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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 161451 times)

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #255 on: December 10, 2012, 09:34:06 pm »

PROVE MYSELF INNOCENT, AND ASK IF THE OFFICERS CAN DRIVE ME HOME.
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #256 on: December 10, 2012, 09:38:01 pm »

>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.

Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
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TCM

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #257 on: December 10, 2012, 09:38:54 pm »

DRIVE TO WORK. BIG PIMPIN.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #258 on: December 10, 2012, 09:44:05 pm »

>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.

Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.

Actually, I think if you end up at work, you lose. I mena, while Cassandra was at work, she had that loser aura.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #259 on: December 10, 2012, 09:45:16 pm »

>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.

Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.

Actually, I think if you end up at work, you lose. I mena, while Cassandra was at work, she had that loser aura.
Thing is, GreatWyrm now has a winner aura. Therefore, Imma kill him and loot it off his corpse.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #260 on: December 10, 2012, 10:23:12 pm »

>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.

Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
The "20 miles away" thing seems to be a continuity issue. I was fired, then started a new business.

Right, Spinal?
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #261 on: December 10, 2012, 10:46:53 pm »

>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.

Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
The "20 miles away" thing seems to be a continuity issue. I was fired, then started a new business.

Right, Spinal?
You're away from the major /only workplace until a few moments ago.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #262 on: December 10, 2012, 10:56:49 pm »

>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.

Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
The "20 miles away" thing seems to be a continuity issue. I was fired, then started a new business.

Right, Spinal?
You're away from the major /only workplace until a few moments ago.
I got fired and a price was put in my head!
I'm at work, wasn't that the goal?
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #263 on: December 10, 2012, 10:58:36 pm »

Hey GWG, since I'm not suing you anymore, could you stop counter-suing me then?
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SomeStupidGuy

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #264 on: December 10, 2012, 11:00:47 pm »

So, can I just join in? If so...
>Leave car, search for horse to ride to work, be generally glorious while doing so.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #265 on: December 10, 2012, 11:01:41 pm »

Hey GWG, since I'm not suing you anymore, could you stop counter-suing me then?
Sure.

So, can I just join in?
Sure.
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #266 on: December 10, 2012, 11:05:44 pm »

>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.

Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
The "20 miles away" thing seems to be a continuity issue. I was fired, then started a new business.

Right, Spinal?
You're away from the major /only workplace until a few moments ago.
I got fired and a price was put in my head!
I'm at work, wasn't that the goal?
He actually never said that it was. He said "You are stuck in traffic and late for work. What do you do?" He never said anything about getting to work being the goal. I'm just going home and having a beer. Because fuck it, BEER GOOD.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #267 on: December 10, 2012, 11:17:30 pm »

"Lets go."

Fly away. I'm on a fucking world eating dragon, after all. Work is no longer a priority.


And I wouldn't say luck... Alduin DID eat me once.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #268 on: December 11, 2012, 11:58:22 am »

CREATE NEW COMPANY.
THEN HIRE ALL PLAYERS.
OWN ALL BUILDINGS.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #269 on: December 11, 2012, 12:31:00 pm »

>Throw him to Alduin anyway.
>Summon TARDIS.
>Arrive at work 1 hour ago in TARDIS.
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