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[USEC_OFFICER]

"Bah! Can't even pull off a decent penis based pun. I'm disowning you for the next half-hour or so. To think about what you did."

"Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu- Bu-"

[misko27]

"Bah! Can't even pull off a decent penis based pun. I'm disowning you for the next half-hour or so. So that you can think about what you did."

Tis a awesome game indeed.

I post to watch. And play, when Bay12 Invariably has him tried in the Hague International Criminals court (When that happens, make a deal with the prosecution to testify against yourself. Bam! Instanr Insanity Plea.)

[Geen]

PTW, because from the one time I played this...
Golf.
With a sledgehammer.
Using protesters as balls.
After being arrested, he sued himself then ended up somehow breaking into a nuclear silo. No idea what happened there, I was in the bathroom.

[Parsely]

PTW, because from the one time I played this...
Golf.
With a sledgehammer.
Using protesters as balls.
After being arrested, he sued himself then ended up somehow breaking into a nuclear silo. No idea what happened there, I was in the bathroom.

lol

[Sheb]

7 Willpower

"John, look at that guy mad at you. You didn't do nothing bad, you just wanted a hot dog! So much hate. time to avenge yourself John, Punch him the the Face!"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Sorry about that. Anyways, Sheb wins with his bet of 7 Willpower!

"John, look at that guy mad at you. You didn't do nothing bad, you just wanted a hot dog! So much hate. time to avenge yourself John, Punch him the the Face!"

"But- but- but- hurting people is GAH!"

[2] The managed man solve the moral dilemma of face-punching before John, and socked John full in the face with a vicious left hook. That's going to leave a mark.

Well that was quick. Bidding is back up, and I'll make sure to post more often. Don't want this thing to die on the first round.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Player: SomeStupidGuy
Willpower: 3/10
Skills: Stealth, Throwing

Player: King DZA
Willpower: 4/10
Skills: Acrobatics, Animal Impersonations

Player: Sheb
Willpower: 3/10
Skills: Hand-to-Hand Combat, Climbing

Player: Dariush
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Running, Taking Hits

Player: Elfeater
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Building Small Devices, Computers

Player: anailater
Willpower: 4/10
Skills: Jumping, Punching

[anailater]

4 Willpower
"PUNCH THE WALL IN ANGER!"

[Dariush]

5 WP: Run away, hide in the nearest building. Be sure to come through the door.

[Sheb]

"John, you see what happen? Next time, you'll strike first! Yes John, we'll make you powerful!"

[Elfeater]

6wp
"Now you should see if you can get on TV... TV is goooooood................"

[flame99]

PTW

[USEC_OFFICER]

"PUNCH THE WALL IN ANGER!"

"What? NO!"

"John, you see what happen? Next time, you'll strike first! Yes John, we'll make you powerful!"

"But- But- But it's not nice..."

6wp
"Now you should see if you can get on TV... TV is goooooood................"

[2] "But I don't know wher- OUF!"

The man with the corndog takes advantage of John's indecisiveness and knees him in the groin. Grinning slightly to himself at a job well done, the man walks away as bidding opens once more. And just a quick reminder that you can use willpower to add onto John's rolls. So if you want to add some willpower onto John's roll after winning a bit, make sure to mention that beforehand. At the very least it should help stop this chain of failures.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Player: SomeStupidGuy
Willpower: 4/10
Skills: Stealth, Throwing

Player: King DZA
Willpower: 5/10
Skills: Acrobatics, Animal Impersonations

Player: Sheb
Willpower: 4/10
Skills: Hand-to-Hand Combat, Climbing

Player: Dariush
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Running, Taking Hits

Player: Elfeater
Willpower: 4/10
Skills: Building Small Devices, Computers

Player: anailater
Willpower: 5/10
Skills: Jumping, Punching

[SomeStupidGuy]

"There goes a guy who knows what's up."

[King DZA]

5 Willpower

"Enough of this nonsense, John! You must adopt the mind of a predator if you are ever going to stop getting your ass handed to you! Begin running on all fours and chase the man down, then pounce on him once you get close enough!"

[hops]

((Can somebody please spam WP and mow that fuck down?))