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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1185 on: October 20, 2014, 08:15:42 pm »
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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Did you hear about the two antennas that met on a roof, fell in love and got married?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1186 on: October 20, 2014, 08:16:32 pm »
The necromancer's loud chant echoed through the dungeon. Jellena readied her axe, "Stop that racket, you'll wake the dead."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1187 on: October 20, 2014, 08:39:41 pm »
Quote from: Baffler on October 20, 2014, 08:15:42 pm
Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1188 on: October 20, 2014, 09:01:15 pm »
I'm contemplating outright banning Jellena jokes. A few is okay, but... seriously?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1189 on: October 20, 2014, 09:04:32 pm »
Yeah, really.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1190 on: October 20, 2014, 09:07:28 pm »
Two Norse warships of the Descan fandom clashed into one another, fighting over who Descan looks cuter with. Jellena readied her axe, "This will be a shipping war for the ages."
Okay; I'll stop, at the very least. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1191 on: October 20, 2014, 09:15:10 pm »
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I was going to restrain myself from Dark Matter-ing you, but this is cliché enough for me that doing this counts as a terrible joke now.

Now for an actual awful joke.

What does a teacher who lives with his parents and hates his job tell his mom in the morning?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1192 on: October 21, 2014, 03:35:41 am »
There's a variation: "Mommy, I don't wanna go to school - all the teachers hate me, all the kids despise me, and I have no friends at all!" "But you have to - you're the headmaster!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1193 on: October 21, 2014, 09:07:19 am »
Ben's bones crumbled as the treant pounded him against the road. Jells a readied her axe, "I'm not afraid of yew."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1194 on: October 21, 2014, 02:34:44 pm »
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1195 on: October 21, 2014, 04:32:23 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1196 on: October 22, 2014, 12:20:26 pm »
Jokes!

Yeah, they're not mine. :v
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1197 on: October 23, 2014, 08:35:33 am »
Imgur is nothing but a giant circlejerk.

Fun for the first day or so though :).
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1198 on: October 23, 2014, 10:40:38 pm »
What type of pants does a mechanic wear?

Cargo pants.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1199 on: October 23, 2014, 11:14:50 pm »
What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield?
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