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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #270 on: August 13, 2013, 09:48:25 pm »

Continue being dead.

Now watch me roll a 1!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #271 on: August 13, 2013, 10:58:22 pm »

Ask permission from Creepers to chop down a single tree.
Only one tree.


(6)The creepers grant you permission. Unfortunately, you get carried away and you cut down six trees. The creepers look somewhat irritated. You get 30 Logs!

Use the pick to destroy the creeper menace. But first gather more obsidian and make a nether portal.

(5)You use your Pickaxe of Destruction to annihalate a group of- OH WAIT SILLY ME YOU PUT YOUR ACTIONS IN THE WRONG ORDER [It's not a big deal, but it's somewhat irritating to finish typing an action and then cancel it.] (1)The obsidian gathers you! You are now stuck in the inventory of a block of obsidian.
(4)You manage to convince the block of obsidian that nether portals are neat. It takes your Obsidian and builds almost all of the portal. You just need one more block...
(2)You're stuck!

Whatever. Open up the CHEST CHEST and take everything out, and set up the house, chest, workbench. Then, head out to mine for some coal!

(6)You take everything out, including the chest.You take the chest out of itself. AGH PARADOX SEVER CRASH/RESTART
(4)You find 32 Coal!

COMBINE THE POWERS OF MY LEGION IN ORDER TO CREATE A DUNGEON CREEPER SPAWNER. COVER WITH MATERIALS ADEQUATELY IN ORDER TO ENSURE (RE)SPAWN. LEAD LEGIONS TO BATTLE!

(2)Your legion just zones out.
(3)You place a few blocks of dirt over the spot where you would have put the spawner.
(6)You lead your troops to battle anyway! They all fall into a surface lava lake and die. Whoops.

Repair the Palace
Steal Everyone's items
Improve the Palace


(2)You are unable to repair the palace.
(3)You steal your items back from the creeper.
(3)You place a few blocks around. It now looks quite nice. Y'know, for a ruined palace full of craters.

Piss off the zombie pigmen in the Nether rift. lead them to the creepers.

(5)You fool the pigmen into thinking the creepers attacked them using clever shenanigans.
(2)They can't find the exit!

QUick get to Mastahchees's balista and protect the fortress untill he returns

(6)You go there so fast you run into the wall! Ow. You take 5 damage.
(5)You devastate the attacking hordes with the Ballista, using shots of logs! Wait...where are the logs coming from? You look at BFEL's tree, and it looks somewhat damaged.

Find way to heal self.
If healed, ride sheep again, do better this time.


SERIOUSLY WTF IS WITH MY ROLLS?

(3)You use your anger at your terrible rolls to ignore the roll of the die and spontaneously regain 5 health! Wait, that's probably the amount of health you would've regained with a 3 anyway.
(3)The sheep runs a short distance away.

Dig fortress.

(6)You dig a fortress! It intersects with the abandoned mineshaft! Cave spiders flood into your fortress!

Continue being dead.

Now watch me roll a 1!

(6)You do such a good job of being dead that you are revived by Death so that you can die again!

Quote from: Creeper Captain
Erm...what?

(5)Creeper Captain uses his newfound abilities as a Steve to build an arboretum to protect trees from harm. Unfortunately, he lacks saplings.

Quote
Ssssssssss...

(1)A few creepers explode and blow up trees.

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kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #272 on: August 13, 2013, 11:02:00 pm »

Destroy the fact that the block ever had an inventory.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #273 on: August 13, 2013, 11:11:42 pm »

Make three logs into planks.
Make four planks into sticks.
Use sticks to make stone pick, unless I can't pick up stone from my cave.
If I can't, make another wood pick.
Use new pick to carve 'Creepers Welcome' above cave entrance.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #274 on: August 13, 2013, 11:30:15 pm »

Collect any items stewn about, except for the door.
Challenge Creeper to have them try to destroy the indestrucable door.  If they destroy the door, I give them all wooden items I have.  If they can't destroy the door, then I get all the remaining wood from the last forest.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #275 on: August 14, 2013, 12:24:34 am »

That's it! Punch Death in the face and take his scythe! Then head back to the mortal world and slay some creepers! Then go and defend my ballista and congratulate the person who operated it in my absence.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #276 on: August 14, 2013, 12:28:19 am »

Use...

*Does Math*

16 Wood to make 32 Sticks, then use my coal to make...

*More math*

128 torches. Place them around my house and inside my house.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #277 on: August 14, 2013, 01:12:32 am »

Using Mastahcheeses design, build a second ballista that fires cobble, continue attacking creepers

Sorry about whomever's tree i wrecked
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #278 on: August 14, 2013, 02:07:11 am »

Sorry about whomever's tree i wrecked
It was BFEL's.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #279 on: August 14, 2013, 05:39:49 am »

Using Mastahcheeses design, build a second ballista that fires cobble, continue attacking creepers

Sorry about whomever's tree i wrecked

 :'(
MY POOR TREEHOUSE!!!
Ah well

Take saplings from my dead treehouse and plant them in the Creeper Captains Arboretum
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #280 on: August 14, 2013, 08:20:28 am »

Run.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #281 on: August 14, 2013, 02:50:48 pm »

Make new exit from the Nether, under the creepers.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #282 on: August 14, 2013, 04:56:01 pm »

Destroy the fact that the block ever had an inventory.

(2)You are unable to destroy the fact, as a fact is not a tangible object.

Make three logs into planks.
Make four planks into sticks.
Use sticks to make stone pick, unless I can't pick up stone from my cave.
If I can't, make another wood pick.
Use new pick to carve 'Creepers Welcome' above cave entrance.


(6)You make all the logs into planks.
(5)You make the planks into WONDER STICKS.
(5)You make the ULTRA WONDER STONE PICKAXE.
(4)You successfully carve out "Creepers Welcome" above the cave. A few creepers move in.

Collect any items stewn about, except for the door.
Challenge Creeper to have them try to destroy the indestrucable door.  If they destroy the door, I give them all wooden items I have.  If they can't destroy the door, then I get all the remaining wood from the last forest.


(1)The creeper lawyers fine you all strewn items in damages for your crime of provoking creepers to explode.
(4)The creepers accept the challenge.

That's it! Punch Death in the face and take his scythe! Then head back to the mortal world and slay some creepers! Then go and defend my ballista and congratulate the person who operated it in my absence.

(6)You punch Death in the face. He kills you instantly.
(6)You run to the mortal world so fast that you run into the wall of your fortress. Really hard. You die.
(4)Your ghost is now defending the ballista! Your current powerset is Spooky Ghost! You can now scare people!
(2)Wolfchild is too busy killing creepers to notice you!

Use...

*Does Math*

16 Wood to make 32 Sticks, then use my coal to make...

*More math*

128 torches. Place them around my house and inside my house.

(1)You waste 16 Wood.
(3)You make 4 Wood into 8 sticks, and 8 sticks plus 8 coal into 32 torches.

Using Mastahcheeses design, build a second ballista that fires cobble, continue attacking creepers

Sorry about whomever's tree i wrecked

(2)You are unable to design another ballista!
(4)You strike down 5 creepers with the existing ballista! ENVIRONMENTALISTS REMAINING: PROBABLY AROUND 50

Using Mastahcheeses design, build a second ballista that fires cobble, continue attacking creepers

Sorry about whomever's tree i wrecked

 :'(
MY POOR TREEHOUSE!!!
Ah well

Take saplings from my dead treehouse and plant them in the Creeper Captains Arboretum

[BFEL, your treehouse is fine. The tree isn't, though.

(4)You plant 4 saplings in the Arboretum. The Creeper Captain gives you some logs and leaves for rebuilding your treehouse's tree.

Run.

(4)You flee.

Make new exit from the Nether, under the creepers.

(2)You fail to do so.
[3]A creeper explodes nearby, inflicting 5 damage!

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #283 on: August 14, 2013, 04:59:08 pm »

Mine the block of obsidian.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2013, 05:20:04 pm by kj1225 »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #284 on: August 14, 2013, 05:08:43 pm »

Watch results of challenge.
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