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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #570 on: May 30, 2014, 01:57:53 am »

...Oh, damn it, I didn't even notice that last one until you pointed it out.
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« Reply #571 on: May 30, 2014, 11:46:20 am »

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Their reason? "We all walked to work; Till today we saved a dollar by doing so but now we are just saving half a dollar! Bring back the old fares!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #572 on: May 30, 2014, 01:24:27 pm »

^^^ He put 5 terrible jokes in that.
I only see five... :-\

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #573 on: May 30, 2014, 02:00:31 pm »

... That's good. Because there are only 5. 5 = five. Five jokes. Ah Ah Ah
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #574 on: May 30, 2014, 03:13:53 pm »

^^^ He put 5 terrible jokes in that.
I only see five... :-\
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« Reply #575 on: June 01, 2014, 06:56:49 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #576 on: June 01, 2014, 07:01:21 am »

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« Reply #577 on: June 01, 2014, 01:29:59 pm »

Eh, all my terrible jokes involve racism so PTWing instead ;v
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« Reply #578 on: June 01, 2014, 01:45:37 pm »

That was one of the better rap lines I heard (in German): Das gehört sich nicht, wie Baumwollpflücker. (That doesn't belong to itself/is naughty, like cotton pickers.)
Seriously, though, I think racist jokes are fair game - look back a few pages and you'll see Holocaust jokes the likes of which you've never seen!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #579 on: June 01, 2014, 02:45:11 pm »

You heard what the man with the beard said, we need racistic jokes!


What is long, black and little white girls are told to stay away from?
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« Reply #580 on: June 01, 2014, 02:46:21 pm »

Thought it was going to be a Slenderman joke. :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #581 on: June 01, 2014, 03:04:11 pm »

Why is the Jew poking in an ashtray?
Looking for relatives.

What's the difference between dough and a Jew?
Dough doesn't scream when in oven.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a black person?
Very efficient cotton gatherer.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #582 on: June 01, 2014, 03:16:31 pm »

Racist jokes go!

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N: "Chapaev" [A film about Russian civil war]
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R: But why?
N: I like the motto said by main character
N: "Just wait until we finish off all the whites, Pet'ka, then we'll live much better" [actual quote]
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« Reply #583 on: June 01, 2014, 04:25:17 pm »

How do you keep an Amish woman happy?

Two Mennonite.
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« Reply #584 on: June 01, 2014, 04:57:16 pm »

Back to the racist jokes!

And english man, a welsh man, and a nigerian man have all recently had babies with their wives, who share their respective nationalities.

The doctor approaches the three, very flustered, and explains extremely politely that the was a terrible mix-up, and that they had completely lost track of which mother gave birth to which baby.

The three fathers were quite understandably irate, and after much bickering, it was decided that they would go into the room one at a time, and take whichever baby they guessed was theirs.

The english man went into the room first, and came out carrying what was quite clearly the nigerian man's baby. The nigerian man noticed this, and voiced his objection, to which the english man replied "You're right, but one of the other two is welsh, and I'm not taking any chances."
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