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[Gentlefish]

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.

* Sirus is nervous as FUCK

Just don't do what You did.

[Sirus]

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.

* Sirus is nervous as FUCK

So you're delivering spy hookers this time?

Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

[Xantalos]

If you just became self aware, and realized you were a spambot, wouldn't you want to die?

HEY AlL I just Discovered this amazing new website called KRINGLEBERRIES.NET YOU SHOULD ALL GO TRY IT OUT HO HO HO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Nah, I kid. If I were a spambot, it'd be kind of like that one that became self aware a while back and kept on drunk posting.

[Gamerlord]

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.

* Sirus is nervous as FUCK

So you're delivering spy hookers this time?

Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

...WHO THE FUCK DO YOU WORK FOR.

[Lightningfalcon]

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.

* Sirus is nervous as FUCK

So you're delivering spy hookers this time?

Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Maybe  you are transporting the person that will transfer the spy hookers, because you aren't of high enough skill level to transport them yourself yet. 

[Steelmagic]

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.

* Sirus is nervous as FUCK

So you're delivering spy hookers this time?

Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

...WHO THE FUCK DO YOU WORK FOR.

You didn't hear it from me but It's the NPAA (National Prostitute Association of America).

[Sirus]

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.

* Sirus is nervous as FUCK

So you're delivering spy hookers this time?

Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Maybe  you are transporting the person that will transfer the spy hookers, because you aren't of high enough skill level to transport them yourself yet.

Dude, I'm the freaking god(dess) of those two domains. If I don't have the authority, who does?

[Thecard]

I have never needed a special high-security briefing before picking up a load. Until today.

* Sirus is nervous as FUCK

So you're delivering spy hookers this time?

Sure, let's go with that.

Also got a good look at the trailer. I swear, I've seen gun cabinets and safety deposit boxes less secure than this thing. Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Please, you have to find out what you're transporting. There is no way you can bring that up here and not cautiously investigate, getting involved in secret-hooker-spy-missions and becoming the unlikely lover of at least several of them.

[Lagslayer]

Sirus, if saying anything can get you into trouble, please reconsider commenting further.

How much does the load weigh, and where are you delivering it to? Where are you picking it up from? Are there any markings on the trailer?

[Sirus]

Sirus, if saying anything can get you into trouble, please reconsider commenting further.

How much does the load weigh, and where are you delivering it to? Where are you picking it up from? Are there any markings on the trailer?

...Yeah no, not touching that. Harmless joking is all well and good, but specifics like that could land me in serious legal hot water 

[Lagslayer]

Consider the subject dropped.

[Sirus]

It's not just legal hot water I could find myself in. If I shared too much information (which is surprisingly little), someone Up To No Good could see it, figure out the likely route I'm going to take, jump me at one of my stops, take the truck, and do who-knows-what to me; leave me simply stranded if I'm lucky, injured or worse if I'm unlucky.

So yeah. Please do not put my job and life at risk :/

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I think I have a decent guess as to what it is.

[Sirus]

Please refrain from sharing.

[Blargityblarg]

I think I have a decent guess as to what it is.

It's-a me, Mario!