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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Hats off to the Hat!
« Reply #900 on: March 02, 2013, 01:04:18 am »

Why do you guys suddenly suck at killing each other?
Because I have a -6 penalty to all dexterity checks which come up surprisingly often dammit why didn't I get a magic weapon
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Hats off to the Hat!
« Reply #901 on: March 02, 2013, 01:26:18 am »

Why do you guys suddenly suck at killing each other?
Because I have a -6 penalty to all dexterity checks which come up surprisingly often dammit why didn't I get a magic weapon

I don't think you CAN get one now, unless someone gives it to you. No one has low enough dex for
you to hit them, even if you roll a 6 and they roll a 1. Even if you do hit them you probably wont do
any damage with your -3 strength. You my friend, are what we call boned.

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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Hats off to the Hat!
« Reply #902 on: March 02, 2013, 01:43:14 am »

Why do you guys suddenly suck at killing each other?
Because I have a -6 penalty to all dexterity checks which come up surprisingly often dammit why didn't I get a magic weapon

I don't think you CAN get one now, unless someone gives it to you. No one has low enough dex for
you to hit them, even if you roll a 6 and they roll a 1. Even if you do hit them you probably wont do
any damage with your -3 strength. You my friend, are what we call boned.
However, I will almost certainly not die due to my tankiness. And eventually I'll kill someone, just by pure luck. And then the world is fucked.
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Hats off to the Hat!
« Reply #903 on: March 02, 2013, 02:35:15 am »

Why do you guys suddenly suck at killing each other?
Because I have a -6 penalty to all dexterity checks which come up surprisingly often dammit why didn't I get a magic weapon

I don't think you CAN get one now, unless someone gives it to you. No one has low enough dex for
you to hit them, even if you roll a 6 and they roll a 1. Even if you do hit them you probably wont do
any damage with your -3 strength. You my friend, are what we call boned.
However, I will almost certainly not die due to my tankiness. And eventually I'll kill someone, just by pure luck. And then the world is fucked.

Unless someone uses a weapon on you that makes you roll for badassery, instead of endurance.

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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Hats off to the Hat!
« Reply #904 on: March 02, 2013, 02:37:17 am »

If.
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Hats off to the Hat!
« Reply #905 on: March 02, 2013, 02:41:15 am »

You know Lilia absorbed some of the powers of Sven and Alana... so I wouldn't be surprised she has a turn-stuff-into-mercury-on-touch power from the trumpet. And that needed a badassery roll to resist.
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Come On, Die Already!
« Reply #906 on: March 02, 2013, 02:54:59 pm »

"Aaaaw, The beauty of combat, bones breaking, blood flying, men screaming for mercy. It fills The Rocks
manly heart with joy. You truly honor The Rock with your skill Min Max, there aren't many men who could
last this long against The Rock. The Rock was beginning to think that The Rock and Badassitude where
the last warriors left in this universe. But sadly, we must fight each other. Its in our nature Min Max,
you know this. It can't be avoided. But if we must do battle, it will be the greatest battle this world
has ever known! Come at The Rock Min Max, not as a man, but a warrior."

Lets make the gods themselves fear our names!

Sing the Badass Rocks theme song as The Rock charges at Min Max, trying to make a killing
blow with the horseshoe.

"What's going on?"
"A man fight."
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
"No, I won't hurt you! You're nice!"
"Uhm, actually it's a life or death situation, duh. I have to kill him, doofus."
"Can we get this over with already?"
"YES! CHAAAAARGE!"
With that, he spurs his bug forwards for a final attack, aiming to destroy The Rock once and for all while this plays in the background.
(Rock dex: 6+5)
(Minmax dex: 6+6)

(Minmax dex: 2+6)
(Ant dex: 5-1)
(Rock dex: 6+5)

(Rock dex: 3+5)
(Minmax dex: 6+6)
(Ant dex: 2-1)
(Rock str: 5+1)
(Ant end: 2)

The two warriors charge at each other at top speed, and both of their songs begin to play at once. Minmax is the first to strike, swinging his spiked warhammer like a croquet mallet from atop his ant, but The Rock nimbly rolls out of the way of both the hammer and the disoriented insect before gripping the horseshoe like a set of brass knuckles and leaping into the fray. His fist goes straight through the ant's cephalothorax, but Minmax backflips off of his steed before the blow can connect with him, landing lightly on his feet as the music stops and birds fly from the trees, breaking the silence.

"Well he didn't try to kill us... so I'll take that as a yes. Let's go help him out shall we?" Lucky say to Lilia while fixing his new hat to be a bit more comfortable. He walks toward where the fighting is going on and tells Lilia to attack the slow guy that seems to want a hug.

Walk toward the battle a little ways (but not too close) and tell Lilia to go attack Grubson. Focus on dodging any attacks aimed at me.
Wells, better than nothings.
Offer Lilia a hug.
Once properly hugged, shield myself from Badassitude with her many legs. 

Aim for Grubson, not focusing on speed, but rather on his neck and slice it open. (Max attack Str)
(Lilia dex: 4+2)
(Grubson dex: 6-6)
(Badassitude dex: 6+1)

(Badassitude dex: 1+1-4)
(Grubson dex: 4-6)

(Lilia dex: 1+2)
(Grubson dex: 1-6)
(Lilia str: 3+6)
(Grubson end: 1+6)

As Grubson lumbers towards Lucky and Lilia, Badassitude rushes out to meet him, swinging his scythe like the madman that he is. As the weapon laughs, its blue-steel blade arcs through the air and... misses? Yes, somehow in Badassitude's fervor to attack, he completely missed his target, who didn't even move to get out of the way. Even Grubson stands amazed at what happened, until he spots Lilia flying towards him on her new wings. He tries to crouch beneath her attack, but realizes too late that he's too slow as hundreds of legs crash into his head with the force of a small car. He tries to remain standing against the storm of blows, but one final kick from Lilia knocks him unconscious, sending him toppling to the ground.

"A gun? I think I can do that. Just give me a second." Giordano's tentacles weave themselves together, forming a long canon-shaped barrel, mounted on four slithering tentacles. "This good enough?"
"Well, I prefer a gun that can't talk back to me. I've had...poor experiences in the past with such things, let's leave it at that. Though I suppose shouldn't let bad experiences in the past interfere with current relationships."

Vodka Watermelon does her eye-laser thing.

"Woah, watch where yer shooting those things, ma'am."

Suddenly, the sound of combat breaks out to the south(?) of their location.

"Sounds like there's a ruckus starting. We'd better go investigate. C'mon, Giordano."

Kordos picks up Giordano and runs toward the combat zone, ready to shoot at anyone who attacks him.

Well, Giordano doesn't say anything, seeing as he's been turned to steel. And he's far too heavy to be pushed, let alone picked up like a regular pistol. At least the combat in the south seems to have died down.

Oh my god I'm sorry people I just tried to kill please don't hurt me I'll make it up to you somehow I promise!
"Yes! I'll join up with you and Mittens, I think... I don't see why not, and since people might try and stab me over that incident, I need all the help I can get.

Hide behind things. Try and avoid eye-contact with everyone.

You run off into the tall grass and hide there, where none of your eyes can pick up on anyone.

"I'm gonna mesh wit' Mittensh an' hish cool portal-thingysh."

Have Mittensh open a portal, then toss rocks into it. Inspect rocks after they pass through the portals.
(Mittensh affinity: 5+2)

Mittensh opens up a large gap in front of you, and you toss a few rocks into it, where they keep falling, picking up speed indefinitely as if in a vacuum. Then the portal closes, trapping the rocks in the void. Looks like you'll need another portal fro them to exit through.

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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Come On, Die Already!
« Reply #907 on: March 02, 2013, 03:04:15 pm »

"Considering that up to this point I have never failed as much as that attack, I think it would be best to kill you before something else happens."
Scythe Grubson in the face, also release the rat on his bawls because why not. D:
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Come On, Die Already!
« Reply #908 on: March 02, 2013, 03:08:51 pm »

Those songs actually sound pretty good together.
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Come On, Die Already!
« Reply #909 on: March 02, 2013, 03:17:06 pm »

((+6 END, meet +6 STR)) ((Btw, I feel like a pokemon trainer... except with lolis instead of pokemon. lol I'm a Loli trainer who want to become the Loli Master and catch 'em all! Man that sounds kinda wrong lol. Anywho here's to hoping Grubson's death net's me a new loli!))

"Woo! Go Lilia!" Lucky cheers on Lilia after her attack on the slow guy. Lucky realizes Lilia was right about this being better then magic. She's a lot stronger and faster now. Though still doesn't change she's a mutant freak now... it's gonna take Lucky a real long time to get past Lilia's "Legwings".

Have Lilia continue her attack on Grubson. Switch to 'Counter Plan' if anybody attacks me. ((You do know what I'm talking about right? Just wanna be sure so if somebody does attack me, nothing happens.))
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Come On, Die Already!
« Reply #910 on: March 02, 2013, 03:23:55 pm »

Spoiler: Tall grass (click to show/hide)
Stand up so that at least a few of my eyes are trained on one of the fights going on around me. If they look like they're getting closer, LASER EVERYTHING!

Come on, Mittensh. Think with portals!
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« Reply #911 on: March 02, 2013, 03:28:46 pm »

Spoiler: Tall grass (click to show/hide)
Stand up so that at least a few of my eyes are trained on one of the fights going on around me. If they look like they're getting closer, LASER EVERYTHING!

Come on, Mittensh. Think with portals!
Damnit stop stealin' my pink words! Get your own color! Or use your own color!
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Come On, Die Already!
« Reply #912 on: March 02, 2013, 03:51:20 pm »

Kordos calls out to Vodka. "Ma'am, I just want to let you know I mean no ill will toward you for changing my tentacled monster into a cannon. I would appreciate if you could try to turn him back or at least into a smaller gun, but I'm not making any demands. Meanwhile, I'm be off in search of a more portable means of defense."

Kordos then heads off in a direction that doesn't approach Vodka Watermelon in search of either sticks that could be make into spears or rocks that could be thrown to do a lot of damage.
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« Reply #913 on: March 02, 2013, 04:35:32 pm »

Kordos calls out to Vodka. "Ma'am, I just want to let you know I mean no ill will toward you for changing my tentacled monster into a cannon. I would appreciate if you could try to turn him back or at least into a smaller gun, but I'm not making any demands. Meanwhile, I'm be off in search of a more portable means of defense."

Kordos then heads off in a direction that doesn't approach Vodka Watermelon in search of either sticks that could be make into spears or rocks that could be thrown to do a lot of damage.

Whoops.
"Ah, but... I don't exactly know if I can... thank you for being understanding, though... I'll see what I can do...
Focus one eye on the gun, think "smaller" and laser it.
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Come On, Die Already!
« Reply #914 on: March 02, 2013, 05:21:25 pm »

Buhwha? Damn I'm hungry.
Eat Lilia, then burp in Badassitude's general direction.
Scratch ass, engage flatulence. Yawn, stretch, and accidentally step on the rat.
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