Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
- 1 (12.5%)
No!
- 7 (87.5%)

Total Members Voted: 8


Pages: 1 ... 15 16 [17] 18 19 ... 44

Author Topic: Minecraft RTD  (Read 78424 times)

SOLDIER First

  • Bay Watcher
  • Trans fucking rights, baby.
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #240 on: August 12, 2013, 09:03:07 am »

Befreind zombies as well as creepers.
Build large structure for them to live in.
Logged
Black lives matter.

Elephant Parade

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #241 on: August 12, 2013, 11:10:28 am »

Loot! Hack in fish to tame cat.

You got Cat, not a cat. You know, the music disc?
Logged

Lukeinator

  • Bay Watcher
  • Kophey
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #242 on: August 12, 2013, 11:21:00 am »

Run away.
Logged
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=135480.0 My second FOOTBLEED game.
This thread is Bay12 incarnate.


Like the mermaid bones farm and the Kill-your-baby machine.

Elephant Parade

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #243 on: August 12, 2013, 01:35:18 pm »

Spoiler: Map (click to show/hide)
Logged

BFEL

  • Bay Watcher
  • Tail of a stinging scorpion scourge
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #244 on: August 12, 2013, 01:36:58 pm »

I WANT A SHEEP NOW

Befriend sheep
Logged
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

Greenstarfanatic

  • Bay Watcher
  • I wanna be a cow boy babey
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #245 on: August 12, 2013, 02:04:12 pm »

Uh...See if the game auto-saved all of my stuff.
Logged
Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

Elephant Parade

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #246 on: August 12, 2013, 10:24:15 pm »

Retreat!

(5)You retreat to Fort Mastahcheese! There seems to be quite a bit of battle going on...
[1]But you seem to be unnoticed by the mobs.

Repair Palace!!!!

(1)You fail. Another creeper explodes, destroying more of the palace.

Kill all Creepers! Make a Ballista out of my logs and shoot logs at them!

(4)You successfully make a Log Ballista (why does Firefox claim isn't that a word?) using 10 Logs.
(6)You fire a log with extreme velocity! Five creepers are killed! CREEPERS REMAINING: PROBABLY 68. The ballista breaks from the force of the launch.
[5]Five creepers charge you!

Loot! Hack in fish to tame cat.

(6)You successfully tame Cat! Except, y'know, it's a music disc, not a cat. So nothing happens.
[2]Man, this spawner really is broken.

Install Thaumcraft 3 Mod and Ars Magica mods in the server!

(6)You install the mods! Except nobody has the mods, and you need the mods to play on a modded server. The server crashes. The mods are removed. Everyone starts playing again.
[4]You are approached by zombies!

Find more diamond and mine that. Then make a pick out of the mined diamond. After that get more obsidian.

(5)You find three diamonds.
(2)You fail to make a pick out of them, though.
(4)But you find 4 more obsidian in a chest!

Bash down the creeper baracade!

(3)You make a small opening in the barricade.

Befreind zombies as well as creepers.
Build large structure for them to live in.


(2)The mobs ignore you.

Run away.

(6)You run so fast you don't realize that you're running in circles. You run back to your original position.
[5]You are attacked by *scrolls down to previous post* six creepers! They all explode. You die.

I WANT A SHEEP NOW

Befriend sheep

(1)The sheep mauls you. You take 10 damage! (Remember, stronger mobs!)

Uh...See if the game auto-saved all of my stuff.

(6)It auto-saved all of your stuff! Unfortunately, you are attacked by a zombie! Yes, this has nothing to do with your stuff. No, I don't care. You take 5 damage!

Quote from: Creepers
Sssss...

(5)The creepers repair and upgrade their barricade.

Quote from: Creeper Captain
Ssooo, ssssome people would opposssse us...

[1]The creeper calls down TNT! It lands on him. Creeper Captain takes 10 damage!

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
Logged

wolfchild

  • Bay Watcher
  • Wyvern Buddy
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #247 on: August 12, 2013, 10:26:28 pm »

SHout at the creeper resonant frequency, making them all detonate immediately
Logged
You really can both sig it.
But... That would break the laws of sigging! We can't have everyone running around with the same quotes. IT MAKES THEM UNFUNNY FASTER!

Greenstarfanatic

  • Bay Watcher
  • I wanna be a cow boy babey
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #248 on: August 12, 2013, 10:27:50 pm »

AUGH. KILL IT WITH THE ULTRA WOODEN SWORD.
Logged
Hey, don't forget about research boy sitting right here!

mastahcheese

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 20% less sanity and trans fat!
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #249 on: August 12, 2013, 10:28:47 pm »

Upgrade ballista to be full-auto
Decimate the 5 creepers coming at me
Then demolish the creeper barricade
Then annihilate the creeper army
Oh, and try to attract any that are left to go after me instead of everyone else.
Logged
Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

kj1225

  • Bay Watcher
  • A tricky dick that can't be impeached
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #250 on: August 12, 2013, 10:28:51 pm »

Make a diamond pick. Then get obsidian. If obsidian is gotten then make a nether portal.
Logged

Cheesecake

  • Bay Watcher
  • Hello.
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #251 on: August 12, 2013, 10:31:03 pm »

Make Cat disc into a real boy cat! He's already tamed, so it won't be difficult!
Logged
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Dying of laughter?
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

SOLDIER First

  • Bay Watcher
  • Trans fucking rights, baby.
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #252 on: August 12, 2013, 10:46:18 pm »

Mine small cave underground.
Carve the words 'Creepers Welcome' above the entrance.
Logged
Black lives matter.

LordSlowpoke

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #253 on: August 13, 2013, 04:00:28 am »

BE THE CREEPER CAPTAIN
Logged

BFEL

  • Bay Watcher
  • Tail of a stinging scorpion scourge
    • View Profile
Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #254 on: August 13, 2013, 06:13:23 am »

OW! BAD SHEEPIE! WHY ARE ALL MY ROLLS IN THIS TERRIBLE?

RIDE SHEEP UNTIL IT ACCEPTS ME!
I WILL BREAK IT IN LIKE A HORSE!
Logged
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.
Pages: 1 ... 15 16 [17] 18 19 ... 44