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[a1s]

Q: How does the army deal with their soldiers gambling?
A: The confine them to their quarters.

That joke is pretty horrible, but I have a worse one:

Spoiler: Where do the generals keep their armies? (click to show/hide)

Up their sleevies!

[Culise]

On that note, this one made me wince.

He, much like an onion, has layers.

Cakes have layers, too.

So do henhouses.

[kingawsume]

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Isn't that just shitposting?

[Starver]

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Isn't that just shitposting?

It's just the usual load of crap.

[Tawa]

What does a nomad from Mongolia and a teacher from Berlin have in common?

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They're both ger-men

[Ultimuh]

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Spoiler: how I reacted to that (it's a .Gif from imgur) (click to show/hide)

Fixed that for you

Classic.

[Sheb]

So a man from Barcelona is marrying. Before he go into the Church, his father gives him some advice.
"So, son, when you enter your home after the ceremony, you will carry your wife, because to be a Catalan is to be strong."
"I will dad."
"Then you will take a shower, because to be a Catalan, is to be clean."
"I will dad."
"And then, you will gently peck her on the cheek and sleep, because to be a Catalan is to be amourous".
"Wait? I'm not to make love to her?"
"No son, you will jerk off yourself, because to be a Catalan is to be autonomous and independent!"

[H4zardZ1]

I'm not sure if it's a good idea to use this server to post self-created memes, but whatever.

Spoiler: I'm bored, so i created a new chat "gay" weapon. (click to show/hide)

Actually, i didn't realize she points instead of holding the staff until i took a closer look. | On Discord, post this image and scroll the list of people there until you find your target.
Image source: 100% Orange Juice (Tomomo)

[Eric Blank]

What would you name a submarine crewed by the mentally challenged, quadraplegics, and comatose?

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a can of mixed vegetables

[Rolan7]

I came up with a headline for France's recent butter shortage.
"Making French Bread Without Real Butter isn't a Pain"

[kingawsume]

Old one I read somewhere years ago: 3 nuns are sitting on a bench when a man walks up and exposes himself to them. 2 of the nuns have a stroke.

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The third one couldn't reach.

[TD1]

The most terrible joke of all.

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Your life.

[hector13]

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

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One’s really heavy, the other a little lighter.

[Reelya]

Actually, i didn't realize she points instead of holding the staff until i took a closer look. | On Discord, post this image and scroll the list of people there until you find your target.

Uhh, how is she pointing? If she's holding the staff, then her finger cannot be in front of the staff and pointing, it would have to be wrapped around it from behind.

[Starver]

Actually, i didn't realize she points instead of holding the staff until i took a closer look. | On Discord, post this image and scroll the list of people there until you find your target.

Uhh, how is she pointing? If she's holding the staff, then her finger cannot be in front of the staff and pointing, it would have to be wrapped around it from behind.

I was thinking it was her thumb (round the nearside of the staff) as part of the grip with the mitten-like fingers (coming from around the rear) and confused with a small unknown fragment of near-skin-colour sleeve-lining, maybe. But I'm no expert on chibi-stylisation of manipulatory end-effectors, and you can't see much of the other hand to clear up the artistic intention.

(Still, it's a good re-meme. I can even suspend my own gut interpretation to accept the intended concept. Carry on!)