GO TO WORK.
(1) A NINJA CREEPS UP BEHIND YOU, THEN CUTS YOUR THROAT, SWEARING HE WILL BECOME HOKAGE.
Press buttons at random until warp drive is activated.
(6) YOU TRIGGER WARP DRIVE, AND FLY TOWARDS YOUR WORK. THEN YOU FLY BY IT.
>Sue His ass for violoation of copyright infringement or something. Perhaps the RTD copyright protection act. Get his speed and trade-mark beep and compensation.
>SPEED.
(5) YOU'VE GOT MONEY NAOW. YOU COULD DO A BUILDING OF COCAINE, IF YOU WANTED. YOU FEEL WINNING POWER!
Continue to work killing Xantalos
take payments form other palyers to kill people
(6vs1) YOU PULL OUT YOUR SCOPED RPG LAUNCHER LAUNCHER SMG AND FIRE AT XANTALOS, WHO IS CONSUMED IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION.
>Restore Internal organs.
>Throw gangster to Alduin.
>Summon TARDIS
>Go to workplace using TARDIS.
(4) FINALLY, YOU FIX YOUR INNARDS. (2) THEN YOU SPRAIN YOUR BACK TRYING TO LIFT TCM. LIKELY ALL OF THOSE CHAINS. DAMN. THAT'S A LOT OF GOLD.
Look at the large workplace... Then at the dragon. Sigh, and go back to Alduin.
"Eh... Lets just torch the place, my love. Then we can go wherever you want."
(5) YOU GET BACK UPON ALDUIN. THE LOSER AURA DECREASES.
Win. RIGHT NOW.
(4) YOU WIN YOUR GAME OF PARCHEESI.
Fuck it. Go home, have beer, watch...whatever.
(2) THE COPS ARREST YOU FOR MOLESTATION OF AN UNKNOWN ENTITY.
FORM RIVAL COMPANY.
(6) YOU DO SO, AND ARE CRUSHED. NOW YOU AREN'T ONLY JOBLESS, BUT IN THE RED.
SLIDE OUT OF DRAGON'S STOMACH
RE-TAME IT
CONTINUE RIDING
(3) YOU GET IT UNDER CONTROL. BARELY.
Keep heading home.
Discuss the next game we'll design.
(5) YOU AND HER HEAD BACK TO YOUR PLACE. SHE'S IMPRESSED BY YOUR DECORATING, AND TAKES A SEAT ON AN EASY CHAIR BEFORE VOCALIZING HER IDEAS. AURA CONTINUES TO BUILD.(4) IT'S AN RTS. VAGUELY INSPIRED BY THE AGE OF EMPIRES SERIES.
OHCRAP
LOAD CATS INTO RAILGUN
FIRE CAT TSUNAMI AT GWG THROUGH RAILGUN
THEN NUKE HIM
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK SET UP FAKE CONSTRUCTION WORK TO DELAY HIM
(2) THE CATS JAM THE RAILGUN WITH ADORABLE ALONE. (1) THE CAT WORKFORCE MAKES A UNION, WHICH GETS YOU ARRESTED FOR INHUMANE TREATMENT OF ANIMALS.
>MAKE CAR INTO TIE FIGHTER
>FLY IT TO WORK
>WORSHIP HASTUR
(3) OH GOD THE AIR TRAFFIC.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 15 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS:7.5
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
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