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[a1s]

What is the integral of f(x)= u'wu + uw'u + uwu' with respect to x?
uwu

not really, unless you meant linear fubctions of x, in which case it's
uwu + c

[methylatedspirit]

I mean, I'm taking this directly from the product rule for 3 functions, which will work for any functions in one variable.

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Let f(x)=uvw, where u, v and w are expressions in x, and u', v' and w' are their respective derivatives.
Then f'(x)= u'vw + uv'w + uvw'.

[Starver]

Spoiler: Topical to that, fresh out today: (click to show/hide)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Spoiler: Heard This Exceptionally Horrible Joke (click to show/hide)

Why is there so much hentai involving ugly bastards and shotas?

Japan had a Little Boy and a Fat Man were dropped on them.

[Adragis]

Spoiler: Heard This Exceptionally Horrible Joke (click to show/hide)

Why is there so much hentai involving ugly bastards and shotas?

A Little Boy and a Fat Man were dropped on them.

u h  o h  s p a g h e t t i  o

[Iduno]

One that needs to be spoken out loud:

What's the square root of 69?

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8 something.

[Egan_BW]

Congrats, you made me do an exasperated sigh out loud.

[Rolan7]

Spoiler: I had to look it up (click to show/hide)

I was guessing it was an eightsome thing.  Maybe it works on multiple levels

A wizard threw a fireball for 86 damage, but the fighter saved for half.  How much did he take?

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46

[Egan_BW]

Wait, is that actually how that- no, it can't possibly work that way. How would you deal with spells which throw an odd number of dice?

[Rolan7]

Haha, you're correct it doesn't.  Critical hits do double the number of dice, though, so I could have made a less terrible joke

[Iduno]

Congrats, you made me do an exasperated sigh out loud.

It's accurate as well as a stupid pun. Win-win.

[Kagus]

Why do we wear glasses on the fronts of our heads instead of the backs?

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Because hindsight is 20/20

[Dutrius]

Army loses tank. Last seen being painted with new camouflage.

[Starver]

I sent my DNA to a lab.

My cells ceased to function meaningfully, and they had to throw out the photographic developer fluids.

[Kagus]

Right, so, I managed to lay down this abomination in the real world, in a situation that made it that much worse... So I think I deserve extra points.

The Finnish bartender friend of mine has developed a sudden interest in chess, as she's effectively never played it before. I had about 9-10 games to my name at the time, so I clearly had the experience and mastery required to teach her the tricks of the trade.

Anyways, we were playing a game, and it was clear that I was in the winning stretch. I'd whittled down her side to the king and three pawns, while I still had my queen and two rooks. We'd also gotten onto the subject of horrible, cheesy jokes and pickup lines.

I surveyed the board, noted that nothing stood in the way of my strategy, and said "Right, yeah, there's that one where... What do you call a Czechoslovakian husband?"

She looks at me quizzically. Her friend does the same.

I move my queen into position.

"A Czech mate".