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[IcyTea31]

Jick is flailing his axechucks impatiently.

[freeformschooler]

Albrecht passively smashes someone's face in anticipation.

[Parsely]

Sir Hobota von Glancemane, ready and willing!

[DrPoo]

Adison Adidas the third *three gunshots* Nukesplosion only has a petty handgun, but its robot goat army of death and doom has appropiate weaponry for shooting into the sky.
All gatling goats starts shooting into the air. Birds drop down everywhere. "Alles klar!"

[Aklyon]

This should be interesting.

[Powder Miner]

Flaming Jim just kinda burns.

[Scelly9]

Xorg just tinkers with pinecones.

[Kadzar]

Alright, so after copying down all the submissions and assigning them a number based on the order of submission, I used Random.org to generate numbers until I got eight unique numbers. The random number god has chosen; these will be our players: Doomblade187, IcyTea31, TherosPherae, Gamerlord, freeformschooler, DrPoo, GUNINANRUNIN, and Tsuchigumo550.

(Doomblade, have you been making blood sacrifices to the RNG? Because your number came up five times, and at one point twice in a row.)

Anyway, now that we have our players, we can start. As I said, we'll be starting in Lesser Dirtstick, and now, per the rules, I'll roll up your individual semi-exact starting locations.

Alright, Jamethon Meridian, you will start (1d10+1d4=12) in an animal (1d12=9) cow's (1d8=7) stomach.

Jick will start (1d10+1d4=5) in a tavern.

Churar will start (1d10+1d4=5) also in the tavern.

Alam Sadine will start (1d10+1d4=8) in a pub.

Albrecht Facefister will start (1d10+4=6) in an inn.

Adison Adidas Nelson the third *three gunshots* Nukesplosions will start (1d10+1d4=13) on a vegetable (1d12=2) celery.

Sir Hobota von Glancemane will start (1d10+1d4=8) also in the pub.

And finally, Cyrni, you will start (1d10+1d4=6) in the in with Albrecht.

And go!

[Kadzar]

Oh, whoops, sorry guys. It seems I forgot to apply the Lesser Dirtstick-specific location modifiers to the semi-exact starting location chart.

All right, let's see. Albrecht and Cyrni, since you started at the inn (which is the Sleepy Viking, according to the L. Dirtstick location modifier chart), you both start out with room keys, numbers (d100=03) and (d100=13) respectively.

Jick and Churar, since you started in the tavern (which is called the Lusty Wyvern, and is inside the Sleepy Viking), you both start with alcohol beverages. (d20=11) Acorn vodka for Jick and (d20=7) sangria for Churar. You have also recieved (1d10-7=3) and (1d10-7=-5) solicitations for affection, respectively.

Alam and Sir Hobota, since you started in the pub (The Leaping Maiden, which is in the Sleepy Viking and right next to the Lusty Wyvern, but separate due to the innkeepers' marital dispute), you start with (d10=9) Elven gin and (d10=7) Gnomish scotch, respectively. You also both have a mysterious man in a grey cloak seated right next to you to your left.

Jamethon, the cow you are in is (1d20+1d6=15) giganitic, Which is quite fortunate for you, since it means you won't be squeezed to death on the first round.

Adison Adison, your celery (1d10+1d6) is capable of telepathic communication.

There we go.

[freeformschooler]

((So is this free RP or do we post actions and get results/rolls as well?))

[Tsuchigumo550]

Oh. My. God. This is fantastic.

Cynri will sleep in her room should she need to, and exit the Sleepy Viking if not, or afterwards. Cynri will then look for an acceptable weapon, ergo, anything fitting for a circus member and/or devil to wield.

[Parsely]

Slam the scotch and force my mysterious man to brawl with Adam's mysterious man, using depressed glancing to neutralise them just long enough to get everything set up. Form a crowd in a ring around the two and start taking bets. Use joyous glancing in order to get people hyped up. Use super sexy glancing to attract babes.

[Sirus]

((Blast. Wickerdock will have to wait <_<; ))

[Gamerlord]

Light up a joint, invite everyone to join me. Then rob them blind.

[TherosPherae]

Churar: CHUG THAT DRINK. CHUG IT LIKE A MAN