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Name: Sir Hobota von Glancemane
Sex: All of it
Class: Meta-Dimensional Super Glancer
Primary Weapon: Super Double-Barrelled Glance Blanto Thrower +87
Secondary Weapon: Double-Barrelled Ultra Double-Barrelled Glancing Sligga Tosser +324
Tertiary Weapon: Double-Barrelled Mega Double-Barrelled Double-Barreled Ultra Hoxpei Lobber +12
Quaternary Weapon: Triple-Barreled Super Double-Barreled Single-Shot Jikoman Chucker +5632
Quinary Weapon: Sword
Primary Ability: Joyous Glancing
Secondary Ability: Furious Glancing
Tertiary Ability: Depressed Glancing
Quaternary Ability: Super Sexy Glancing (;
Quinary Ability: Tedious Glancing
Senary Ability: Incredulous Glancing
Strength: 644
Agility: 400
Constitution: 568
Perception: 1002
Animosity: MAX
Babeliciousness: Awwww yeeaaahhhh
Attractive-o-Meter: 11
Guitar Skills: Pretty okay
Best Friend: Flaarglequeegen Mer Bunkaufszhanid
Objective: Chill with Flaarglequeegen Mer Bunkaufszhanid
Other Objective: Scope the scene
Other Other Objective: Pick up chicks
Other Other Other Objective: Be super cool
Name: Alam Sadine
Race: Spotted Amorality
Gender: Both
Class: Hippy
Subclass: Hallucinophage (race specific subclass)
Stats
Str: 18
Dex: 11
End: 24
Int: 125
Wis: 15
Char: 40
Dancing: 193
Grappling: 67
Persuasion: 231
Pacifying: 834
Chemistry: 432
Knowledge (drugs): 213
Resistance to Drugs (natural): 213
Resistance to Drugs (built over time): 8931
Animal Magnetism: 9999
Special Abilities
I AM A GOD: Character gets massive boosts to damage resistance and magic use rolls when affected by hallucinogenic chemicals.
I'm A Little Teapot (race specific): While I AM A GOD is active, the character can produce large amounts of hot steam from their mouth.
Just Relax, Man (race specific): Once per mission, the character can sting an opponent, inflicting 5 points of damage and injecting them with hallucinogenic chemicals.
Passing the Bong (class specific): +5 to social rolls when offering drugs to someone.
Can't You Feel The Love: +10 to seduction rolls while I AM A GOD is active and Passing the Bong has been used on the target.
Character:
Name: Cynri Sex: Female Accent: New Jersey Sign: Libra/Snake
Blood Type: ?? Religion: None Quantumality: None Age: 213 Yr
Race: Typhoi
Subrace/Species: Typhoi Megana
Class: Pyro Ringleader
Subclass: Succubus
Mutations: Iron-Tough Teeth, Extra Liver, Ghastly Touch
Mutation Abilities: Powerful Bite, Alcohol Tolerance, Weak Psionics
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Agility Very High
Intelligence Very High
Strength Average
Reaction Above Average
Adrenaline Extreme
Focus Average
Overall Modifier Very High (And that's why I take races from the Solon system, they have this modifier right here)
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Blunt Weapon Skill Iffy
Sharp Weapon Skill Moderately All Right
Thrown Weapon Skill Horrible
Firearms Skill Superb
Unconventional Skill Fine
Weapon Control Skill Yes
Skill Skill Good
Hand-Eye Coordination Acceptable
Foot-Eye Coordination Also Acceptable
Hand-Foot Coordination Not Acceptable In Some Countries
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Cynri, a Typhoi Megana, embraces her ability to convert sunlight to fire breath by taking a job as a Pyro Ringleader. Learning to mix theatrics with fire, then subclassing as a succubus to gain power from people's amazement, she's a very dangerous girl (as, while she's over 200 years old by our timescale, she looks about 21) and one you shouldn't make angry.
Name: Churar
Species: Chipmunk
Gender: Male
Class: Chronomage (because last I checked these were still hilariously OP in PvM)
Age: Irrelevant (part of the Choronomage template)
Stats:
AGIL: 50
STR: 2 (pffhaha like I care)
INT: 83
DEX: 30 + the extra .2*AGIL = 40
MAG: 99 (!) + the extra .2*INT = 115
CHA: 4 (the ugliest chipmunk you've ever seen)
CHR (Chronomancer specific stat for time acceleration/deceleration): 77
Other:
Weapon Pref.: Twigwand
Spell Prefs: Accelerate Self, Critical Cast, Rapid Aging, Accelerate Ally
Bonus Choices: Extra Carrying Capacity (such a shame chipmunks only get one bonus choice :\)
Innate Modifiers (from class and race and such): -10 to Stealth, Irrelevant Age, Slowed Poisons, Secondary Languages (Forest, Chipmunk), and all the bonuses from the Tiny template (for Chipmunk) which are too numerous to list.
Name: Jick
Race: 50% Tengu, 50% Watermelon
Class: Randomancer
Co-op role: Buffs/Debuffs
Stranth: 7
A-gel-ity: 11
Tuffness: 9
Intellielegance: 27
Wisserom: 15
Charazma:4
Equipment:
A pair of Axechucks
Semi-Frommal Clothing
Ring of Ouchies: Increases weapon damage by 27.
Plenty of room for some Phat Lute
Active Abilieties:
Galaportation: Transports self and up to 27 kilograms of matter to the nearest award ceremony of any kind.
Flash Frost: Enemy is covered in frosting (strawberry flavour), taking 30 points of Dignity damage and slowing it's movements for 3 rounds.
Play 'Possum: Aggro is drawn off the user of this ability.
Passive Abilieties:
Stop helping me: All buff and debuff abilieties cast on this character are only 50% effective.
Bio: Who cares about character bios in an RPG anyway?
Appearance: Ditto.
Age: No such thing.
Sex: Quite often.
Size: Medium-Large
Name: Jamethon Meridian
Basic Information:
Age- 143
Gender- Male
Height- 7'9"
Weight- 187
Hair Color- Hairless
Eye Color- Dark Green
Skin Color- Greenish-Gray
BMI- 15.2
Species Composition- 20% Junglimesan, 40% Rock Elf, 40% Standard Human.
Birthplace- Tai-Chia Standard Prime Omega, Mesa B
Pectoral Girth- Above Arnold
One-Armed Pushup Capacity- Run.
Shoe Style Preference- Scyther Shoes
Class Information:
Primary Class- Wanderer
Secondary Class- Mesa Jungle-Runner
Tertiary Class- Biranode Magus Generalian
Nature- Focused
Favored Environment- All
Butterfly Collector? Y/N
Starting Class Features- Wanderers Know Survival, Traveling Knowledge, Combo Runner, Chain Master, Missed Me, Parkour!, Run Free, Node Magic, Generalism Theory, Biranode Applied Theory Magical Bolas Kata.
Equipment:
Armor- Rocksuit Mk 5.19.187
Weaponry- Freedom Bolas B159, Advanced Model
Doodads- Feather of Dust and Anger, Wanderer's Fairy Dust.
Money- 2 bags of assorted Rockchips
Trophies- Gingerbread piece.
Info: Born on Mesa B of Tai-Chia Standard Prime Omega, Jamethon didn't want a settled life, though, so he left home around age 50, learning new skills and picking up interesting gear and treasures. However, upon hitching a spaceship over to [campaign planet name goes here], he discovered that the environment was perfect for learning more, and that somebody had stolen a certain family heirloom of his.
Stat Block:
Strength- 57
Speed-135
Agility- 59
Flexibility- 43
Rollability- 206 (!)
Creativity- 90
Health Factor- 12A (Not bad for a speedster.)
Name: Adison Adidas Nelson the third *three gunshots* Nukesplosions
Class: Badass corporate asshole
Homeworld type of currency: Pinecones
Blood type: Z*
Race: African Cyborg Ninja Zombie Communist
Specialisation: Goat herding and nuclear warfare
Motherland: Democratic Republic Stalinburgers
Objective: To spread goatkin and the horsepunk culture.
Name: Xorg
Icon: Largish
Skills:
Pinecone Crafting: 837u
Horse Gathering: 457w
Yeti Wrestling: 2
Headbanging: 827
Magic:
Pinecone Casting: 3123c
Battle Magic: 5
Rock Brain: 2
Attributes:
Weakness: Rock Disease: Medium: Long Term: Sometimes Terminal: Unneeded Colon #5: Entire Body: 75%: Death
Weakness: Colon Overuse: 5: Medium: Permanent
Strength of fist: 5
Strength of body: 2
Skull thickness: .25 in
Anti-Strength of body: -2
Weakness quotient: 8
Broken Nose Factor: 3
Immune System: 5
Rocket Brain: 2
Yeti Munch: 2
Equipment:
Small Gravity Field Generator
47 Pinecones
Large Small-horse
85474 Moneez
Name:John Harper
Gender:Male
Race:Zombie
Class:Sorrow knight
Skill trees:
Aura of despair:
(0/5)Run!
(0/5)Give up.
Reign of depression:
(3/5)Wipe out
(0/5)farewell to arms
Shield of hopelessness:
(0/5)Breaking hope
(0/5)Shatter
Waitlist
Name: Flaarglequeegen Mer Bunkaufszhanid
Sex: Been there, done that.
Race: Ran every one evr, earning a rank of Squeegle-Magister
Class: Incredibly Suave Man Who Wears Incredibly Fine Clothes And Drinks Incredibly Fine Whiskey As He Slaughters His Foes In An Incredibly Gentlemanly And Fine Way (ISMWWIFCADIFWAHHIAIGAFW)
Wepin: A Moste Fine Sabre Of Golde And Adamantaniume
Bullshite Powerese: Suave. PURE. UNADULTERATED. CARAMEL COATED. SUAVE.
Voice: Like a mixture of Morgan Freeman, butter, bacon, Tim Curry, and everything awsome-voicey.
Needs: Nothing else. He gonna charm the HELL out of everything ever.
Backup Thing: Unleash Horrible Abomination Pet
Name: Unfilis Disperk
Race: Klhorbat
Class: The only one Klhorbats can really do effectively, of course; Urban Ballistimancer.
Age: Non applicable, as a Klhorbat
Sex: Teirvek(I find the stat modifiers and special ability pretty useful)
Stats:
Exhaustion Points: 107(Seriously, that's what I rolled)
Drive Points: 64
Discipline: 6(meh)
Health Rating: 10F(kinda crappy, I know)
Hand-Eye Coordination: 86 and two thirds
Mental Agility: 72
Arm Power: 35
Leg Speed: 154(AHAHAHA I'm a fucking cheetah, right?)
Steel-Force: 12(WOOT!)
City-Speak: Good, verging on Quite Good
That's all the ones that will ever really come up, since I chose the Matter Over Mind and Grit Your Teeth perks. I also get an extra one for having rolled less than a 53 in Gregariousness, so I'm wanting to use some of this homebrew material, here's the link: CLICK ME MOTHAFUCKA it lets me use my Steel-Force in place of Discipline for Blammed! tests. If not, I'll just get Underdog Champion.
Equipment: 18 kuilis, a ballistirod, and the default rock-lizard helmet with some Heavy Metal Costume which I spent just about everything on. It gives me some awesome bonuses.
Name:Flaming Jim
Race-Class: Flammable-Man Bad Luck Magnet
Age-genderical locationalic line: Age 24, male, I do not even know anymore.
Time Travel Capable?: Only to bad days.
Abilities in possession: As a flammable-man, Flaming Jim ignites when within five yards of any fire causing object, or potentially fire causing object.
As a Bad Luck Magnet, Flaming Jim has acquired several active bad-luck abilities, and passive ability: "Bad Luck: Just really bad luck, I mean wow." as well as several other passive bad luck abilities.
Has obtained ability to turn watermelons into pencils.
Notable Possessions: Constant Aurora of fire (caused by racial+class abilities)
Half-working fire extinguisher (melting)
Flaming apple
Personal Bodily Ability Levels:
Luck reduced to -666
FLAMINGNESS maxed to 9999999999
Speed at 56
Historical Knowledge:
Jim has not known much but being set on fire, his whole life, from the flammable planet of Oiruya. He's got (almost) used to the fiery horrible pain by now, and searches the cosmos for something to PUT HIM OUT GOD.
Name: Wickerdock the Weird
Age: Claims "Unknowable", driver's license shows 29
Sex: Not as much as he'd like Male
Home Base: A 500x500x145 gap between dimensions
Class: Trickster (prefers to be called a Whut-o-mancer): Prefers dialogue and practical jokes to actual fighting. Has innate bonuses to the Humor skill, but it usually only affects him.
Race: Fox Demon: Looks like a fox, talks like a somewhat-sane person
Alignment: Inconsistency
Major Skills: Teleportation, Alteration, Subjugation Totally Harmless Psychic Powers
Minor Skills: Fricken' Laser Beams, Cybernetics, Cuteness
Anti-Skills: Melee Combat, Riddleology (the study of riddles), Piloting
Feat: Improved Plot-Significance Sense
Malus: Anti-Particle Allergy
Equipment: (Neck Slot) Simple Leather Collar. A tag with "WW" is attached.
Inventory: Whatever fits into his home base.
Bio: A wily creature that claims to always tell the truth, though this is in fact a lie. Delights in pretending to be a "spirit guide" and leading foolish young adventures on totally pointless quests. Hates spoil-sports.
The Glorious Dead
NAME: Albrecht Facefister
RACE REGISTRAR: Moon Man (75%)/Fire Genie (25%)
BIRTH CERTIFICATE (AGE/SEX/LOCATION FORMAT): Fifty, A Lot, Forty-second Unidentified Upper Atmosphere Orbital Object
CLASS BLOCK:
Headsmasher (Base Class) (80%) - Albrecht has trained hard in the ways of a Headsmasher. He has many hotkeyed abilities for inverting his foes' prefrontal cortexes. When he is not punching faces, he can use his class' passive Food Puncher abilities to fist-slam ingredients into the shape of instantaneous delicious meal.
Literal Genie (Prestige Class) (20%) - When not punching faces, Albrecht uses the skills from his Genie-exclusive Literal Genie class to grant wishes. He can grant a wish once a day to anyone of his pleasing, and it will always, always turn out poorly somehow. He never grants these to himself, luckily.
SPIRITBONDED ARMAMENT:
-ONE Enormous glaive adorned with the rock-solidified tears of Albrecht's victims
-FIVE Awful-smelling health potions
-ONE dirtied leather torsogear
-ONE horrifyingly gender-inappropriate robeskirt (like a skirt but robe!)
-TWO deadly bunny slippers (painstakingly crafted from dead deadly bunnies)
STATISTICAL STACK:
-SURVIVABILITY allocated to 321
-ANGERAGE allocated to 42
-WISDOMAGICALITY allocated to -36
-PERSUASUAVENESS allocated to 1
DEMOGRAPHICAL INFORMATIONS:
Albrecht was originally a simple Moon Man (and maybe a little Fire Genie) from the Forty-second Unidentified Upper Atmosphere Orbital Object. He has pale, vein-laden skin and a permanent frown. If Albrecht were to ever smile, he would immediately lose his Headsmasher Powers. He- you know what? Enough with the appearance, just imagine Street Fighter's Akuma and Voldemort had a baby. Yes, like that.
Bored of not having faces to smash on the FSUUAOO, Albrecht manually crash-landed on the Planet Wot This Game Probably Takes Place On several years ago. He has since been engaged in sidequests, loot-grinding and his Main Quest: rescue the Manly Damsel What Lives in a Tower Located Somewhere Extremely Manly. Albrecht has not yet found this "Somewhere Extremely Manly," so a couple days ago he started to look into adventuring parties to help him out...
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