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[Worldmaster27]

"The magic tome flew across the room, slamming shut on Ben's head, crushing it. Jellena readied her axe, 'Well, that's one for the books.'"

[Orange Wizard]

"The magic tome flew across the room, slamming shut on Ben's head, crushing it. Jellena readied her axe, 'Well, that's one for the books.'"

What is that from? I want to find the author and stab him.

[hops]

What do you get if you cut a bread in zero-sized portions?

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NaaN

Dutchling's jokes are terrible because they're borderline whatever]-ist. That is terrible because it... is just inherently terrible.

My eyes started to water, so I think my subconscious is crying.

:>

[Gentlefish]

If Joss Whedon wore suits he'd be

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Joss Tweeden

[Yoink]

If Bruce Lee was a penis, he'd be Bruce D.

[aenri]

Just stumbled upon @AwfulFantasy. This stuff is golden.

Dat Jellena girl was made for this thread.

"The evil wizard chef trapped the heroes in a house made out of bread dough. Jellena readied her axe, 'We knead to get out of here.'"

"The jousting knight was about to charge Ben when the remaining heroes arrived. Jellena readied her axe, 'Looks like we're joust in time.'"

"The magic tome flew across the room, slamming shut on Ben's head, crushing it. Jellena readied her axe, 'Well, that's one for the books.'"

[DJ]

I want a whole book about Jellena.

[Draxis]

"After impaling Ben, the haunted bicycle turned hungrily to the remaining heroes. Jellena readied her axe, "Let's stop this vicious cycle.'"

"The darkness enveloped him like a letter being put in an envelope. And he was being mailed off to Deathtown, first class. Postage paid."

"'That is a fancy blade you carry,' he snarled. 'Can you use it?' Onis nodded, then chopped up the carrot and added it to the stew.

"The deep voice bounced off the walls of the large room. The echo was cold, evil and evenly distributed, like Socialism."

"It was a being from another dimension. It looked like what you might feel if you smelled your own thoughts burning. It was that abstract."

[My Name is Immaterial]

"'Class, wizards use the five elements in magic: Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart. No one uses Heart, so I wont bother teaching it.'"

"Tedras bolted awake. Turns out that everything that happened in the poorly reviewed book seven was just a dream!"

[The Darkling Wolf]

Doesn't it kind of defeat the point of the thread to just massquote from another site? I thought the idea was that we post our own terrible jokes.

[Arx]

In that case...

How do you find the area of a pentangle?

It's quite easy, you just ask the inhabiting demon.

[Helgoland]

Some triangles become square when they start living together.

[Gentlefish]

Here's my stab at a Jellena.

The giant squirrels fixed their beady eyes on the intruding adventurers and charged. Jellena readied her axe, "Let's get out of this nuthouse."

[timferius]

Here's my stab at a Jellena.

The giant squirrels fixed their beady eyes on the intruding adventurers and charged. Jellena readied her axe, "Let's get out of this nuthouse."

10/10 would pun again.

[Gentlefish]

The Dullahan on its horse rode over the hilltop, coming at the party. Jellena readied her axe, "Someone's about to lose their head."

The emperor had turned out to be a demon, and killed Ben after promising eternal suffering. Jellena readied her axe, "Your Devilishly good looks won't get you anywhere."