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[Dariush]

Is the 10 WP absolute maximum?

6 WP: Screw the hot dogs, find the nearest pavillion where we can exercise our awesomeness.

[TopHat]

PTW

[NRDL]

PTW, this thread inspires me. 

[Elfeater]

7 Willpower

[SomeStupidGuy]

8 WP: John, buddy, I think at this point we should just duck out and sneak off. There have to be more hot-dog carts around here, there must be.

[USEC_OFFICER]

8 WP: John, buddy, I think at this point we should just duck out and sneak off. There have to be more hot-dog carts around here, there must be.

[4] John grins sheepishly before muttering some apologies and sneaking off somewhere. The crowd just kinda watches him go.

"Whew, that was close. I don't know where any other deep fried hotdogs would be though."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Player: SomeStupidGuy
Willpower: 2/10
Skills: Stealth, Throwing

Player: King DZA
Willpower: 3/10
Skills: Acrobatics, Animal Impersonations

Player: Sheb
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Hand-to-Hand Combat, Climbing

Player: Dariush
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Running, Taking Hits

Player: Elfeater
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Building Small Devices, Computers

Player: anailater
Willpower: 3/10
Skills: Jumping, Punching

Well that escalated quickly.
PTW

Nah, that's pretty normal for this game. Winning a jumping bet against a kid before murdering it would be a quick escalation. Ah, the memories.*

_{*NOTE: USEC_OFFICER does not endorse child murder or under-age betting, unless it's your Obsession, in which case totally go for it. It makes the game really interesting and fun. Also John tried to weasel his way out of the above situation with golf. This game is the best.}

[Nerjin]

I am posting to watch.

[SomeStupidGuy]

"How in the hell did that work? Ah well, nicely done John. Now then, let's just wait around the corner for some other dude to buy one, then kick his/her ass. John, you will have your corndog, this I promise."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"How in the hell did that work? Ah well, nicely done John. Now then, let's just wait around the corner for some other dude to buy one, then kick his/her ass. John, you will have your corndog, this I promise."

"Well... I guess that I really do love corndogs..."

[5] John quickly find a bunch of garbage cans and ducks behind them, shielding him from all but the most observant of watchers. Or maybe just those with no sense of smell. After a while, a guy comes wandering over, a fresh deepfried hotdog in hand.

"What do I do now? I don't know how to kick a guy's ass!"

[SomeStupidGuy]

"I dunno. Try kicking him in the crotch. Oh! Also, shout 'There go both your weiners!' while you're doing it. Hahaha, I'm brilliant."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"I dunno. Try kicking him in the crotch. Oh! Also, shout 'There go both your weiners!' while you're doing it. Hahaha, I'm brilliant."

"Uh... Okay."

[1] "Give me your wieners!" John shouts as he jumps up from behind the trashcans only to get his foot caught, sending him flying into the guy. Ouch! Needless to say the man isn't pleased to have his delicious hotdog treat ruined by John.

I was going to remind you that you could spend Willpower to improve John's rolls, especially for things you aren't skilled in... but you don't have 5 Willpower right now, so it's a moot point. At least the bidding is back open!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Player: SomeStupidGuy
Willpower: 2/10
Skills: Stealth, Throwing

Player: King DZA
Willpower: 3/10
Skills: Acrobatics, Animal Impersonations

Player: Sheb
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Hand-to-Hand Combat, Climbing

Player: Dariush
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Running, Taking Hits

Player: Elfeater
Willpower: 10/10
Skills: Building Small Devices, Computers

Player: anailater
Willpower: 3/10
Skills: Jumping, Punching

[borno]

PTW!

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Dude, you completely screwed up the delivery! Obviously, that's why you failed."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Dude, you completely screwed up the delivery! Obviously, that's why you failed."

"I'm sorry! I was nervous and scared!"

[SomeStupidGuy]

"Bah! Can't even pull off a decent penis based pun. I'm disowning you for the next half-hour or so. So that you can think about what you did."