Slash enemy number 1
hit = true;
damage = 22;You dart side to side as you dodge the crushing coils of the worms. Finally you spot your target, and charge forwards, swinging your axe. The worm roars and tries to swallow you, only to find your axe impacting its face, splitting its head in half. The rest of the worm thrashes around for a couple seconds, almost as if the worm doesn't realize it's already dead.
Lob a ball of fire imbued vomit at the unimaginative worm
hit = false;Feeling queasy, you do the natural thing and lean over to vomit fire upon the worm. Sadly your vomit is a little to liquidy and not enough burny, and doesn't do anything besides stain the front of your... dress.
Strike foe with fireworks.
hit = false;You unleash a bombing run on the nearest worm, launching wave after wave of firecrackers. However the flimsy explosives bounce off the creature's thick skin, and explode harmlessly against it's hide. The technicolour explosions does make your bombing run look pretty damn awesome though.
Lasertrumpet the Fodder Worm in the teeth - I believe I am there.
hit = true;
damage = 24;Being indeed in the server, you fly right up to a worm and look it right in the mouth. The worm gnashes its teeth at you, and then lunges forward. However a mighty blast on your LASERtrumpet shatters its fearsome fangs, and the rest of the worm as well.
She waits for her allies to attack. If an enemy dodges an attack, she will shoot them as they finish dodging. If no enemies dodge any attacks, she will wait for them to counter attack and shoot them as they attack. She will prioritize the fodder worm over all other enemies.
hit = true;
damage = 3;You hover high above the roiling mass of worms. While not entirely safe, it's better than being in the melee down below. Plus, with the worm's attentions diverted by your fellow girls, you can't possibly miss. Admittedly your shots don't seem to be doing much damage...
OM NOM NOM
missedAttacks = 2;The two remaining worms twist and turn, trying to devour the Magical Spambot Girls flying around them. However their lumbering forms cannot possibly catch up with the quick and nimble girls.
HP: 17/20
HP: 20/20
HP: 29/30
MP: 40/40
HP: 90/90
MP: 25/30
HP: 50/50
MP: 40/45
HP: 30/30
MP: 54/60
HP: 40/40
MP: 36/45
Just realized that I was factoring in sturdiness before the traits, effectively doubling the amount of defence of a creature had. Obviously I'm not doing that anymore.
Also, Random.org seems to hate the party, only begrudingly handing out hits.
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Awesome! You'll join when everyone returns back to headquarters. That way you can introduce yourself in a more relaxed environment (and not utterly dominate Sales
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