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HUNT DOWN THE GUY THAT KILLED MY BROTHER AND KILL HIM.
PROCEED TO DO CHARITY TO GAIN FOLLOWERS.
[6] Guy messily splattered all over the police station. [3] It attracts a couple followers...and the police.
Bribe the CCS leaders and make them serve me. Kick recruitment into high gear.
[2] You don't offer health insurance. [6] Recruitment kicked into high gear. There's not enough people to deal with all of the wannabe recruits. Some of them tantrum, a la DF, which of course reduces the number recruited further...
LEAD ARMY AGIANST GOVERMENT! HAVE FOLLOWERS ROUSE THE POPULANCE! SPACEMARINE SHOULD GO ATTACK WHITE HOUSE! THROW METAL BAWKES AT GOVRMENT TO INDUCE TATICAL MANUVER "STEHIL REHIN!"
[5] Fourteen warriors march at an army a million times their size. Amazingly, only 11 die. [6] People sing your praises but see you as too much of an awesome war-hero guy to help. [4] You reach DC, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and throw the metal boxes at the governmental buildings. This decapitates the US and causes rejoicing across the States.
>ATTAIN OFFICIAL LEGAL STATUS AS A CHARITY ORGANIZATION
>SOLICIT DONATIONS
[2] You can't answer question 3, or 2 if you don't count "How are you today?" [6] You get donations anyway. 10% are counterfeit, though, meaning that you gave the bank $1,000 of fake money. This prompts fines of $4,000 and jail time.
run better ads
go into the street and recruit more people
change name back to righteous riot
[1] The ads keep getting worse. [1] This drives off LOTS of people. [2] Those that remain feel that the Latin gives them class. (IIRC, it pretty much means, "The Righteous Riot," it's just Latin.))
Come back to life.
Go to office anyway.
Raise even more money.
Convert more people.
[4] You ressurect yourself. [3] You find a map. [4] $1,000 raised. [2] No one converts. Maybe the ghost woulda helped?...
Convert scuba divers. Have scuba divers clone me(without the gills). Have clone fast-grown, then mind-transfer to clone. Do the rest of my last action(gather people on beach, raise church, etc.)
[5] SCUBA divers converted as hearty recruits and ministers. [4v6] Your gilledness is holy to them.
Hire a Man of Science to splice both the worlds of science and religion, as well as Man and feline.
[1] He shoves your head and a Bible into a lion and calls it a day. The lion is hungry...
1) run adds
2)get more money
3) LEAGLY buy the place back
4) convert more people
5) train them
6) have those who know things teach them
7) kidnap those who dislike the CCS or the CCCS.
convert those people.
[5] You run ads, netting $2,500. The bank, impressed by your ability, [6] offers you $100,000 if you'll shout ads for them for the rest of your life. You don't think this sounds good, but they make an offer--same thing, but without the choice or the $100,000...
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