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Author Topic: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!  (Read 9401 times)

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #60 on: November 14, 2012, 11:18:58 pm »

((Can somebody please spam WP and mow that fuck down?))
((Agreed. Just let DZA bid one WP and spend the rest on the roll. I want to see him bleed.))
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #61 on: November 14, 2012, 11:21:43 pm »

((Can somebody please spam WP and mow that fuck down?))
((Agreed. Just let DZA bid one WP and spend the rest on the roll. I want to see him bleed.))
((If you really wanted to abuse the skill system, then Sheb should be the one to win the bid, since one of his skills is hand-to-hand combat, so he'll only need to spend 2 willpower to autosucceed))

((Also, the guy has left already, so John would have to hunt him down.))
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #62 on: November 14, 2012, 11:29:45 pm »

((Can somebody please spam WP and mow that fuck down?))
((Agreed. Just let DZA bid one WP and spend the rest on the roll. I want to see him bleed.))
((If you really wanted to abuse the skill system, then Sheb should be the one to win the bid, since one of his skills is hand-to-hand combat, so he'll only need to spend 2 willpower to autosucceed))

((Also, the guy has left already, so John would have to hunt him down.))
((So be it. *smirk*))
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #63 on: November 15, 2012, 07:19:13 am »

Well, let's DZA track him down, like an animal and I can punch the sucker down.
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #64 on: November 15, 2012, 07:54:25 am »

5 Willpower

"Enough of this nonsense, John! You must adopt the mind of a predator if you are ever going to stop getting your ass handed to you! Begin running on all fours and chase the man down, then pounce on him once you get close enough!"

"Uh... okay, sure. Let's... give it a try, I guess."

[2] John, while having the attitude of a predator, doesn't have any of the senses of one, and quickly loses the man in the general chaos of the fair. He does, however, find that people are now looking at him strangely. Might have been something to do with the running on all fours bit.

Bidding is back open.

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #65 on: November 15, 2012, 07:57:27 am »

3 WP:

Look around for a tall structure to climb and track the fucker down. (+1WP to the roll).
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #66 on: November 15, 2012, 10:03:25 am »

6 WP: Find the nearest building, run into it.

Yay for autosucceed.

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #67 on: November 15, 2012, 03:35:58 pm »

Also 6 WP
"Do the above, but also get in by crashing through the window!"
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #68 on: November 16, 2012, 10:13:01 am »

6 WP: Find the nearest building, run into it.

Yay for autosucceed.

[6] John quickly finds the nearest building, a large concrete barn hosting some sort of livestock show. Or at least that's what you can assume from the smell issuing from it.

Also 6 WP
"Do the above, but also get in by crashing through the window!"

"What? No! That's stupid, I'll get hurt."

John heads over to the entrance of the barn, so that he can enter through the door like a normal person. However, some kind of guard is at the door, blocking John's way.

"Ticket?"

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #69 on: November 16, 2012, 10:43:40 am »

Tell the guard that matters of life and death and state secrets and puppies depend on you getting into that barn. If he doesn't buy it, run past him.

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #70 on: November 16, 2012, 10:58:27 am »

Tell the guard that matters of life and death and state secrets and puppies depend on you getting into that barn. If he doesn't buy it, run past him.

"But's it's a matter of life and death and state secrets and puppies!!!!!!!!" John shouts a bit too enthusiastically.

"That's not my problem."

Quickly steeling his nerves, John makes a quick dash past the guard.

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #71 on: November 16, 2012, 12:57:16 pm »

6 WP
"RUN THROUGH THE WALL, HE WONT EXPECT THAT!"
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #72 on: November 17, 2012, 04:16:50 am »

6 EP " punch him! Punch him!"
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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #73 on: November 17, 2012, 10:04:27 am »

6 WP
"RUN THROUGH THE WALL, HE WONT EXPECT THAT!"

[5] Yeah... John can't exactly run through walls. Just a head's up, so that next time you don't give him brain damage. Well, more brain damage.

And the bidding is back open. Let's just save some time and go with Sheb.

6 EP " punch him! Punch him!"

[4] John unleashes a mighty punch, hitting the guard full-on in the face! The guard reels backward, but manages to stay on his feet. They only choose the toughest of the tough for county fair guards. They also give them tasers, like the one he just pulled out right now.

"Eeep."

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Re: Everyone is John: Round 1 is Back!
« Reply #74 on: November 17, 2012, 12:36:08 pm »

"John, I have a revelation for you. You are Jackie Chan's secret son! Okay, not really, but you know Kung Fu anyway!"

Do a flying kick to take out the taser arm (+1 WP to roll).
Then, punh him in the face. Again. And punch any other guard you might see.
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