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Peterbo

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4275 on: March 12, 2019, 11:41:09 am »
Tell the Punchline first.

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« Reply #4276 on: March 12, 2019, 06:58:45 pm »
Related joke:

Bartender asks, "What'll you have?"

A tachyon walks into a bar.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4277 on: March 12, 2019, 07:58:47 pm »
"Ahh yes, the Sisters of Battle... Or as I like to call them; The Pretty Gritty Itty-Bitty Titty Committee, led by Mother Superior Firepower."
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« Reply #4278 on: March 12, 2019, 09:08:07 pm »
Something about that sentence is familiar, but I can't quite tell what or where I would have heard any of it
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« Reply #4279 on: March 15, 2019, 07:53:32 am »
My wife sued for divorce because she said I couldn't get an erection..

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By the way, newbie here as well. Aside from being a video games enthusiast, I'm also a critter-lovin' guy. I live with my Pomeranian, Jim. Whenever I'm outdoors, I usually walk my dog in the park, though as a precaution, I'd fit him with one of those dog shock collars, as he tends to wander off most of the time. So, that's me. Have a nice day, everyone!
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Kagus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4280 on: March 16, 2019, 01:21:57 pm »
How can you tell if a snake is a misandrist?

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Quote from: scourge728 on March 12, 2019, 09:08:07 pm
Something about that sentence is familiar, but I can't quite tell what or where I would have heard any of it
Dunno man, maybe we've just had similar thoughts? Or maybe I heard it or something like it a long time ago, and have forgotten enough of it that I now think I'm the original creator? Hard to say.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4281 on: March 16, 2019, 01:26:31 pm »
I'm just going to post to watch this thread.
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« Reply #4282 on: March 17, 2019, 03:55:15 pm »
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« Reply #4283 on: March 17, 2019, 06:43:24 pm »
The nurse at the admissions desk kept misrecording each person's details in the patient database. Like where the blood-types should have been A Rh+, AB Rh-, etc, his inability to use a keyboard properly resulted in a whole lot of Type-Os!


(Edited to get rid of some clumsy phrasing. Though probably still worth the following groan¹...)

((¹ That's what she said!))
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4284 on: March 17, 2019, 06:47:35 pm »
Grooooooan.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4285 on: March 21, 2019, 03:26:50 pm »
What do you call it when a Hippopotamus amphibius rolls a natural 20 on an attack, right after announcing dice are useless?
A hippo-crit!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4286 on: March 24, 2019, 01:04:17 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4287 on: March 24, 2019, 02:22:26 pm »
Saw this one yesterday:

"This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the previous two put together."

(EDIT: I messed up the wording slightly. Fixed now.)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4288 on: March 29, 2019, 09:42:41 am »
Hey baby, are you a grill? 'Cause you're so hot, I wanna take your top off and put my sausage in you.
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« Reply #4289 on: March 29, 2019, 01:26:40 pm »
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