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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 161450 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #240 on: December 08, 2012, 10:59:22 pm »

Fuck it. Go home, have beer, watch...whatever.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #241 on: December 09, 2012, 06:55:48 am »

 FORM RIVAL COMPANY.

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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #242 on: December 09, 2012, 07:02:22 am »

SLIDE OUT OF DRAGON'S STOMACH
RE-TAME IT
CONTINUE RIDING
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #243 on: December 09, 2012, 05:05:22 pm »

Keep heading home.
Discuss the next game we'll design.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #244 on: December 09, 2012, 06:15:32 pm »

OHCRAP
LOAD CATS INTO RAILGUN
FIRE CAT TSUNAMI AT GWG THROUGH RAILGUN
THEN NUKE HIM
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK SET UP FAKE CONSTRUCTION WORK TO DELAY HIM
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #245 on: December 10, 2012, 04:27:34 am »

>MAKE CAR INTO TIE FIGHTER
>FLY IT TO WORK
>WORSHIP HASTUR
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #246 on: December 10, 2012, 07:14:41 pm »

GO TO WORK.
(1) A NINJA CREEPS UP BEHIND YOU, THEN CUTS YOUR THROAT, SWEARING HE WILL BECOME HOKAGE.
Press buttons at random until warp drive is activated.
(6) YOU TRIGGER WARP DRIVE, AND FLY TOWARDS YOUR WORK. THEN YOU FLY BY IT.
>Sue His ass for violoation of copyright infringement or something. Perhaps the RTD copyright protection act. Get his speed and trade-mark beep and compensation.
>SPEED.
(5) YOU'VE GOT MONEY NAOW. YOU COULD DO A BUILDING OF COCAINE, IF YOU WANTED. YOU FEEL WINNING POWER!
Continue to work killing Xantalos

take payments form other palyers to kill people
(6vs1) YOU PULL OUT YOUR SCOPED RPG LAUNCHER LAUNCHER SMG AND FIRE AT XANTALOS, WHO IS CONSUMED IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION.
>Restore Internal organs.
>Throw gangster to Alduin.
>Summon TARDIS
>Go to workplace using TARDIS.
(4) FINALLY, YOU FIX YOUR INNARDS. (2) THEN YOU SPRAIN YOUR BACK TRYING TO LIFT TCM. LIKELY ALL OF THOSE CHAINS. DAMN. THAT'S A LOT OF GOLD.
Look at the large workplace... Then at the dragon. Sigh, and go back to Alduin.

"Eh... Lets just torch the place, my love. Then we can go wherever you want."
(5) YOU GET BACK UPON ALDUIN. THE LOSER AURA DECREASES.
Win. RIGHT NOW.
(4) YOU WIN YOUR GAME OF PARCHEESI.
Fuck it. Go home, have beer, watch...whatever.
(2) THE COPS ARREST YOU FOR MOLESTATION OF AN UNKNOWN ENTITY.
FORM RIVAL COMPANY.


(6) YOU DO SO, AND ARE CRUSHED. NOW YOU AREN'T ONLY JOBLESS, BUT IN THE RED.
SLIDE OUT OF DRAGON'S STOMACH
RE-TAME IT
CONTINUE RIDING

(3) YOU GET IT UNDER CONTROL. BARELY.
Keep heading home.
Discuss the next game we'll design.

(5) YOU AND HER HEAD BACK TO YOUR PLACE. SHE'S IMPRESSED BY YOUR DECORATING, AND TAKES A SEAT ON AN EASY CHAIR BEFORE VOCALIZING HER IDEAS. AURA CONTINUES TO BUILD.(4) IT'S AN RTS. VAGUELY INSPIRED BY THE AGE OF EMPIRES SERIES.
OHCRAP
LOAD CATS INTO RAILGUN
FIRE CAT TSUNAMI AT GWG THROUGH RAILGUN
THEN NUKE HIM
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK SET UP FAKE CONSTRUCTION WORK TO DELAY HIM

(2) THE CATS JAM THE RAILGUN WITH ADORABLE ALONE. (1) THE CAT WORKFORCE MAKES A UNION, WHICH GETS YOU ARRESTED FOR INHUMANE TREATMENT OF ANIMALS.
>MAKE CAR INTO TIE FIGHTER
>FLY IT TO WORK
>WORSHIP HASTUR

(3) OH GOD THE AIR TRAFFIC.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 15 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS:7.5
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #247 on: December 10, 2012, 07:21:02 pm »

>Work is Rome International, and since all roads lead to rome, walking on any road should lead me to work!
 >Accelerate in the direction of work at 4 miles a turn.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2012, 11:02:45 pm by misko27 »
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #248 on: December 10, 2012, 07:24:15 pm »

PERMANENTLY ENSLAVE DRAGON TO MY MIND
RIDE MY NEW THRALL TO WORK
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #249 on: December 10, 2012, 07:25:34 pm »

GO TO WORK
WORK IN THIS CASE BEING A HIRED ASSASSIN
TARGETS ARE GWG AND PERSUS13
THEY DIE IN HORRIBLE AGONY
AND HAVE TO RESPAWN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #250 on: December 10, 2012, 07:29:01 pm »

Turn around and head back towards work.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #251 on: December 10, 2012, 08:13:30 pm »

Make game.
Be at work, because this is my new work.


Why does misko have a copyright or something on gravity?
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
« Last Edit: December 10, 2012, 11:02:21 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #252 on: December 10, 2012, 08:30:17 pm »

work for anyone. thus i win, as somehow i have quit work but am still going to it...
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #253 on: December 10, 2012, 08:42:48 pm »

Take money from other players for assassinations. Kill Xantalos again.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #254 on: December 10, 2012, 08:43:26 pm »

TRACK DOWN NINJA AND DO HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THINGS TO HIM.
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