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itisnotlogical

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4290 on: April 05, 2019, 09:15:33 pm »
You know what they call Fortnite in Paris?

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« Reply #4291 on: April 11, 2019, 04:45:24 pm »
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« Reply #4292 on: April 16, 2019, 03:58:25 am »
I sincerely apologize for this filth, but I've been experiencing some serious aversion to dead baby jokes recently and I don't know how better to deal with that than by telling one.


What's harder than burying a dead baby?
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« Reply #4293 on: April 16, 2019, 04:09:30 am »
Well that was predictable.
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« Reply #4294 on: April 16, 2019, 05:30:43 am »
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« Reply #4295 on: April 16, 2019, 10:44:04 am »
It was ineditable
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4296 on: April 17, 2019, 06:01:22 am »
On this post is a poorly-crafted dick joke.  The dick joke is surrounded by posters.  The posters are frowning.  The artwork relates to the telling of the terrible dick joke of kagus in the early spring of 2019.
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« Reply #4297 on: April 17, 2019, 11:53:31 am »
Iduno felt nothing today after reading a dick joke.

Contributing: I considered getting into Fortnite, but don't have that kind of time.

Someone make an actual good joke out of that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4298 on: April 17, 2019, 12:08:39 pm »
I tried playing Fortnite, but stopped after two weeks.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4299 on: April 17, 2019, 01:24:58 pm »
I tried playing Fortnite, but the castle was too dark I couldn’t see anything.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4300 on: April 17, 2019, 03:02:07 pm »
I used to be a Fortnite player like you, but then I took an 'actual life' to the knee.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4301 on: April 17, 2019, 03:16:31 pm »
Whats a Fortnite?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4302 on: April 17, 2019, 03:16:57 pm »
About 2 weeks /everybody was going to walk into it
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4303 on: April 17, 2019, 03:20:11 pm »
Im seriously failing to get your castle/darkness jokes.


is it a moon joke?
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« Reply #4304 on: April 17, 2019, 03:22:33 pm »
I guess it’s in the right thread then.

It’s dark at night and a castle is a fort. Kinda.
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