Build up political power, hold a mass for the riot, steal forsaken1111's Small potential portal to Hell
[1] You lose your senatorial seat. [2] The Riot is as good at concentration as its name suggests. [4] Hey, you didn't fail at everything! And I can finally take him off the list!
Run away from the magnificent feline, feed it the bible.
You float from the lion before remembering that the lion, as implied, bit your head off. It also ate the Bible, so one less thing to worry about.
I thought I got a +1? No matter.
Same as before.
[6+1] You succeed so awesomely that you explode, destroying your whole church and most of your followers. Big lawsuits ensue.
Get out of debt.
Improve converts authority following
Obtain several years if MREs for carrier.
Once again if all previous actions are completely succsessful, sail carrier to middle of pacific ocean.
[2] Nope. [2] Nope again. [5] Success, and cheap, too,
Convert and gene-splice more followers from conquered city. Use some of the cash to better equip followers and have them conquer rest of city in the name of Atlantis(have THIS song playing in the background). Pillage get "donations" from people in city.
[5] You convert the gene-spliced folks. [5-1] You convert your treasure back into cash and equip your followers with spearguns and shark-proof chainmailey stuff. [2] They don't make any further gains.
>TOUT SELF AS A MARTYR DUE TO JAIL TIME, MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT HOW AM SUFFERING FOR CAUSE
>FASHION SHANK OUT OF SHOELACES OR SOMETHING
[5] You are considered a modern MLK. [5] Despite inventing the Shoelank, a shank made from shoelaces, a cockroach, and some other stuff which will remain confidential.
TAKE OVER COUNTRY! INSUIATE MYSELF AS AN ANCESTOR OF GOD-EMPRAH! GLORY TO HIS EVERLASTING LEGIONS!
[4] You declare a coup; as the entire government has been reelected at least twice, no one is paying enough attention to argue. [1] You claim to be the God-Emperor's ancestor, until he comes up to you on live TV and disagrees.
TAKE OVER COUNTRY! INSUIATE MYSELF AS AN ANCESTOR OF GOD-EMPRAH! GLORY TO HIS EVERLASTING LEGIONS!
DO THIS. BUT DO IT TO WHATEVER CITY I'M IN. NOT THE COUNTRY.
[6] You take over the country with your charisma!
get out of debt. if necessary by telling all your minions to join the CCS and killing yourself.
[1] You are in debt. [4] My minions march to the CCS and [0v7] all die. You're all my minions, I guess.
Thanks to Aseaheru's poor grasp of grammar, ALL PROPHETS ARE DEAD!
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