: Male (2.0x Innocence), Young (2.0x Musical Ability)
Time: 2 turns
Willpower: 20/20

Spoiler: Angel (click to show/hide)

HP: 29/30
MP: 40/40

Spoiler: Grace Pastor (click to show/hide)

HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30

Spoiler: Rosie-Lou-Lou (click to show/hide)

HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45

Spoiler: Sakura-Chan (click to show/hide)

HP: 30/30
MP: 51/60

Spoiler: Tzuke-Tan (click to show/hide)

HP: 40/40
MP: 28/40

Back-up Singers (1): Musical Ability +4

Money earned in Sales is on a party basis, so there's no downside to helping each other. Just throwing that out there.

[Empiricist]

Sakura-chan runs off to greet Whitney Penders and sells via cuteness.