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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #585 on: June 06, 2014, 06:49:01 pm »
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I hate tacos.



Courtesy of the local taqueria.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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« Reply #586 on: June 06, 2014, 06:52:27 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #587 on: June 07, 2014, 06:57:46 am »
'Jehovah's Witnesses are getting more and more annoying lately. They think that just because they dressed up as cops and wave a warrant around I'll open the door for them.'
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Quote from: Akura on April 17, 2016, 12:06:46 pm
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #588 on: June 07, 2014, 07:07:04 am »
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

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And before I forget, this one doubles as a very very terrible pickup line:

"You must be Irish girl, because my penis is Dublin."

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« Last Edit: June 07, 2014, 07:08:37 am by Jopax »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #589 on: June 07, 2014, 07:16:56 am »
Quote from: Jopax on June 07, 2014, 07:07:04 am
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

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In Soviet and post-Soviet Russia, sciencist is the hero of this joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #590 on: June 07, 2014, 07:20:08 am »
Those poor kids from Sandy Hook, they wanted books but all they got were magazines.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #591 on: June 07, 2014, 07:31:22 am »
(This joke works best when I use I)
I was walking down the street one day, when I saw a black man carrying a TV. I thought, "Hey, that looks like mine!", so I hurried home, but luckily mine was still there, polishing my shoes.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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« Reply #592 on: June 07, 2014, 07:33:09 am »
Why is that black man all orange?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #593 on: June 07, 2014, 08:48:15 am »
Dutchling, you're terrible. That's a compliment.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #594 on: June 08, 2014, 02:10:04 pm »
A guy joined a club. At every meeting, the newest club member must bring a food specified by the club leader. The club leader told the guy to bring raisins. When the guy went to the meeting, he forgot to bring the raisins, so he got kicked out. When one of his friends asked him why he wasn't at the meeting, he said "they banned me for no raisin!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #595 on: June 08, 2014, 05:14:03 pm »
Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo. After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #596 on: June 08, 2014, 06:23:30 pm »
What do you call it when the author of Harry Potter falls down the stairs?

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What do you call it when the author of Harry Potter used a paddle boat?

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What do you call the game where you toss a heavy ball at the author of HP?
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What do you call it when the author of HP is angry?
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What is the author of HP's preferred method of athleticism test?
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What do you call it when the author of HP lie for a joke?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #597 on: June 08, 2014, 07:33:19 pm »
How is that a Portal joke?
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« Reply #598 on: June 08, 2014, 08:27:59 pm »
I'm confused.
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« Reply #599 on: June 08, 2014, 08:28:47 pm »
Doug Rattmann is a minor character in Portal.
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