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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
- 44 (80%)
BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 161804 times)

Spinal_Taper

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YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« on: November 23, 2012, 01:56:06 am »
God, it's incredibly boring on the way to work.
WHAT DO YOU DO TO PASS THE TIME?
« Last Edit: February 23, 2013, 09:04:14 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2012, 02:02:23 am »
>CRANK UP THE SUB-WOOFERS

EDIT: THIS SONG
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Slayerhero90

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2012, 02:04:26 am »
>SHOOT DRIVER IN FRONT OF YOU WITH FUNCTIONING STEEL CROSSBOW AND SHARP SLADE CROSSBOW BOLTS.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2012, 02:09:26 am »
JUMP OUT OF CAR AND RUN WHILE DUEL WIELDING MINI-UZIS SHOOTING EVERYTHING.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2012, 02:10:20 am »
JEEZ, GUYS

ROAD RAGE MUCH?

>TURN MUSIC UP LOADER TO DRONE OUT SOUNDS OF DEATH

>DUCK
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2012, 02:13:29 am »
Turn car into dragon. Take flight.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2012, 02:16:38 am »
DO A PAINTING WITH THE GHOST OF BOB ROSS
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2012, 02:18:04 am »
Quote from: Yoink on November 23, 2012, 02:02:23 am
>CRANK UP THE SUB-WOOFERS

EDIT: THIS SONG
(3) YOUR CAR STEREO, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A HALF FUNCTIONING PHONOGRAPH, STARTS PUMPNG 'ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS' IN THE MIDSUMMER HEAD
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on November 23, 2012, 02:04:26 am
>SHOOT DRIVER IN FRONT OF YOU WITH FUNCTIONING STEEL CROSSBOW AND SHARP SLADE CROSSBOW BOLTS.
(5) YOU FIRE A FEW BOLTS INTO THE GUY AHEAD OF YOU, EACH SMASHING INTO THE EXACT SAME POINT ON HIS HEAD.
Quote from: Corai on November 23, 2012, 02:09:26 am
JUMP OUT OF CAR AND RUN WHILE DUEL WIELDING MINI-UZIS SHOOTING EVERYTHING.
(4) YOU LEAP FROM YOUR CARS, WHIP OUT YOUR GUNS, THEN START GUNNING DOWN PEOPLE AT RANDOM.
Quote from: Cassandra on November 23, 2012, 02:13:29 am
Turn car into dragon. Take flight.
(2) YOU PRESS THE DRAGON BUTTON ON THE DASH, BUT IT DOESN'T DO WHAT YOU EXPECTED. MAYBE THE SALESMAN CONNED YOU?
Quote from: Xantalos on November 23, 2012, 02:16:38 am
DO A PAINTING WITH THE GHOST OF BOB ROSS
(1) THE GHOSTBUSTERS APPEAR AND TAKE BOTH YOU AND ROSS' GHOST BACK TO HEADQUARTERS WITHIN ONE GHOST TRAP. AWKWARD.

DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:10 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:10 miles
CASSANDRA: 10 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 02:19:11 am »
Fix dragon button, then turn car into dragon. Flight!
« Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 02:21:58 am by Cassandra »
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2012, 02:19:57 am »
PAINT SOME HAPPY LITTLE TREESTREES THAT GROW AND BUST THE CONTAINER OPEN
FLY TO WORK
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Yoink

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2012, 02:21:08 am »
>FLOOR IT

>RUN DOWN GUN-WIELDING PSYCHOPATH ON WAY TO WORK

>SHOUT AT BYSTANDERS TO CALL AN AMBULANCE

ALSO >WATCH AS MADMAN'S DUAL-WIELDING ATTEMPT DRASTICALLY DECREASES HIS ACCURACY (GIVES -2 TO HIS ROLLS)
« Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 02:25:58 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

tryrar

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2012, 02:21:56 am »
Fire up the teleportation device in the backseat and input coordinates of workplace
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Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on August 30, 2012, 10:33:35 pm
This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
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No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

Slayerhero90

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 02:22:02 am »
If resulting roll is 2: Drive back home.

If resulting roll is 1: Die in a freak accident

If 3: Get out of car and walk to work.

If 4: Drive over dead guy's car.

If 5: Drive to work.

If 6: Become God.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2012, 02:22:25 am »
RUN TO WORK WHILE SHOOTING AT PURSUING POLICE OFFICERS.

UPGRADE AKIMBO MINI-UZIS TO MP40.



Quote from: Yoink on November 23, 2012, 02:21:08 am
>FLOOR IT

>RUN DOWN GUN-WIELDING PSYCHOPATH ON WAY TO WORK

>SHOUT AT BYSTANDERS TO CALL AN AMBULANCE

SHOOT AT.
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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Parsely

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2012, 02:29:12 am »
FIND BULLDOZER. ADD FLAMETHROWERS. OWN THE TRAFFIC.
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