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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

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BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED

11 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 55

[Aseaheru]

realize the futility of all this and build a nice asylum for the world.

[Spinal_Taper]

And then planning for a family reunion took up all mah time.

[da_nang]

>HAVE BATTLE TANK TRANSFORM INTO FLYING BATTLE TANK
>FLY TO WORK, BLASTING PASSERSBY IN THE PROCESS WITH MAIN CANNON

[Spinal_Taper]

>Work is Rome International, and since all roads lead to rome, walking on any road should lead me to work!
 >Accelerate in the direction of work at 4 miles a turn.

(2) YOUR MISUNDERSTANDING OF PROVERBS PROVES YOU WRONG!

PERMANENTLY ENSLAVE DRAGON TO MY MIND
RIDE MY NEW THRALL TO WORK

(6) THE DRAGON LIVES ONLY TO PLEASE YOU, AND YOU BECOME A MALE CASSANDRA.

GO TO WORK
WORK IN THIS CASE BEING A HIRED ASSASSIN
TARGETS ARE GWG AND PERSUS13
THEY DIE IN HORRIBLE AGONY
AND HAVE TO RESPAWN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE

(6vs6) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wks1GrqTFo IMAGINE THIS. BUT YOU'RE RYU, AND GWG IS ASURA. OH, AND IT ENDS WITH YOU BEING (6vs4) DISTRACED BY PERSUS, AND YOU GO KILL HIM INSTEAD.

Turn around and head back towards work.

(6) YOU SPIN OUT AS YOU TURN, SENDING YOU FLYING INTO A CLIFFSIDE.

Make game.
Be at work, because this is my new work.

Why does misko have a copyright or something on gravity?
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?

(6) YOU MAKE THE GAME, FOCUSING SO MUCH ON IT, YOU FORGET TO EAT, FORGET TO SLEEP. YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE LOOKS AT YOU, CLEARLY WORRIED. NOPE YOU DON'T WIN.

work for anyone. thus i win, as somehow i have quit work but am still going to it...

(6) YOU WORK FOR A PIMP. YOU NEVER WIN WHEN YOU'RE A PROSTITUTE. UNLESS THE GOAL OF THE GAME IS PROSTITUTION, OF COURSE.

Take money from other players for assassinations. Kill Xantalos again.

(2vs4) XANTALOS KILLS YOU. AGAIN.

TRACK DOWN NINJA AND DO HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THINGS TO HIM.

(4) "I'm gonna be Hokag-EEEEE!!"

PROVE MYSELF INNOCENT, AND ASK IF THE OFFICERS CAN DRIVE ME HOME.

(3) YOUR INNOCENT LIKE HOW MICHEAL JACKSON IS INNOCENT. (4) THEY DRIVE YOU BACK TO YOUR HOUSE, AND IT'S NOT TO PLACE YOU UNDER HOUSE ARREST!

DRIVE TO WORK. BIG PIMPIN.

(6) THE TIME POLICE ARE HATERS, SO THEY ARREST YOU FOR BEING TOO LARGE.

So, can I just join in? If so...
>Leave car, search for horse to ride to work, be generally glorious while doing so.

(5) YOU RIDE A HORSE, AS OPPOSED TO BUILDING A TELEPORTER, HIJACKING A HELICOPTER, SUMMONING A DRAGON. ALRIGHTY.

"Lets go."

Fly away. I'm on a fucking world eating dragon, after all. Work is no longer a priority.


And I wouldn't say luck... Alduin DID eat me once.

(6) YOU FLY AWAY. ALDUIN SAYS HE'S GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN, AND HE HOPES YOU DON'T MIND COMING ALONG.

CREATE NEW COMPANY.
THEN HIRE ALL PLAYERS.
OWN ALL BUILDINGS.

(5) YOU CREATE A NEW COMPANY WHICH FILLS THE NICHE OF GENOCIDE QUITE WELL.

>Throw him to Alduin anyway.
>Summon TARDIS.
>Arrive at work 1 hour ago in TARDIS.

(3) YOU CAN'T LIFT HIM, SO YOU INNEFECTIVELY PUSH HIM. (1) THE TARDIS DROPS ONTO YOUR HEAD. THEN THE DOCTOR COMES OUT.

realize the futility of all this and build a nice asylum for the world.

(2) YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY!

>HAVE BATTLE TANK TRANSFORM INTO FLYING BATTLE TANK
>FLY TO WORK, BLASTING PASSERSBY IN THE PROCESS WITH MAIN CANNON

(1) IT TRANSFORMS INTO A FLYING WRECK WHEN THE COPS FIRE AN RPG INTO IT.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 17 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 21 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 15

[Corai]

LEAVE MENTALLY SCARRED NINJA ON SIDEWALK, TELLING HIM NEVER TO TOUCH ME AGAIN. KICK HIM IN BALLS AND MOVE ON TO FIND MORE NINJAS TO SCAR.

[Vorthon]

Scavenge warp drive from wreckage of car. Install it in my shoes.

[Persus13]

Respawn as a primordial being filled with the urge to kill players who the Gm is angry at.

Kill Xantalos.

[SomeStupidGuy]

>Continue to ride horse(which is now known as 'Federico, Eater of Souls') to work, making sure to trample as many pedestrians/other players as possible.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Um.
Interesting analogy.
Not sure what to think about being a white-haired guy with rocks for arms and red skin...I think I won, but I didn't watch the video very far.

Get food, water, etc. Comfort employee. Split work and continue. Make AI excellent, but have varying levels.

[misko27]

>Assualt Police car. Kill people in side.
>Joyride time!

[Xantalos]

BORROW A HOVERSUIT/HOVERBOOTS FROM M. BISON
FLY TO WORK
CONTEMPTUOUSLY BITCHSLAP PERSUS13 OUT OF HIS BODY
THEN EAT HIS SOUL
WITH KETCHUP

[Onyxjew944]

RIDE MY DRAGON TO WORK

[Greenstarfanatic]

>OPEN BEER. DRINK BEER. WATCH TV.

[Tavik Toth]

MAKE COMPANY NEW WORKPLACE.

[da_nang]

>EMERGE FROM BURNING WRECKAGE WIELDING A MINIGUN AND GRENADE LAUNCHER
>GO ALL TERMINATOR ON THE POLICE