BEST. OVERSHOOT. EVER.
I dunno, he kinda destroyed his whole church...
RENAME COUNTRY TO URISTIA. MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO NOT WORSHIP A RELIGION NOT BEING SPREAD BY ONE OF THE PROPHETS.[/i][/b]
[3] You settle for the Uristia States of Aweminidae. [4] Most people are already worshipping one of those religions (geez, check statuses every once in a while), but the rest convert rather than break the law. [3] You'll be taking a -1 to rolls until you respawn, as your underlings aren't as good at this stuff/willing to follow your will as you are.
APOLOGIVE TO GOD EMPRAH AND MAKE HIM HEAD VICE PREZ UNTIL HE GETS OVER THAT "BEING-CONFINED-TO-THE-GOLDEN-THORNE" THING! ORDER ARMY TO WIPE OUT ALL OTHER CULTS! MAKE MORE SPHESS MARHEENS!
He's not confined to the Throne yet. He is, however, VP, [4] and he accepts your apology. Despite being dead. Must be how Corai's church took over. [6] Your cult is so efficient at carrying out your every will that any successes will be overshots! Until you respawn so as not to destroy everything.
Obtain elephant. Perform vague second step. Then dominate the world despite being dead. Twice.
[6] Elephant donated by a rival cult! It rampages through the church, killing and destroying! God, it's like Boatmurdered all over again! [2] Your church can barely function without you--some orders may be ignored, and all will have a -1.
Recruit demons, recruit normal people too
run a phone in thing for money
[2] No demons are interested. [4] People are, though. [1] You run a thing where people can call a toll-free number to get...money...ARGH! Destroy the phone lines! [5] Your church functions better without a live prophet. No +1, though.
Resurrect with different identity.
Acquire money.
[6] You resurrect as a very different identity--a little frog in Washington. This kinda prevents you from getting funds. As you've assumed a new identity, your "church" goes on without you.
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