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Author Topic: IGYNPADCA RPG  (Read 30907 times)

Doomblade187

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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #75 on: April 11, 2013, 07:33:42 pm »

Trying to remember how exactly he got in the cow's stomach, Jamethon slashes his way out through the top of the cow, after seeing how feasible i would be to simply climb back out.
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #76 on: April 11, 2013, 10:30:10 pm »

((So is this free RP or do we post actions and get results/rolls as well?))
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Oh. My. God. This is fantastic.

Cynri will sleep in her room should she need to, and exit the Sleepy Viking if not, or afterwards. Cynri will then look for an acceptable weapon, ergo, anything fitting for a circus member and/or devil to wield.
It's only about (1d2=2, 1d12=9) 9 PM, so Cyrni probably isn't too tired yet, though she could probably go to bed at this time and no one would think poorly of her. But she stays up a little longer to search for weapons. Unfortunately, since she's just searching the public spaces of an inn, all she finds is (1d10-5=4) (d10=7, d12=3) some string (d10=4, d12=11) some lady's underwear (d10=6, d8=2) a tiny drink umbrella, and (d10=2, d10=9) a plastic flamingo.

Slam the scotch and force my mysterious man to brawl with Adam's mysterious man, using depressed glancing to neutralise them just long enough to get everything set up. Form a crowd in a ring around the two and start taking bets. Use joyous glancing in order to get people hyped up. Use super sexy glancing to attract babes.
The scotch gives you a temporary +1 to Bravado. (1d12+1d8=12) You  just manage to shove your mysterious man into Alam's mysterious man and (1d6+3=5)(1d6+3=7) your depressed glance manages confuse them long enough for you to set up a makeshift ring. (d8=8) However, no one seems interested in betting at the moment, as they are fixated at the two old men just standing face-to-face, spouting plot hooks at each other. (1d6+2=3) You try to hype people up with your joyous glance, but they just seem rather nonchalant. (1d6+3=9) However, you do manage to attract the attention of an assload of babes.

Light up a joint, invite everyone to join me. Then rob them blind.
You manage to attract (1d20+1d4-10=4) people, and steal (1d12+1d6=6) (1d10-7=3) (d10=1, d8=2) an avacado, (d10=8, d6=3) (1d10-4=5) 5 pinecones, and (d10=7, d12=7, d20=18) a Blue Cutlass. (12+1d6=7) Your second attempt to rob somebody attracts attention, so you may want to stop doing it unless you want them to turn hostile to you.

Churar: CHUG THAT DRINK. CHUG IT LIKE A MAN
You chug your sangria to try to chase away the feeling of rejection, (1d10+1d12=9) and notice that the person who prepared your drink probably doesn't actually know how to make sangria, because you think you can taste something like blood in it. (1d8)(Secret result)

Trying to remember how exactly he got in the cow's stomach, Jamethon slashes his way out through the top of the cow, after seeing how feasible i would be to simply climb back out.
(1d8+1d6=13) You see two exits, currently, one of which is more favorable than the other. (1d12+1d6=8) After failing to make any headway in climbing out, you slash at the stomach beneath you and (1d20+1d6=21) fail to cut through it's thick flesh.

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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #77 on: April 11, 2013, 10:39:09 pm »

Albrecht finishes his fourteenth shot of pure Burning Donkey vodka and throws it on the ground, shattering the glass like Thor in that one movie. He grimaces at the inn's barkeep.

"WAS GOOD!"

Albrecht, remembering he forgot to introduce himself to that devilish girl - Sinri? - earlier, heads up and sees if he can't find her. If not, he looks for his room.
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2013, 10:48:28 pm »

Albrecht finds Cyrni rather easily; she's the one running around the inn like a lunatic, picking up random crap.
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2013, 10:50:02 pm »

Lean over to my mysterious man. Holy shit did he just fucking call you that?! I can't believe he said that, especially the part about your mom! Phew! What are you gonna do about it man just stand there? Kick his ass! Show the babes my guns, then my actual guns. Act like its no big deal. Watch fight. Push one of the mildly hot babes over to Adam.
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2013, 11:10:04 pm »

Oh, whoops, it seems I made a lot of rolls earlier in the open that I should have kept secret. I'll try to do better on that in the future.

Lean over to my mysterious man. Holy shit did he just fucking call you that?! I can't believe he said that, especially the part about your mom! Phew! What are you gonna do about it man just stand there? Kick his ass! Show the babes my guns, then my actual guns. Act like its no big deal. Watch fight. Push one of the mildly hot babes over to Adam.
(*Roll*, *roll*) (*roll*) The mysterious man looks surprised by your words, then looks toward the other mysterious man. "Is what this man is saying, true? Have you actually found my long lost mother?"

(*Roll*+*roll*-*roll*) The babes are impressed by your guns (*roll*/*roll*) but alarm by the fact that your are brandishing your actual guns in public. (*Roll*x*roll*-5) Three babes edge away from you to go talk to Alam.



Oh, and if anyone has any special abilities or knows of any special rules that would apply to their characters in an action they are about to take, please let me know. There's a lot in this game I need to keep track of, especially since there's eight characters in this game with their own individual sheets, so I may not catch some things that would seem obvious to you guys.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2013, 11:15:03 pm by Kadzar »
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #81 on: April 11, 2013, 11:24:28 pm »

Albrecht smiles big at Cyrni. Too big. He puts on his GENIE FACE, leans forward and asks her:

"WOULD GIRL LIKE TO MAKE WISH?"
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2013, 02:25:42 am »

Find the most attractive woman in the bar. Make lewd suggestions to her involving the avacado.

(Oh this will be fun to play.)

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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2013, 02:38:40 am »

Find the most attractive woman in the bar. Make lewd suggestions to her involving the avacado.

(Oh this will be fun to play.)
(*Roll*, *roll*, *roll*) *Slap!* "That's not how you make guacamole, you pervert!"
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2013, 03:24:46 am »

Quickly! Use Hey There Baby special move!

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« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2013, 03:44:52 am »

Quickly! Use Hey There Baby special move!
(*Roll*/5+*roll*-(3/*roll*x*roll)) She still thinks you're a pervert, but kind of likes it, maybe. Or something like that must have happened, because she told you to meet her in room number (*roll*) 21.
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2013, 03:59:08 am »

((:D))
Well, best not to keep this lady waiting... Git yourself moving to that room now! Bring my drugs.

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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2013, 06:12:37 am »

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Drink the vodka and ask the tavern keeper for a quest, since I seem to be out of pinecones at the moment. Something like killing 10 giant rats in the tavern's cellar would be nice.
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2013, 06:13:07 am »

Welp, time to spin up, then use the spin attack classic method to cut my way out.
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Re: IGYNPADCA RPG
« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2013, 11:23:11 am »

Slightly jump in shock, then recover.

"W-what kind of "wish"? If you're making a pick-up line... I'd suggest not to, really. Hint, I'm part succubus. I do more draining than the average woman, y'know? If, that wasn't your intention, I apologize for jumping to conclusions. It's just that I've heard them all. Any pickup line you could imagine. Try me if you'd like.


Cynri will calmly find the bartender and use her... power of seduction to get a free drink. Failing that, she'll threaten to torch him with her other powers. If he's still unfazed, kick him and leave the inn. Assuming I get a drink, sit back down and sip on it.
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