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[Onyxjew944]

Ooooh!

A war over religion! How delightfully fresh and unique!

Something something Crusades and the entire history of the nation of Israel aside, with sixes factored in, I see both sides committing suicide before the day is out.

[Corai]

RAISE THE ARMY! INVADE CORAI'S CITY COUNTRY. PASS LAW MAKING ALL RELIGIONS BESIDES MY OWN ILLEGAL! REVIVE!

Fixed. I have the US.

BE GOOD PERSON. IMPROVE QUALITY OF LIFE TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE ME.

SEND MARINES(Or if I don't control the army, a zerg rush of fanatical right-wingers) TO DEAL WITH MCCLAY.

Assets: U.S.

[mcclay]

FUUUUUUUUUU- BEFORE I REVIVE TAKE BACK CONTROL OF THE COUNTRY AND KILL CORAI!

[Aseaheru]

comeback to life somewhere far far away, dissolve CCCS, remake it.

help coari.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Grow into five foot tall humanoid. I.e. If covered in cloak, could pass for human.

[6] You are a five-foot-tall toad-thing. [3] You can pass for a deformed human.

[5] Your church functions better without a live prophet. No +1, though.

I dead? I thought I rose after the whole zombie thing.

Maybe. Who cares.

anyway spread my religion across the water to Europe

do a talk show

[4] Religion spread to the UK. [5] Talk show better than Oprah.

Cone back to life.
Get out if debt.
Improve athority following of converts.

[1] You get caught by a big tantacley thing. It eats your soul...[4] $3,000 raised. [2] Those seamen are just so stubborn. [6] Faithful overfanatical in your absence (+3).

Possess elephant, remake my cult into The Fabulous Worshippers of Pachydermius, Slayer of Infidels! See who wants to mess with me then.

[4] Elephant possessed! [1] They attack the heathen elephant, as the Fabulous Worshippers of Pachydermius are illegal.

RAISE THE ARMY! INVADE CORAI'S CITY. PASS LAW MAKING ALL RELIGIONS BESIDES MY OWN ILLEGAL! REVIVE!

[1] Your space marine--pretty much your entire army--gets taken down in one shot. The sniper promptly gets a medal and your followers disperse. Corai's congressmen outnumber yours greatly.

Ooooh!

A war over religion! How delightfully fresh and unique!

Something something Crusades and the entire history of the nation of Israel aside, with sixes factored in, I see both sides committing suicide before the day is out.

Veeery clever...

SEND MARINES(Or if I don't control the army, a zerg rush of fanatical right-wingers) TO DEAL WITH MCCLAY.[/i][/b]

You send in the marines, no roll required, but mcclay's army surrenders and converts! Lazy outnumbered pizza-eating surrender monkeys...

comeback to life somewhere far far away, dissolve CCCS, remake it.

help coari.

[5] You come back to life as a half-cat wallceilingcrawler! [3] New CCCS made. Corai offered help.

[Aseaheru]

moar moneys. play the song.

[Yoink]

WAS IN PRISON, AM NOT DEAD

>PRACTICE MIRACLE SKILLS (I.E SLEIGHT OF HAND) WHILST SERVING SENTENCE

>CONVERT FELLOW PRISONERS

>SHANK ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME FUNNY

>DON'T DROP THE SOAP

[scapheap]

Increase follows in the uk

get a talk show named The Riot Hour

make an action movie

[Harry Baldman]

Kill cultists until they bow down before me! Found the Marvelous Supplicants of Elephants from the remains.

[Corai]

Slowly make laws to promote my religion and discredit Mcclay's.

Send military to attack his metal boxes, under the guise of a attack on a terrorist organization. Massacre his followers.

[Onyxjew944]

Begin church obsessed with obesity, Chosen of Big Mac. Acquire followers.

[Tavik Toth]

Come back to life as real messiah.
Improve followers cooperativeness.

[GreatWyrmGold]

moar moneys. play the song.

[4] More monies. Including Euros. [1] People hate you again.

WAS IN PRISON, AM NOT DEAD

>PRACTICE MIRACLE SKILLS (I.E SLEIGHT OF HAND) WHILST SERVING SENTENCE

>CONVERT FELLOW PRISONERS

>SHANK ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME FUNNY

>DON'T DROP THE SOAP

[4] Miracles practiced. [4] Prisoners converted. [5] Shanked one guy, everyone respects you. [1] Soap dropped.

Increase follows in the uk

get a talk show named The Riot Hour

make an action movie

[4] Check. [2] Nope. [3] It sucks.

Kill cultists until they bow down before me! Found the Marvelous Supplicants of Elephants from the remains.

[4] You only kill some of them before you relent. Marvelous Supplicants of Elephants formed.

Slowly make laws to promote my religion and discredit Mcclay's.

Send military to attack his metal boxes, under the guise of a attack on a terrorist organization. Massacre his followers.

[6] You do. This increases interest in mcclay's religion. [2] The metal boxes are experts at not being found. [5] Followers massacred. PR disaster...better fix it before the next election...

Begin church obsessed with obesity, Chosen of Big Mac. Acquire followers.

[1] You found a church obsessed with thinness. [2] No followers acquired--it sounds like too much work.

Come back to life as real messiah.
Improve followers cooperativeness.

[0] Nope. You're a little, normal child born on the aircraft carrier. [5-1] Finally.

[Onyxjew944]

Rename church as Followers of Index.
Break into Rehab clinic and acquire followers.
Make money.
Acquire building.

[scapheap]

make some of my followers spread the word and get more followers

spread religion to japan (and china)