Ask permission from Creepers to chop down a single tree.
Only one tree.
(6)The creepers grant you permission. Unfortunately, you get carried away and you cut down six trees. The creepers look somewhat irritated. You get 30 Logs!
Use the pick to destroy the creeper menace. But first gather more obsidian and make a nether portal.
(5)You use your Pickaxe of Destruction to annihalate a group of- OH WAIT SILLY ME YOU PUT YOUR ACTIONS IN THE WRONG ORDER [It's not a big deal, but it's somewhat irritating to finish typing an action and then cancel it.] (1)The obsidian gathers you! You are now stuck in the inventory of a block of obsidian.
(4)You manage to convince the block of obsidian that nether portals are neat. It takes your Obsidian and builds almost all of the portal. You just need one more block...
(2)You're stuck!
Whatever. Open up the CHEST CHEST and take everything out, and set up the house, chest, workbench. Then, head out to mine for some coal!
(6)You take everything out, including the chest.You take the chest out of itself. AGH PARADOX SEVER CRASH/RESTART
(4)You find 32 Coal!
COMBINE THE POWERS OF MY LEGION IN ORDER TO CREATE A DUNGEON CREEPER SPAWNER. COVER WITH MATERIALS ADEQUATELY IN ORDER TO ENSURE (RE)SPAWN. LEAD LEGIONS TO BATTLE!
(2)Your legion just zones out.
(3)You place a few blocks of dirt over the spot where you would have put the spawner.
(6)You lead your troops to battle anyway! They all fall into a surface lava lake and die. Whoops.
Repair the Palace
Steal Everyone's items
Improve the Palace
(2)You are unable to repair the palace.
(3)You steal your items back from the creeper.
(3)You place a few blocks around. It now looks quite nice. Y'know, for a ruined palace full of craters.
Piss off the zombie pigmen in the Nether rift. lead them to the creepers.
(5)You fool the pigmen into thinking the creepers attacked them using clever shenanigans.
(2)They can't find the exit!
QUick get to Mastahchees's balista and protect the fortress untill he returns
(6)You go there so fast you run into the wall! Ow. You take 5 damage.
(5)You devastate the attacking hordes with the Ballista, using shots of logs! Wait...where are the logs coming from? You look at BFEL's tree, and it looks somewhat damaged.
Find way to heal self.
If healed, ride sheep again, do better this time.
SERIOUSLY WTF IS WITH MY ROLLS?
(3)You use your anger at your terrible rolls to ignore the roll of the die and spontaneously regain 5 health! Wait, that's probably the amount of health you would've regained with a 3 anyway.
(3)The sheep runs a short distance away.
Dig fortress.
(6)You dig a fortress! It intersects with the abandoned mineshaft! Cave spiders flood into your fortress!
Continue being dead.
Now watch me roll a 1!
(6)You do such a good job of being dead that you are revived by Death so that you can die again!
Erm...what?
(5)Creeper Captain uses his newfound abilities as a Steve to build an arboretum to protect trees from harm. Unfortunately, he lacks saplings.
Ssssssssss...
(1)A few creepers explode and blow up trees.
BFEL
Health: 7 (20)
Inventory: 5 Dirt, 56 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick,
Base: Tree
-Leaf Bed
BFEL's Spider
HP: 14 (16)
BFEL's Cat
HP: 10 (10)
Creeper Mood: Friendly
BFEL's Cow
HP: 10 (10)
cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Base: 3 X 3 Shelter
-Crafting Table
-Bed
- Furnace
Cheesecake
Health: 10
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe, Cat, 10 Iron, Iron Horse Armour, Saddle
Base: Castle
Greenstarfanatic (Made of Chests)
Health: 3
Inventory: 3 Wooden Planks, 2 Sticks, ULTRA WOODEN TOOL SET, 15 Dirt, 2 Rotten Flesh
Chest Chest: 448 Logs, House, Chest, 32 Coal
Base: None
IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
kj1225
Health: 10
Inventory: Stone Pickaxe, 16 Wooden Planks, 7 Torches, 320 Cobblestone, 4 Iron, Iron, 8 Obsidian, Miniature Pickaxe, Iron Pickaxe, Pickaxe of Destruction
Skelly
Health: 17 (20)
Inventory: Wooden Axe, 40 Logs
Base: Mountain
Lord Slowpoke
Health: 20
Inventory: Withered Cow Dung, 20 Logs
Lukeinator
Health: 40 (20)
Inventory: 2 Sticks, 19 Logs
Lord Slowpoke [Creeper Environmentalist Captain]
Health: 20
Inventory: None
mastacheese
Health: 20
Former Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE, Iron Sword, 2 Rotten Flesh, 5 Dirt, Reinfortress Partial Interior, 32 Cobblestone, 48 Gravel, 16 Flint
Base: Small Mined Reinfortress
-Partially Missing Interior
-Missing Walls
-Collapsed Room
-Looks Nice
-Super Rapid-Fire Ballista
Creeper Mood: Wrath
Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: Ignorance Chestplate, Shoddy Wooden Pickaxe, 3 Sticks, ULTRA STONE PICKAXE, 7 Iron Bars, 10 Seeds, Shoddy Iron Sword, Shoddy Stone Pickaxe
Base: Small Alcove
-Infurnace
Sarzael (Made of Sand)
Health: 15
Inventory: None
Sentinent Bowtie
Health: 20
Inventory: Crafting Table, Shoddy Wooden Tool Set [-Pickaxe], 3 Wooden Planks, 1 Stick, 2 Diamonds
squidgen
Health: 50
Inventory: 2 Gunpowder, Sapling Bow
Environmentalists: Angry
wolfchild
Health: 5
Inventory: Wooden Tool Set, 8 Dirt, 56 Cobblestone
Base: Mined Cave
-Furnace
-Crafting Table
Base: Tree Farm
-Solar Lights
-Tree x 2
-Reinforced Walls
Zanzetkuken
Health: 5
Inventory: 11 Wooden Planks, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
Base: Wooden palace
-Immovable Door
Whiny Admin
Health: -
Inventory: ALL THE STUFF
Base: Giant Coal Vein
Creeper Environmentalist Captain [Lord Slowpoke]
Health: 90 (100)
Inventory: 640 Barricades, 16 TNT
Base: Mostly Wrecked Forest
-Strengthened Barricade
10 DEAD Creeper Minions
5 minutes until day...