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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3870 on: November 10, 2017, 11:40:52 am »
The river Wye is English?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3871 on: November 10, 2017, 05:12:03 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 10, 2017, 11:40:52 am
The river Wye is English?
Aye, since 1536. (Those saeson will steal a whole continent if you're not watching)
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« Reply #3872 on: November 12, 2017, 11:31:06 am »
Quote from: a1s on November 10, 2017, 05:12:03 pm
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 10, 2017, 11:40:52 am
The river Wye is English?
Aye, since 1536. (Those saeson will steal a whole continent if you're not watching)
Wyre you upset, you Idle Lune? Yes, Wear Went over there, in our Tern. Don' Axe me Ouse permission Witham, or Wych rights of Wey.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3873 on: November 12, 2017, 01:33:34 pm »
You need a slap for that.

Whether it's on the face or the back? I don't know.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3874 on: November 13, 2017, 06:02:47 pm »
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Quote from: Descan on November 09, 2017, 10:18:34 pm
why are the russians and italians talking to each other in english
Why do Sheb and I talk in English?
you're also not the head of an explicitly Russian and/or Italian criminal organiz-

wait

are you?
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« Reply #3875 on: November 13, 2017, 10:44:22 pm »
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« Reply #3876 on: November 14, 2017, 05:47:14 am »
What's the best argument against Pascal's Wager?

That churches need to be fitted with lightning rods.
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« Reply #3877 on: November 14, 2017, 07:19:23 pm »
Teacher: Timmy, please use the word 'European' in a sentence."

Tommy: "Hey man, turn that way! European on my shoes!"

Teacher: ?!?!?!
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« Reply #3878 on: November 15, 2017, 10:18:53 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3879 on: November 15, 2017, 02:08:26 pm »
That is a fat cat.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
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« Reply #3880 on: November 15, 2017, 06:33:42 pm »
Attributed to an uncle of mine[if he's being honest].

Q: How does the army deal with their soldiers gambling?
A: The confine them to their quarters.
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« Reply #3881 on: November 20, 2017, 07:48:18 am »
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« Reply #3882 on: November 20, 2017, 08:22:38 am »
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« Reply #3883 on: November 20, 2017, 02:35:46 pm »
A while ago:
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No? Good.
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« Reply #3884 on: November 20, 2017, 05:26:31 pm »
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