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Author Topic: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons  (Read 33710 times)

misko27

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #285 on: November 07, 2012, 07:00:58 pm »

"Oh, dear. Another prideling.


*Sigh*

You know, Terry, Eternal Damnation isn't so bad."

Could be worse then going to that fascist hell-hole upstairs. And of course there are non-earth places, where they come from the stars.

Still people, we are DEMONS. DEMONS, do not let a fragile mortal tell them what to do. Hell, You should be ashamed! Some of you are millenia old! Talking to human as a equal. Kill himself, is that seriously his threat? How would that benefit him? Besdies, if he tried, we could overpower his feeble mind.

Now. Why do we need virgens again? I'm just unclear on why they need be virgins. Seems more difficult, then say, Hobos.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #286 on: November 07, 2012, 07:02:16 pm »

"Dude, don't be a dick to Terry. He's got a position of power over us. Would you rather not be a dick to Terry, or spend more time in the eternal void?"
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #287 on: November 07, 2012, 07:02:43 pm »

"Oh, dear. Another prideling.


*Sigh*

You know, Terry, Eternal Damnation isn't so bad."

Could be worse then going to that fascist hell-hole upstairs. And of course there are non-earth places, where they come from the stars.

Still people, we are DEMONS. DEMONS, do not let a fragile mortal tell them what to do. Hell, You should be ashamed! Some of you are millenia old! Talking to human as a equal. Kill himself, is that seriously his threat? How would that benefit him? Besdies, if he tried, we could overpower his feeble mind.

Now. Why do we need virgens again? I'm just unclear on why they need be virgins. Seems more difficult, then say, Hobos.


To make lamia slaves in a ritual with snake eggs. You really should pay attention.

Currently I'm leaning towards the eternal void option. Threatening to kill yourself is lame.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #288 on: November 07, 2012, 07:03:53 pm »

Yeah, Terry's actually a pretty cool dude, considering that whole humanity flaw.
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misko27

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #289 on: November 07, 2012, 07:04:32 pm »

To make lamia slaves in a ritual with snake eggs. You really should pay attention.
Why do we want lamias? And what are those anyway?

"Dude, don't be a dick to Terry. He's got a position of power over us. Would you rather not be a dick to Terry, or spend more time in the eternal void?"
I;m just pointing out that, given a the choice for us spending more time in the void, and he losing his mortal life, he be less, careless.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #290 on: November 07, 2012, 07:06:16 pm »

To make lamia slaves in a ritual with snake eggs. You really should pay attention.
Why do we want lamias? And what are those anyway?

For the lulz probably. Human animal taur hybrids. Usually snake tail, hence snake eggs, references greek mythology. Like nagas sometimes are depicted as.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #291 on: November 07, 2012, 07:09:23 pm »

"For reliable minions. And hey, our host might even find them pleasing to look at."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #292 on: November 07, 2012, 07:10:21 pm »

"Lamias are horrifying, but the squeal nicely when you gut them, so there's that."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #293 on: November 07, 2012, 07:12:06 pm »

Nah, we don't really need snakewomen.  And virgins are prized for their purity, making them prime targets in ritual sacrifices (hmm, Terry?).  What we want is a real, demonic body.  Can we do that?

((And seriously, can we stop veering towards sexual things?  All this crotch mutilating and possible snake seduction is kinda derailing us.  Contrary to popular belief, demons can be non-fucking-sexual.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #294 on: November 07, 2012, 07:13:07 pm »

((Who said anything about sexual relations to the snake? She was referring to visually.))
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #295 on: November 07, 2012, 07:14:31 pm »

((Who said anything about sexual relations to the snake? She was referring to visually.))
((Visually appealing.  What, he likes their symmetry?))
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #296 on: November 07, 2012, 07:15:04 pm »

Lamia seem to be easily created demonish things. Creating demonish things is a definite must.

((symmetry is awesome, except when it isn't. Also we really like critiquing each other don't we? Aargh, I'm doing it as well now.))
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #297 on: November 07, 2012, 07:16:52 pm »

"We can work on seperating ourselves, perhaps, AFTER we have a troop of minions for safety, and a proper lair where we can do our rituals with no questions asked."
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #298 on: November 07, 2012, 07:16:52 pm »

Hm... Are you sure you used proper grammar?
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Re: You Are The Vessel For Horrific Demons
« Reply #299 on: November 07, 2012, 07:16:53 pm »

Guys, can't we just get the virign, sacrifice her, and summon some imps? Where are we even going to find snake eggs anyway?
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