>Pull the bullet out with my mind.
>Heal wound.
>Throw gangster to Alduin.
>Summon TARDIS
>Go to workplace using TARDIS.
(6) YOU PULL OUT THE BULLET. AS WELL AS MOST OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS.
RIDE MY MAGNIFICENT DRAGON TO WORK
IF I GET THERE, BURN THE SHITHOLE DOWN
I'M A DRAGON-TAMER NOW
(1) THE DRAGON SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT YOU'RE A FRACTION OF ITS SIZE, AND QUITE TASTY. THEN, YOU ARE DINNER.
"Beep-beep!"
>BE ROAD-RUNNER FAST. TO WORK I GO!
>KEEP ON LOOK OUT FOR SILLY COYOTES.
(1) UPON SAYING "BEEP BEEP", ROADRUNNERS GANGSTER LAWYERS APPEAR, THEN RIDDLE YOU WITH BULLETS.
Arrive at proper work, work, quit and rename this Thread "You are falling. Please try to land without death."
(3,1) YOU CONTINUE HEADING TOWARDS WORK. THEN, YOU TRY TO MENTALLY WORK FROM YOUR LOCATION. YOUR HEAD ASPLODE.
Hire girl.
At this point, what do I need to do to get to "work," since I'm self-employed? If I need to make an office for myself,
Head home. Turn house into impromptu corporate HQ.
(2) YOU START HEADING HOME WITH THE GIRL. SHE STEALS GLANCES AT YOU, OCCASIONALLY. THE AURA OF WINNING GROWS.
SPEED OFF
BLAST ANY HONKY TRYING TO FADE ME
(1) YOU SPEED OFF, HITTING 88 MILES AN HOUR. WHERE'D THE FLUX CAPASITOR COME FROM, YOU THINK FOR A MOMENT. THEN, YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS. YOU'RE DRIVING INSIDE AN ABANDONED CITY. ABOVE YOU, A METAL ORB IS FALLING.
SUMMON CAT TSUNAMI
SURF THE CAT TSUNAMI TO WORK
TOO AWESOME TO FAIL
(4) YOU SUMMON THE CAT TSUNAMI, AND IT STARTS MAKING UP AMUSING PICTURES INVOLVING ITSELF AND CAPTIONS. (2) YOU LEAP ONTO THE TSUNAMI, AND START SINKING THROUGH IT ONTO THE GROUND. THE CATS FLOW AROUND YOU.
Go to work... killing Xantalos.
(5, 4vs5) YOU START DRIVING AWAY, TAKING A FEW POTSHOTS AT XANTALOS, WHO LEANS OUT OF THE WAY.
Figure out how to make my warp-car work
(3) YOU FIGURED OUT THE LATTE DISPENSER PRETTY FAST.
Walk inside the workplace, talking to Alduin.
"We're here... And next time, try not to eat me? Still not quite sure how to feel about that...."
(4) YOU WALK INSIDE, AND AS YOU WALK AWAY FROM ALDUIN, YOU FEEL AN AURA OF LOSER INCREASING.
KEEP ON TRYING TO DESTORY EARTH NO MATTER WHAT.
(1) YOU FIRE A REVOLVER INTO THE GROUND. AND BY GROUND I MEAN YOUR FOOT. AND BY YOUR FOOT, I MEAN YOUR FACE.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS:7.5
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:5 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 18 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
GREENSTAR: 20?
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