Summon Tidal Wave
RRRRRRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEE THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(2) YOU HEAD TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BATHROOM AND RUN THE TUB UNTIL IT FLOODS.NOW JUST TO WAIT A LITTLE LONGER.
Convince Chuck norris it was Corai who challenged him.
Teleport to work. Preferabl work on the other side of the globe as chuck norris.
(2)YOU TRY AND PULL A GOKU AND INSTANTLY TRANSMIT TO WORK. YOU AREN'T A SAIYAN, SO IT DOESN'T WORK AS WELL.(3v4) CHUCK GRABS YOU AND THROWS YOU INTO THE WALL.
Convince Chuck norris it was Corai who challenged him.
Teleport to work. Preferabl work on the other side of the globe as chuck norris.
Wear a "I did not, he is a liar" T-shirt.
Carry Misko to work. Use him as a shield if I must, though.
(3) YOU SNATCH MISKO UP FROM HIS GIRLFRIENDS PLACE, PUT HIM ON YOUR SHOLDERS AND START WALKING TOWARDS WORK, THOUGHT SLOWLY. HE'S A HEAVY GUY. OR YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE.
FORGET ORGANS
REBUILD ABDOMEN WITH CYBERNETICS
SUMMON DRAGON MOUNT
(6) YOU FORGET THEM, AS WITH THE LOCATION OF YOUR WORKPLACE. (1) YOU STUFF TIN CANS INTO THE GAPING GUT HOLE. IT DOESN'T WORK.
Switch with someone(GWG) just before landing.
(6) YOU LAND WITH ALL OF YOUR OLD MOMENTMUM. HE LANDS WITH HIS OLD MOMENTEMUM. SPLAT!
arrive at work.
(4) YOU ARRIVE AT THE WORK OF XANTALOS. IN OTHEWORDS, YOU'RE WITH A MAN WHO'S DRESSING IN AN UNDERSIZED SPANDEX SUIT.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
GWG: 4 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
Wait a minute. If I switched locations with GreatWyrmGold, then wouldn't I be 4 miles away and he would be 20 miles away?
>Respawn within the elevator at work.
>Teleport to important meeting within the building.
(3)NOT WHILE THE DICE SAY THAT. (5) YOU RESPAW IN THE ELEVATOR OF A RELATIVELY CLOSE BUILDING.
Hey, I win! Sweet!
Go home.
Seriously, the goal was to be the first to be at work. I was at work whilst teleconferencing. Ergo, I won.
(3) YOU START HEADING HOME.
From what do you deduce your conclusion, sir?
REFORM FREEWAY AROUND VAN. DRIVE VAN METAPHYSICALLY TOWARDS WORK. NOTIFY CARL SAGAN OF PRETTY COLORS.
(2) YOUR VAN IS TRAPPED BY THE FREEWAY AROUND IT!
Climb out. Help him stabalize, and keep flying.
(5) YOU START POURING MEDS DOWN HIS THROAT. GOOD THING HE'S SO BIG.
Hitch a ride on the Tardis so I arrive to work yesterday!
(2) NOT ALL POLICE BOOTHES ARE TARDISES, IT SEEMS. OR WHATEVER THE PLURAL FOR THAT IS. TARDII?
DESTROY EARTH FROM INSIDE.
(2) YOU'RE BUSY DISSOLVING.
Summon graboids from Tremors
Ride to work
(1) THE GRABOIDS GRAB YOU, OR WHATEVER THEY DO.
>BUST OUT OF HOSPITAL, OR WHEREVER THE HELL I CURRENTLY AM
>SUMMON BATTLE TANK AND BLAST MY WAY TO WORK
(5) YOU PULL A KOOL-AID AND SMASH THROUGH THE WALL OF THE HOSPITAL. (3) THEN YOU LEAP ONTO A TANK AND START DRIVING. GODDAMN TRAFFIC.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:7 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 18 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 8 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 7 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 7.5
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
GREENSTAR: 20?
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