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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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No!
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Author Topic: Minecraft RTD  (Read 78446 times)

Lukeinator

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #255 on: August 13, 2013, 07:53:13 am »

Spawn Again. Chop down trees. Make pick
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #256 on: August 13, 2013, 09:50:10 am »

Repair the Palace
Steal Everyone's items
Improve the Palace
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #257 on: August 13, 2013, 02:53:38 pm »

SHout at the creeper resonant frequency, making them all detonate immediately

(3)You confuse a couple of them, but none explode.

AUGH. KILL IT WITH THE ULTRA WOODEN SWORD.

(5)You slice it up with one hit.
[3]The zombie drops 2 Rotten Flesh.
[1]You see a zombie get stuck behind a tree.

Upgrade ballista to be full-auto
Decimate the 5 creepers coming at me
Then demolish the creeper barricade
Then annihilate the creeper army
Oh, and try to attract any that are left to go after me instead of everyone else.


(6)A single shot from your ballista now fires 20 Logs! [Yeah, I still don't know if you should to have logs. Maybe the ballista steals logs from nearby trees or something.]
(1)You point the ballista the wrong way when firing! You are annihilated!

Make a diamond pick. Then get obsidian. If obsidian is gotten then make a nether portal.

Make a diamond pick. Then get obsidian. If obsidian is gotten then make a nether portal.

(6)You make the Pick of Destruction!
(2)You can't find obsidian anywhere.

Make Cat disc into a real boy cat! He's already tamed, so it won't be difficult!

(1)You make Cat into a broken record. Whoops.

Mine small cave underground.
Carve the words 'Creepers Welcome' above the entrance.

(5)You find 2 Diamonds while mining your cave deep underground.
(2)Your Shoddy Pickaxe breaks when you attempt to use it to carve!

BE THE CREEPER CAPTAIN

(5)You are now temporarily the Creeper Captain! The Creeper Captain is now temporarily you!

OW! BAD SHEEPIE! WHY ARE ALL MY ROLLS IN THIS TERRIBLE?

RIDE SHEEP UNTIL IT ACCEPTS ME!
I WILL BREAK IT IN LIKE A HORSE!


(1)The sheep hurls you into the river. Your head hits a rock and you take 5 damage.

Spawn Again. Chop down trees. Make pick

(5)You spawn with 20 extra temporary hit points!
(3)You chop down a tree and gain 6 logs!
(4)You successfully make a Wooden Pickaxe.

Repair the Palace
Steal Everyone's items
Improve the Palace


(1)Another creeper explodes. Your palace is now in ruins, except for the door. That door will stand for all eternity. A trillion trillion years from now, in the cold depths of space, the only remaining object will be that door.
(1)A creeper steals all of your items.
(2)You have nothing to improve it with!

Quote from: Creepers
Ssssssssss...

(5)The creepers make their barricade into THE GREAT WALL OF CREEPERIA.

The Creeper Captain is too confused to act!

Quote from: Cave Spiders
Hisssss...

(6)Some of the cave spiders find their way out of the mineshaft through kj's tunnels, but Whiny Admin deletes them.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

6 Minutes until day...
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SOLDIER First

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #258 on: August 13, 2013, 02:55:46 pm »

Ask permission from Creepers to chop down a single tree.
Only one tree.
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kj1225

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #259 on: August 13, 2013, 02:58:30 pm »

Use the pick to destroy the creeper menace. But first gather more obsidian and make a nether portal.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #260 on: August 13, 2013, 03:01:46 pm »

Whatever. Open up the CHEST CHEST and take everything out, and set up the house, chest, workbench. Then, head out to mine for some coal!
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #261 on: August 13, 2013, 03:05:03 pm »

COMBINE THE POWERS OF MY LEGION IN ORDER TO CREATE A DUNGEON CREEPER SPAWNER. COVER WITH MATERIALS ADEQUATELY IN ORDER TO ENSURE (RE)SPAWN. LEAD LEGIONS TO BATTLE!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #262 on: August 13, 2013, 03:31:09 pm »

Repair the Palace
Steal Everyone's items
Improve the Palace
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

squidgen

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #263 on: August 13, 2013, 03:34:40 pm »

Piss off the zombie pigmen in the Nether rift. lead them to the creepers.
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wolfchild

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #264 on: August 13, 2013, 05:18:50 pm »

QUick get to Mastahchees's balista and protect the fortress untill he returns
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BFEL

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #265 on: August 13, 2013, 05:31:39 pm »

Find way to heal self.
If healed, ride sheep again, do better this time.


SERIOUSLY WTF IS WITH MY ROLLS?
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #266 on: August 13, 2013, 05:53:21 pm »

Find way to heal self.
If healed, ride sheep again, do better this time.


SERIOUSLY WTF IS WITH MY ROLLS?

(1)You are entirely unable to figure out what's wrong with your rolls.

...I guess the dice just hate you? Maybe you need to sacrifice a goat to the Random Number God.

[Edit]I actually rolled that 1, by the way.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #267 on: August 13, 2013, 06:53:47 pm »

Find way to heal self.
If healed, ride sheep again, do better this time.


SERIOUSLY WTF IS WITH MY ROLLS?

I got a 1, a 1, and a 2.  You got only one 1.  Stop complaining.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

BFEL

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #268 on: August 13, 2013, 07:10:26 pm »

Find way to heal self.
If healed, ride sheep again, do better this time.


SERIOUSLY WTF IS WITH MY ROLLS?

I got a 1, a 1, and a 2.  You got only one 1.  Stop complaining.

I have been getting bad rolls for a while now.
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Lukeinator

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #269 on: August 13, 2013, 08:52:48 pm »

Dig fortress.
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