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[SeriousConcentrate]

...Oh, damn it, I didn't even notice that last one until you pointed it out.

[ComputerWarrior]

In a community of cheapskates, the municipality decided to reduce bus fares to encourage more people to ride the bus to work. Not a day passed and a protest was staged by most members of that community.

Their reason? "We all walked to work; Till today we saved a dollar by doing so but now we are just saving half a dollar! Bring back the old fares!"

[Gamerlord]

^^^ He put 5 terrible jokes in that.

I only see five...

[Descan]

... That's good. Because there are only 5. 5 = five. Five jokes. _{Ah Ah Ah}

[pisskop]

^^^ He put 5 terrible jokes in that.

I only see five...

Aye.  Yes.  I made a joke in the joke thread.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: Inspired by discussion in the Sad Thread (click to show/hide)

Take off her topology, undo her algebra, and maybe if you're lucky you'll get some analysis.

[hops]

What do you call a photon that smokes weed?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A highlight

[Haspen]

Eh, all my terrible jokes involve racism so PTWing instead ;v

[Helgoland]

That was one of the better rap lines I heard (in German): Das gehört sich nicht, wie Baumwollpflücker. (That doesn't belong to itself/is naughty, like cotton pickers.)
Seriously, though, I think racist jokes are fair game - look back a few pages and you'll see Holocaust jokes the likes of which you've never seen!

[Mr. Strange]

You heard what the man with the beard said, we need racistic jokes!


What is long, black and little white girls are told to stay away from?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The unemployment line.

We need more jokes about white people here...

[SeriousConcentrate]

Thought it was going to be a Slenderman joke.

[Haspen]

Why is the Jew poking in an ashtray?
Looking for relatives.

What's the difference between dough and a Jew?
Dough doesn't scream when in oven.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a black person?
Very efficient cotton gatherer.

_{dunno if sorry or not}

[Comrade P.]

Racist jokes go!

Black man (N) is interviewed by a reporter (R) [and my comments]:
R: What's your favourite non-american movie?
N: "Chapaev" [A film about Russian civil war]
R: ...
R: But why?
N: I like the motto said by main character
N: "Just wait until we finish off all the whites, Pet'ka, then we'll live much better" [actual quote]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually "whites" should be referred to monarchist forces but black man doesn't care.

[RedWick]

How do you keep an Amish woman happy?

Two Mennonite.

[ed boy]

Back to the racist jokes!

And english man, a welsh man, and a nigerian man have all recently had babies with their wives, who share their respective nationalities.

The doctor approaches the three, very flustered, and explains extremely politely that the was a terrible mix-up, and that they had completely lost track of which mother gave birth to which baby.

The three fathers were quite understandably irate, and after much bickering, it was decided that they would go into the room one at a time, and take whichever baby they guessed was theirs.

The english man went into the room first, and came out carrying what was quite clearly the nigerian man's baby. The nigerian man noticed this, and voiced his objection, to which the english man replied "You're right, but one of the other two is welsh, and I'm not taking any chances."