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[hops]

What do you get if you cut a bread in zero-sized portions?

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NaaN

[Orange Wizard]

What do you get if you cut a bread in zero-sized portions?

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NaaN

aaaaaauuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

[Tawa]

What do you get if you cut an orange slice, then throw out the slice, leaving you with the body of the orange?

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An orangle

[McDonald]

What do you get if you cut a bread in zero-sized portions?

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NaaN

*Facedesk*

By the way, my bot is now always ready to tell a joke! Go on reddit and make a comment containing "tell me a joke" somewhere!

[Octobomb]

By the way, my bot is now always ready to tell a joke! Go on reddit and make a comment containing "tell me a joke" somewhere!

For those interested

[Worldmaster27]

Heh, I saw one I had posted in there.

[Sheb]

I need to invent a terrible joke containing the words "tell me a joke".

[McDonald]

Heh, I saw one I had posted in there.

Which one?

[Worldmaster27]

"Why are orphans bad at baseball? They don't know where home is." iirc

[Dutchling]

Just stumbled upon @AwfulFantasy. This stuff is golden.

"The cultists stood in a circle, chanting in an ominous chorus. The new guy was way off-key so the demon they summoned was missing an arm."

"He returned home to find the soldiers killed his parents. And an owl ate his dog. And his grandma exploded. "Nothing is left for me here.'"

"'I am Jindo, the horse man,' he told them. Jindo the horse man was 0% horse, but he was like a horse in that he had sex with horses."

"Her lower body was chipmunk but her torso and head was human. 'I am a Chipmunkotaur,' she mumbled through a mouthful of acorns."

[McDonald]

"'They've taken Seer McRehnas prisoner!' he told her. Dread filled half of her bowels (the other half was already filled with turds)."

Why? Just why?

[scrdest]

"The Dwarves sat down for a game of Offices & Executives. Thimlo, playing as Ted the Lawyer, rolled a 9 to dial out with his +1 desk phone."

That's actually a pretty amusing little idea. Reminds me of Discworld's reverse-goth vampire teenagers.

[McDonald]

My bot is acting up. When I run it on my computer it works okay. When I upload and run it on a server (Heroku if that matters) it stops. Does anybody have any advice? Is my bot pulling off a terrible joke on me?

[Helgoland]

I need to invent a terrible joke containing the words "tell me a joke".

A priest, a preacher and a rabbi walk into a bar. The barman says: "So do you have an act, or do you want to just tell me a joke?"

[My Name is Immaterial]

Just stumbled upon @AwfulFantasy. This stuff is golden.

"Epilogue

If you, the readers, do not send me $1,000,000 in unmarked bills by Jan 1, I will kill off the main character of my book series."