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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1170 on: October 20, 2014, 02:14:33 pm »
"I hope you fools have learned your lesson!" The evil sorcerer cackled as Ben collapsed, the sheer knowledge injected into him driving him insane. Jellena readied her axe, "I would like to axe you a question."

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Ben screamed as a stranger suddenly stabbed him in the guts. Jellena readied her axe, "Knife to meet you."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1171 on: October 20, 2014, 03:30:57 pm »
Ben gurgled, his throat pierced by the arrow of the ambushing bowgoblins. Jellena readied her axe, "This is no axe-ident."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1172 on: October 20, 2014, 03:43:31 pm »
THESE JOKES ARE SHIT

THEY"RE NOT EVEN TERRIBLE

JUST UNAPOLOGETICALLY SHIT
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1173 on: October 20, 2014, 03:44:06 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 20, 2014, 03:43:31 pm
THESE JOKES ARE SHIT

THEY"RE NOT EVEN TERRIBLE

JUST UNAPOLOGETICALLY SHIT
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1174 on: October 20, 2014, 04:00:12 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 20, 2014, 03:44:06 pm
Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 20, 2014, 03:43:31 pm
THESE JOKES ARE SHIT

THEY"RE NOT EVEN TERRIBLE

JUST UNAPOLOGETICALLY SHIT
The mountain rumbled as the avalanches came tumbling down. Jellena started running, "Oh schist!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1175 on: October 20, 2014, 05:06:53 pm »
The giant hurled a large stone, squishing Ben underneath. Jellena readied her axe, "I'm feeling boulder than usual."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1176 on: October 20, 2014, 05:08:57 pm »
His spine fragmented by the blow, his flail fell weakly from his hands with a somber finality.  'Thats what happens when you 'flail' about,' the captain said with a smirk.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1177 on: October 20, 2014, 07:54:15 pm »
This....

I hate you. All of you. With a fire, unending and hate-fueled. A passion, brighter than the sun. I hate you.

ALL OF YOU

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

HAAATE
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« Reply #1178 on: October 20, 2014, 07:59:26 pm »
Koss challenged Jellena to a duel, and decided to draw a banner to commemorate the event. Jellena shoots him in the back, "Looks like you drew too slow."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1179 on: October 20, 2014, 07:59:49 pm »
KOSS suddenly felt sick.  Clutching the handle of the pick, he fell over with a groan.  As he breathed his last, he heard, 'I guess he 'picked' the wrong fight, hunh?'


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« Reply #1180 on: October 20, 2014, 08:04:25 pm »
This is now the official Jellena thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1181 on: October 20, 2014, 08:09:24 pm »
Who's Jellena?

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With sigh of relief, Bob hefted the giant bell-hammer over his shoulder.  'I guess now they have a 'pounding headache'.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1182 on: October 20, 2014, 08:10:08 pm »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on October 20, 2014, 07:54:15 pm
This....

I hate you. All of you. With a fire, unending and hate-fueled. A passion, brighter than the sun. I hate you.

ALL OF YOU

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

HAAATE
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1183 on: October 20, 2014, 08:11:15 pm »
The wizard cackled as he chanted a spell. The gummy bears expanded to enormous size and moved towards the adventurers menacingly. Jellena readied her axe, "I don't have time for your sweet talk."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1184 on: October 20, 2014, 08:13:10 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on October 20, 2014, 08:10:08 pm
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on October 20, 2014, 07:54:15 pm
This....

I hate you. All of you. With a fire, unending and hate-fueled. A passion, brighter than the sun. I hate you.

ALL OF YOU

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE

HAAATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4

which reminds me.  I do want to read that book.
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