Math time!
Fair enough. How high do you suspect stats to get? I ask because it seems that a dodge will usually be unlikely, specially so if the enemies pack an accurate weapon, unless modified by terrain. I suspect you did such for that same reason, emphasis on tactical positioning instead of relying on being able to dodge anything.
Well, Boothany has 10 Stache and +30 Eva from the triangle against basic goombas attacks, along with their -5% weapon acc she's got a 45% to dodge right off the bat.
All around, I can reliably dodge half of their attacks and it would take about 4 hits to take me out non withstanding.
A single hit from the mage would take me down 9 HP and then one goomba attack would knock me out.
Kammy would only hit me for 7 and would KO me on a crit obviously. I've only got a 30% chance to the dodge the void spheres of either of them.
Offense wise I can take out a Goomba minion reliably in two hits doing 7 damage to them, and they can't dodge my attacks at all.
The Goomba mage I would need a total of four hits, only doing 4 damage a pop.
Hilariously, I cannot harm Kammy Koopa at all, except on a crit.
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So heres my plan if anybody wants to listen.
Sorry if it sounds like I'm trying to mastermind everything, this is just how I would do it if I was controlling you all
Round 1.
Teressa activates Battle Cry-this should get everybody, I believe. +1 to defs and offenses.
We pretty much line up at the stairs and see if anyone one of them is dumb enough to rush us. No single attack will defeat anyone, and even if the mage jumps in no one is terribly likely to be koed but me. Now, we're actually giving time for Ochita to get closer to the Goomba mage for reasons outlined below.
Commander Toadsworth will probably be pretty heavily damaged, but he cant die and he'll either kill a goomba for us or take Kammy to half life.
Round 2!
This assumes the shrooms maintain a defensive position and do not rush us.
Mages are a pain. Ochita runs up and trades blasts with the Goomba mage. He'll do about 5 damage and take 8 in return. But he has a 50% chance to dodge this. Anyone else aside from Ochita facing the Mage will be fair much, much worse.
But this leaves open Vilhelmas Astrauckas (Powder Miner) to take the Goomba Mage out in one more smash-he's the only one who does enough damage to do it.
Now, counterattacks? Even if Kammy manages Ochita from the corner after he's taken a hit from Goomba mage, she can't kill him, since she can only do 5 damage after trianlge. 5+8=13/18. The other Goombas cannot reach him.
Vilhelmas is in a tight spot, since he can take two goomba hits barely, but a goomba hit and a Kammy hit will KO him perfectly. So bring in the speedsters! Bethany Boo/BOOthany (Dwarmin) and Inezach (Shoruke) take the spaces 3,8 now unoccupied by a mage, and 4,8. We can choose to flatten the GoomD together if he's still standing there. Only Ochita and possibly me or sho have taken retaliation damage if we choose to attack. None of which puts us in danger zone given the tight space. Whoever takes 3,8 is going to put themselves at the most risk but nearly all of us can survive a goomba hit and a kammy hit except Vil.
Tere and Tanky have the easier job, and run up the left stairs to clean up either Kammy or the rest of the Goombas. Between them and Toadsworth there might not even be anyone left after that. They might alternately have to clear out any shrooms that rush down the right stairs, to clear space for the rest of us to do our thing.
It'll be over by round 3, either way.
I cannot account for mad RNG ruining all my plans or the fact FFS knows exactly what we would be doing, btw. Kammy can always Crit with her weapon, or someone could miss horribly. At which point casualties are pretty much inevitable, but thats the game. "Let's protect the toads, if we can! And box the goombas in!"
Inezach moves right 2, up 4, then right 1, and kicks Goomba D (in the face)
I won't tell you what to do really, but if both mages fire on you, all it take is one Goomba stomp to finish you-which might happen if you get retaliated upon. Given we can't kill them all or block them off, I can't hope for your chances.