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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 162758 times)

Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #210 on: December 06, 2012, 09:08:24 pm »

>Murder homeless people, build Car from remains.
>Use their booze as NITRO!

GRAB MISKO BY EAR. DRAG HIM TO WORK.
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Parsely

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #211 on: December 06, 2012, 11:05:49 pm »

PUNCH XANTALOS IN HIS STUPID MOUTH. REACH INTO THE PLAYER DISTANCE STATISTICS ON THE NEXT POST AND ADD A FEW ZEROS ONTO EVERYONE'S VALUES.
« Last Edit: December 07, 2012, 08:36:39 am by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #212 on: December 06, 2012, 11:07:32 pm »

REACH INTO THE PLAYER DISTANCE STATISTICS ON THE NEXT POST AND ADD A FEW ZEROS ONTO EVERYONE'S VALUES.

THIS MANY?

000000000

YEAH, THAT MANY. DO THAT MANY.
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #213 on: December 06, 2012, 11:16:31 pm »

MISDIERCT GUNIN SO HE ONLY ADDS 000000000000000000000000000 TO HIS STAT
BE AT WORK
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #214 on: December 06, 2012, 11:31:25 pm »

Spawn with a warp drive-equipped car. Turn it on and go really fast to get to work.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #215 on: December 07, 2012, 10:04:17 am »

SWITCH TO METRIC

WARP START MOVING ALONG THE Q AXIS
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Greenstarfanatic

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #216 on: December 07, 2012, 11:21:04 am »

Summon Dragoon. Ride it to work!
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #217 on: December 07, 2012, 12:13:21 pm »

KILL EARTH ANYWAY![/b
ALSO STOP DESOLVING.
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da_nang

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #218 on: December 07, 2012, 05:30:43 pm »

>KILL MAIM BURN! BLOW THOSE CARS AWAY WITH MAIN BATTLE CANNON! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #219 on: December 07, 2012, 07:47:45 pm »

Pull myself together

skateboard to work

(3) YOU FALL ONTO A SKATEBOARD, A COLLECTION OF VARIOUS BODY PARTS. (1) THEN A CAR RUNS YOU OVER, CRUSHING YOUR BOARD AND FURTHER MAKING YOU INTO MUSH.
DRIVE IN MY ARMORED PIMP-MOBILE

SHOOT ROCKET AT THE TARDIS

(6vs3) YOU LEAP INTO YOUR PIMPMOBILE, RPG READY. AS SOON AS YOU PULL UP TO THE TARDIS, YOU OPEN FIRE. IT BLOWS TO PIECES AND FLIES OFF. AS IT FLIES, IT EXPANDS.
>Murder homeless people, build Car from remains.
>Use their booze as NITRO!
(3) YOU BUILD A HOMELESS HOTROD. IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'LL WORK TOO WELL. (4) YOU POUR BLOOD INTO IT, AND IT SHUDDERS TO LIFE.
>Go into the lobby.
>Summon the TARDIS.
>Go to work's lobby one hour ago using the TARDIS.
(2) YOU GO TO THE LOBBY AND GET SHOT BY OUR RESIDENT GANGSTER.
JUST SUMMON THE DAMN DRAGON
(5) WITH A FERAL GROWL, A DRAGON COMES TO LIFE IN FRONT OF YOU. IT GLARES FOR A MOMENT BEFORE BOWING ITS HEAD, ACCEPTING YOU AS ITS MASTER.
Wait, why wasn't I this fast before I was leaving?

Besides, even if I wasn't right, I got fired. How else can I get to work?...Hm...

Start an independent video games company online. Hire myself as CEO and Head Programmer. Start working.

There!
(5) YOU START AN INDEPENDANT COMPANY AND BEGIN MAKING MONEY, AS WELL AS GAINING FANS. SOMEONE COMES TO YOU. IT'S A GIRL, AN EXPIRIENCED PROGRAMMED LOOKING FOR A JOB. YOU FEEL A SLIGHT AMOUNT OF WINNING POWER FROM HER.
((Either someone changed positions with you, or you like going home more than going to work.))
Switch places with Xantalos.
(3vs2) YOU MOVE SLIGHTLY CLOSER TO XANTALOS. HE'S PULLED SLIGHTLY BACKWARDS.
arrive at a different work.
(2) NOPE. YOU STAND STILL.
Keep flying, now that he's been medicated.
(5) YOU FLY ON, ARRIVING AT WORK. YOU MAKE A LANDING IN FRONT OF THE MASSIVE COMPOUND.
>Murder homeless people, build Car from remains.
>Use their booze as NITRO!

GRAB MISKO BY EAR. DRAG HIM TO WORK.
(4) YOU SNATCH MISKO AND START DRAGGING HIM TO WORK.
PUNCH XANTALOS IN HIS STUPID MOUTH. REACH INTO THE PLAYER DISTANCE STATISTICS ON THE NEXT POST AND ADD A FEW ZEROS ONTO EVERYONE'S VALUES.
(1) YOU PUNCH HIM. THE GRABOIDS GRAB YOU TOO.
MISDIERCT GUNIN SO HE ONLY ADDS 000000000000000000000000000 TO HIS STAT
BE AT WORK

(6) YOU'RE AT WORK, THEN REALIZE THE TYRANNY OF YOUR WORKPLACE, AND HEAD BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
Spawn with a warp drive-equipped car. Turn it on and go really fast to get to work.
(2) YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PILOT IT. (1)YOU STILL CAN'T DRIVE IT.
SWITCH TO METRIC

WARP START MOVING ALONG THE Q AXIS

(6) YOU MOVE ACROSS THE Q AXIS, FINDING YOURSELF IN ANOTHER QUARBELLECK.
Summon Dragoon. Ride it to work!
(2) YOU SUMMON A MOUNTED FIGHTER. YEAH, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU RIDING HIM.
KILL EARTH ANYWAY![/b
ALSO STOP DESOLVING.
(1) WHEN THE GM'S A DICK, THE EARTH KILLS YOU!
>KILL MAIM BURN! BLOW THOSE CARS AWAY WITH MAIN BATTLE CANNON! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
(3) YOU DESTROY THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU. DESTROY! THEN YOU'RE BEHIND ANOTHER, BIGGER TANK.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:5 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 18 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 8 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 3 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
GREENSTAR: 20?
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #220 on: December 07, 2012, 07:52:54 pm »

>Pull the bullet out with my mind.
>Heal wound.
>Throw gangster to Alduin.
>Summon TARDIS
>Go to workplace using TARDIS.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #221 on: December 07, 2012, 07:57:17 pm »

RIDE MY MAGNIFICENT DRAGON TO WORK
IF I GET THERE, BURN THE SHITHOLE DOWN
I'M A DRAGON-TAMER NOW
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #222 on: December 07, 2012, 07:59:08 pm »

"Beep-beep!"
>BE ROAD-RUNNER FAST. TO WORK I GO!
>KEEP ON LOOK OUT FOR SILLY COYOTES.
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Aseaheru

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #223 on: December 07, 2012, 08:16:13 pm »

Arrive at proper work, work, quit and rename this Thread "You are falling. Please try to land without death."
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #224 on: December 07, 2012, 08:33:20 pm »

Hire girl.

At this point, what do I need to do to get to "work," since I'm self-employed? If I need to make an office for myself,

Head home. Turn house into impromptu corporate HQ.
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