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[Jellycat12]

...I got nothing.

[Thecard]

Killing yourself would be mildly inconvenient for us.  But for you... well.  You've been consorting with demons, foolish mortal.  Where do you think that gets you a fast pass to?  Not Disneyland.  That's for damn sure.
Now, we can sit here all day, you threatening to kill yourself, and us plaguing your manhood --Are we sure about that guys?  I don't remember Terry ever clarifying-- or you could just... do what we ask.  It's simple, really.

[misko27]

Now, we can sit here all day, you threatening to kill yourself, and us plaguing your manhood --Are we sure about that guys?  I don't remember Terry ever clarifying-- or you could just... do what we ask.  It's simple, really.

He said so first turn we met him. AND I AM DAMN SERIOUS. THE SKIN WILL OOZE OFF YOU TERRY BOY.

[Demonic Spoon]

Yeah, eternal crotch rash for you. I must admit I'm beginning to care less and less about whether you live or die. It's worth the inconvenience.

Inquire as to the possibility of purchasing snake eggs. If they do not co-operate Pain them and then go search for eggs. Then skedaddle to virgins.

[Teneb]

You will dance, while afflicted by crotch rash, until you learn your place. This we command. You will also discard the blade.

[Thecard]

What about "To the Pain"-ing Terry every time he refuses?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Debilitate this man's crotch. Give him pusing sores that make him beg for death. Encircle his Shaft in warts and blisters, bleeding. We are in charge here.

Heal blisters and lecture misko27.

I really ought to look into some other beings I could work with. I hear efreet don't destroy all they're working for for petty reasons.
Seriously, no Paining our one link with the mortal world. Maybe think about reshaping his mind, but since he was so kind as to let us squat in his soul for a while and use him and, you know, affect the mortal plane, we should try to kinda respect his needs.

I suggest we see if we can sneak into the reptile cages and catch a couple snakes of the same species. Consider using a spell to cover our escape; maybe wait around a while until the plague spell recharges.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Now look guys, we need to develop a nice working relationship with Terry, even if he doesn't have many ways to get rid of us.
He's being relatively good right now, so let's just save the crotch rashes for when he starts getting insubordinate.

[misko27]

Now look guys, we need to develop a nice working relationship with Terry, even if he doesn't have many ways to get rid of us.
He's being relatively good right now, so let's just save the crotch rashes for when he starts getting insubordinate.

HE DIDN'T EAT THE CHICKEN THE BASTARD.

Besides, you're outvoted, for now.

[Thecard]

...Look, Terry.  I don't want to disfigure your junk.  I really don't.  I may be a demon, but there's no need to be sadistic.  But... you're not the powerful spirits here.  How about we settle things by a vote?  You can count for five of us or something, since you're kinda important right now.  And if you continue to be useful, you could have a really high position in whatever world order we establish, and an unblemished crotch!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I see no problem with that, but my sanity puts me in the minority.

[Demonic Spoon]

Sanity is for the weak.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Woo, goldie's on Team Anti crotch mutilation!

[Thecard]

Sanity?  What is this madness?
But yes, if you are indeed "sane" then you would seem to be in the anti-crotch-mutilation minority.  I am too.  I may be a rogue, but I ain't going to mutilate some poor guys business.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Exactly! That just crosses lines that I don't think we want to cross.